[But...but, don’t you want to see the image I designed?] Miss Calabash, who was defeated by the space aircraft carrier, asked unwillingly.
"On the one hand, if you enter my dream, can't I watch it?" Zhang Ming said seriously.
"On the other hand, I overheard your conversation and felt deeply malicious."
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One day in the past, Ms. Calabash once asked what kind of personality Lao Zhang liked.
After careful deliberation, Lord Shimama made a serious suggestion: "There is an old saying among humans that the eyes are the windows to the soul! The eyes that see through the autumn water are the most attractive."
"So, eyes, the bigger the better, the more the better!"
"The best, the whole head is eyes!!"
The stone screamed crazily and scared the gourd.
The old man Bai Ze on the other side suggested seriously: "I just read an ancient human poem: There is a beauty in the north, peerless and independent."
"So, it is best to have only one leg, or in other words, the one that can stand on its own. Humans should like the independence of the golden rooster."
Pelican: "Gah! (The one with a big mouth!) Ah! (The bigger the mouth, the better!)"
[It sounds reasonable!]
Xiaobai, who had no right to speak, suddenly felt a chill.
Facing these strange companions, Zhang Ming was behind the baffle and his scalp was numb when he heard the three key words "head full of eyes", "golden rooster independent" and "big mouth", which made him almost dizzy. p>
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[Do you think I’m stupid? I’m just teasing them.]
He said that Hulu was a little unconfident, and his tone softened slightly: [Okay, I will get you a space storage device for an aerospace aircraft carrier.]
"Wait a minute." Zhang Ming suddenly made a look of realization, "I see, I understand, you also want to participate in my dream. Once you have the materials, you can combine them at will."
"But there are a lot of existing materials that we haven't tried yet. For example... I have had a girlfriend, and I have done some things before."
"I own these materials...why don't I combine them randomly?"
Hulu discovered that there were signs of riots in the "moral abyss" and quickly began to escape.
[Sorry, that exceeded my mental endurance threshold. I haven’t grown up yet!]
Before Zhang Ming could react, she had already slipped to the balcony.
Zhang Ming sat firmly on the Diaoyutai and wailed confidently: "It seems that if I want to catch you, I still can't save the life span consumed by activating the Eye of Time and Space."
"My life span. It seems that I will be tortured to death by you guys soon!"
As a moral pacesetter, Hulu was a little reluctant to let Zhang Ming consume the life span through his magical powers, and was caught directly with such a stupid effort.
Even before Zhang Ming used any magical powers, he just lightly jumped forward and caught her by the balcony.
[I will give you the storage props of the space aircraft carrier!!] Miss Calabash said tremblingly, [Can you let me go and bask in the moonlight?]
Zhang Ming's eyes showed a dark light: "Hahaha, we captured an aerospace aircraft carrier!"
"Actually, I don't want an aircraft carrier. After thinking about it carefully, I'd rather get a beige sweater."
[No, no, no, for the sake of all mankind, you must need aircraft carriers!]
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At four o'clock the next morning, I woke up refreshed.
Zhang Ming first took the first breath of purple air in the morning like all young people in the human world.
I also checked the juniors who were still sleeping - they may have to sleep for three days and three nights.
As for that crayfish, I may need to eat it for a month.
Next, I was bored, so I went to a real estate agency and bought a small villa with a fine decoration and a yard built by the lake, the kind that you can move in with your bags.
"So this is my new home..." Zhang Ming sighed slightly. Housing prices in this era are not as abnormal as in the past, but villas with yards by the lake are still quite expensive. He got it so easily without even thinking about it when he was young.
This is the good thing about the human world. As long as you have enough money, many things are convenient.
Even Lao Zhang himself feels this way. It seems that money does have a special magic power.
As for the ginkgo tree planted by my sister, I won’t transplant it hastily.
Just wait until the ginkgo fruits grow in autumn, sow some seeds and grow new trees...
The coalition government seems to have sent a special person to study his character and specially gave him two ID cards, one of which is his true identity.
The other ID card is named "Zhang Ming", a popular passerby's name, and his age is forged, 35 years old.
This false identity lasts longer, saving him the shock of passers-by wherever he goes, and having to pretend to be slapped in the face when buying a house is too embarrassing.
This arrangement is quite comfortable. After you have an ID card, it is very convenient whether it is buying a house, a mobile phone, a phone number, etc.
I spent half a day purchasing all kinds of furniture and returned to the small villa.
Zhang Ming remembered the business and started making calls through Gaia consciousness.
This time I called my friends.
"Shimama, Shimama! Are you still alive? Were you killed by poachers?"
Soon, that bitch came online.
"It turns out to be Zhang Mama. Haha, my turtle grandson has completed the key steps of in vitro-tube turtle eggs! Soon, my Xuanwu clan will occupy the human world. You must accept the commander of my Xuanwu will."
