"Young man, what are you making a fuss about?" Uncle Qi came over again after finishing his meal.
He asked curiously, "I saw you muttering just now. Haven't you finished telling the joke after such a long time?"
"I told a few new jokes." Cang Rao casually gave the NPC a new reason.
"What kind of joke is this?" Uncle Qi was really curious.
Cang Fu shook his head at Uncle Qi, "Uncle Qi, you definitely won't understand. What they are talking about are all Internet terms, and I can't even understand them."
Uncle Qi was deceived and gave up his curiosity in time, "Forget it, I won't make you laugh at Uncle Qi later."
"By the way, the memorial service and wake will begin soon. Would you like to get some supplies so that you can have fun at night?"
"What supplies?" Wen Qingyan asked immediately.
Uncle Qi said cheerfully, "You might be bored at night, so just play cards and games."
Chen Xiang asked, "Do you have any playing cards?"
"Yes." Uncle Qi nodded.
Chen Xiang turned to the others and asked, "Can you play cards?"
"Okay." Wen Qingyan nodded in agreement.
The other players didn't refuse, so they sent Chen Xiang and Uncle Qi to get cards, and also brought a few bags of snacks and drinks.
It started to get dark, and the newlyweds started to get nervous.
There is a ghost in the dungeon. If you can't see it tomorrow, you can only see it at night.
I don’t know if the ghosts here are afraid of the Holy Sword of Physics. If not, then there is nothing they can do.
"Everyone, come here!" Uncle Qi began to greet.
He shouted loudly, "Everyone, be quiet first and listen to what I have to say."
The NPCs were muted for a second, and the players were not able to raise their voices to attract people's looks, so they all fell silent.
Uncle Qi nodded with satisfaction and began to explain the rules, "Thank you everyone for coming to see Grandma off for the last time."
"I will tell you a few important things below. I hope everyone can keep them in mind. If you offend grandma, I can't help you."
"First, grandma likes obedient children, so you must be obedient and listen to her at all times."
"Second, grandma doesn't like children who waste food. Anyone who is picky about food and doesn't eat well will be punished."
"Third, grandma likes to be lively, so you don't have to be afraid when you see her. That's her love for you."
"Fourth, Grandma's incense cannot be cut off. You should arrange for someone to guard it. You can replace it with someone to add sesame oil in the middle."
"Fifth, those who keep vigil for grandma, please remember not to talk about any topics about death, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences."
"Sixth, the person chosen by grandma must be coaxed back to sleep. If she can't be coaxed well, the whole village will punish that person together."
"I hope everyone can keep the above six points in mind. If something happens if you don't follow the rules, you will bear all the consequences yourself."
Uncle Qi announced six rules in one breath, each of which revolved around Grandma Grandma and was not only aimed at players.
"Now, let's start paying homage to my grandma." Uncle Qi announced.
Immediately, several strong middle-aged uncles walked out. They lifted the coffin and placed it in the center of the large courtyard.
Then, the villagers began to wait in line.
An aunt was carrying a basket with several incense candles in it, and lit them all at once.
Incense was distributed to the villagers, and candles were lit on top of the coffin, arranged neatly like a birthday cake.
The players were also assigned incense. They were scattered and lined up with the villagers, and then circled around the coffin.
After everyone takes a few steps, they will chant after Uncle Qi, "Bless grandma and grandma to come to the paradise world soon."
A group of people circled around the coffin to worship, but Cang Fei was alone outside the circle, and from time to time he had to throw something into the brazier next to him.
Because it was inconvenient for Cang Fei to sit in a wheelchair, Uncle Qi asked him to help add joss sticks instead of following him around.
"Wow, this big brother is so good-looking, just perfect for making a doll." A boy about six years old suddenly ran over.
Cang Fei glanced at him, then continued to add paper to the basin, ignoring Tong Yan Wuji's little brat.
"Brother, why are you ignoring me?" The little boy came closer.
He was wearing a set of mourning clothes, with two red cheeks painted on his face, and his eyes were painted with black ink. I don’t know who has such an aesthetic...
Cang Fu suddenly thought about the butler's painting of people's funeral makeup. He felt that Ji Yu's skills were better than this.
The little boy was disgusted and snorted unhappily, "Big brother ignores me, the baby is going to be angry, huh!"
He smashed the little tiger doll in his hand on the ground, "Brother, the baby's doll fell, can you pick it up for me?"
Cang Xi looked over with a cold expression, "What do you have those long hands for?"
The little boy pulled a few times, but the doll got stuck on the ground and couldn't get up. "But the baby can't pull it up."
"I'm not in good health and I'm not as strong as you." Cang Xi rejected him again.
The little boy pouted in a second and said, "Oh, you bully the baby, I'm going to call my sister to beat you."
Cang Rao waved his hand nonchalantly to tell him to stay away from the crying, "Just scream, I'll take care of you together."
"Wow, sister, a big brother is bullying me!" the little boy cried loudly.
Cang Rao said disdainfully to him, "If you want to cry, stay away. You're making me burn paper for Grandma Grandma."
When the little boy heard this, he cried even harder.
He had never seen such a person. It was reasonable for him to bully a child, but he still beat him up when he refused to pick up the baby, which made the baby angry to death.
"You are an adult, and you still bully a child?" an old woman's voice sounded from behind Cang Xi.
As soon as Cang Ji turned his head, he was faced with a face that was wrinkled, painted horribly, and horribly pale.
Gee, I really want to introduce Ji Yu’s makeup skills to my mother-in-law.
Cang Li explained to the ghost woman, "Grandma Grandma, I am a disabled person now, and children are more useful than me."
The ghost woman grinned and said, "You always have various reasons."
"This is not a reason, what I said is the fact." Cang Ji emphasized.
The ghost woman was convinced, so she didn't force Cang Xi to help. She walked over and helped the little boy up.
The little boy cried so much that his nose was bubbling, and he complained to the witch over there, saying that his elder brother bullied him.
"Why do you have eyes?" Cang Ji asked the little boy again.
"Look, mother-in-law!" the little boy pointed at Cang Fei and shouted, "He bullies the baby, he scolds me for having no eyes."
The witch held the little boy helplessly, "Big brother is not feeling well, boy, please don't make trouble."
The little boy pointed at Cang Fei and said, "But the baby likes this good-looking big brother."
"Don't make trouble." The hag's voice became more severe.
The little boy didn't dare to continue yelling. He glared at Cang Fei angrily and threw the doll towards him.
No matter how many times the little boy threw it, Cang Ji would not pick it up. He didn't even bother to look at it and concentrated on burning the paper.
The hag grabbed the ghost boy and said a few words in a language that Cang Fei couldn't understand, and then the little boy ran away.