Shima's eyebrows are dancing with joy.
I haven’t heard this slut’s voice for a few days, but it’s still kind of friendly.
"Okay, you command human civilization, and every family must raise a tortoise, is that okay?"
"Of course that's great." Shima's eyebrows were beaming.
As a result, the next second, it seemed to have heard what Xiaobai said and started to curse: "What, the experiment failed! It was you who called us who caused us to fail!"
"Nah... it's none of my business!" The veins on Zhang Ming's forehead jumped a few times.
But his tone couldn't help but be respectful: "Master Shimama, a high-level person in human civilization, heard about the great achievements of Lord Xuanwu, and wants to worship you as a teacher and absorb the essence of Xuanwu Breathing Technique. I wonder what Master Shimama's intentions are?
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The Human Breathing Technique has been revised and modified until now, and its efficiency is basically at its peak.
How to go further without a turtle shell?
We can only let Master Shimama personally take action and explain the "authentic Xuanwu Breathing Technique" in detail.
Even Zhang Ming can't do this. After all, he doesn't have a turtle shell, and he can't understand many things.
"Haha, not so good! Even if they worship Xuanwu crazily, do I have to teach them? It's none of my business."
When this stinking stone should be smart, he is indeed a bit smart. He actually didn't agree. He knew that this matter was extremely troublesome and could not be done in a year or two.
"Then what do you want? Set a price and we won't talk nonsense." Zhang Ming's tone was unkind.
After a while, Shitou offered his own price.
"My turtle grandson is not yet an adult, and his essence leaks out too much, which is not conducive to practice."
"But it's not a big problem if you leak it a few times. Let humans use in vitro turtle egg technology to cultivate 100 million turtle eggs with Xuanwu blood. I will personally teach orthodox breathing techniques!"
Zhang Ming was confused. What kind of technology is in vitro turtle egg technology? Is it too exaggerated to have 100 million turtles?
You raise so many fucking turtles, don’t you really want to attack human civilization?
"Is it... can it be done?" When Shimama saw Lao Zhang's distorted expression, she knew that she had gone a little too far. She bounced a little and concluded the deal on her own.
Having said that, since this guy took the "quantity" route, he started to have troubles.
It feels that in the past, it was an idiot. It is so difficult to take the elite route, so why must it be stubborn?
We should have taken the quantitative route a long time ago!
"Can you feed 100 million turtles?"
Zhang Ming tried to bargain for the beasts and horses of the human scientific research team.
"It's none of my business. The fittest will survive, and the unfit will be eliminated. I will train the most elite turtles. The rest, I will care whether they live or die."
"But human beings cannot deliberately breed meat for meat. I, a descendant of Xuanwu, am not a pig in a pig pen!"
That's natural, and Zhang Ming can't just watch the turtles turn into green turtles on the chopping board.
"Then...a deal? I'll help you talk about it, but I don't necessarily guarantee whether humans will agree."
"If you don't agree, then 1 billion eggs! If you don't agree, it will rise to 10 billion! They are asking for it from me!" Stinky Stone shouted arrogantly.
Zhang Ming can already imagine the scene of this bitch crazily torturing scientific researchers.
However, wouldn’t a big thing be solved?
How humans worry is none of my business!
Next, he dialed the old man Bai Ze's phone number.
Because this guy is very big and very powerful, Gaia’s consciousness has a very high level of awareness of it.
Before the call was even dialed, a holographic image of an old sheep's head appeared in the blue interface.
The old sheep head is... eating grass happily?!
The huge sheep-headed skeleton was chewing the dewy grass in the sun, its huge mouth opening and closing up and down, unable to stop at all.
In the canyon on the other side, a large group of beautiful creatures like white deer, like worshiping their ancestors, picked up plants like foxtail grass and stuffed them into the mouth of a huge old sheep head like a mountain.
And its mouth is like a black hole, no matter how much it swallows, it can be eaten all at once.
This scene...
A little weird!
"Mr. Bai Ze, Mr. Bai Ze, are you there?" Zhang Ming swallowed.
When Bai Ze heard this voice, he immediately swallowed the last mouthful of grass and pretended to be gentle and elegant - Zhang Ming didn't know why a skull and sheep head needed to maintain his perfect image, other than just eating grass.
Well, it doesn’t matter even if someone sees it, right?
Then, its spirit connected to Gaia's consciousness: "Is this the space of Gaia's consciousness? It's a very interesting ability... Mr. Zhang, have you found your hometown?"
Zhang Ming said: "Well, I found it. Although my family has passed away, my descendants are living a good life, so I feel relieved."
"How are you enjoying your time here? Is it a pleasure?"
