Shen Wenjun ate the strawberries happily, stared at Cang Xi and asked, "Boss, why are you so sleepy? Didn't you sleep well last night?"
Cang Xi rubbed his eyelids that could not be opened, "Maybe he slept too much."
Yan Fanbo immediately asked, "Then why are you still sleepy? It's more exaggerated than staying up late playing games."
Cang Xi yawned, shook his head and said, "I don't know, I'm just sleepy."
Shen Wenjun joked, "If I hadn't known you were a boy, I would have thought you were pregnant."
Cang Fei's eyes sharpened and he stared coldly at Shen Wenjun, "Do you want to die?"
Shen Wenjun said, "I'm telling the truth. Women tend to get sleepy during pregnancy, and they feel sleepy during the day and night."
Yan Fanbo yelled, "You know so well, who's got a big belly?"
"You fart!" Shen Wenjun kicked him, "I'm such a scumbag, how can I save a seed?"
Yan Fanbo clicked his tongue twice, "You also know that you are a scumbag!"
Shen Wenjun sighed hard, "It's not like someone is a scumbag and pretends to be an affectionate gentleman without knowing it. Who are you disgusting with?"
The two people at the same table quarreled again. Jun Wunian was squeezed between the boss and the two lunatics. He was so tired.
While they were quarreling, he pulled all the strawberries onto his plate and made them quarrel without giving them anything to eat.
Cang Fu noticed the little fat man's movements and didn't care. Just as he was about to return the dishes, a certain warden came over.
"This handsome guy, do you mind if I sit next to you?" Ji Yu pretended to see Cang Xi for the first time.
Cang Fei glanced at him indifferently, neither saying that he minded nor saying that he didn't mind. He wasn't embarrassed anyway.
Although the warden's appearance is not ugly, he is very ordinary and would not be found in a crowd of people.
If it weren't for Ji Yu's own temperament, Cang Ji might not even bother to look at him if this man came to get close to him.
Ji Yu knew that the little cutie was not willing to deal with outsiders, so he easily lifted Jun Wu Nian away and sat down on his own.
Ji Yu put a few pieces of meat on Cang Qi's plate as usual, "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Seeing Ji Yu's performance, Cang Qi became interested and asked, "Do you want to be my boyfriend?"
Ji Shen is not afraid of cuckolding herself, so what is Cang Xi afraid of? Just treat it as a role play.
Ji Yu nodded crazily and said, "It's my pleasure."
Cang Xi smiled slightly at Warden Ji and said, "You are a prison guard and I am a prisoner. Don't you think we are incompatible?"
Ji Yu coughed helplessly and lowered his voice and said, "I thought you would say that we are all men."
Cang Fu raised his hand, lifted Ji Yu's chin and looked around, "Master Warden, you look a bit ugly."
Ji Yu was confused. He wanted to use his true body, but he was an NPC, so it would be inconvenient to change.
I finally got the identity of the warden just to provide convenience for the little cutie.
Ji Yu was fully prepared for the warden to be bald and pot-bellied at the time, but the result was okay. Apart from his low-profile looks, there were no other problems.
"As long as a man has the right, that's all." Ji Yu gradually mastered the character's style, "With me protecting you, you can make whatever trouble you want."
Cang Fu asked directly, "If we blow up the prison, won't you care?"
Ji Yu couldn't help but clicked his tongue twice, "Little Ancestor, you can make a scene, but it's better to take it easy when blowing up the prison."
Cang Xi snorted and pushed Ji Yu away, "The prison can't be blown up, so why do I need you as the warden?"
"You can blow up a small area, but it's very difficult to blow up the whole prison." Ji Yu shouted as he pulled Cang Xiu away.
The new warden even bombed the prison in order to court his love. Where did this idiot come from?
The prison guards who heard this sentence immediately lost respect for the new warden, and even despised his behavior of preferring beauty over power.
All the players were speechless. Is this new warden out of his mind? He became stupid when he saw the handsome man.
Those who know the identity of the two have great admiration for the couple's performance. It would be a pity that they don't become actors.
Yan Fanbo patted Shen Wenjun on the shoulder and said, "If you wanted to have such acting skills, you would have already become a top performer."
Shen Wenjun rolled his eyes and retorted, "So what if you have acting skills? Can you beat those plastic surgery faces that you are trying to steal?"
Cang Rei glanced at the two people who were whispering, then sat back and openly asked the warden to serve him.
Ji Yu had long been used to serving him, and his feeding and throwing movements were so proficient that no one noticed.
The prison guards took the plates and stood in a row outside to eat, while the prisoners choked after taking two bites and went back to their rooms to have fun.
The warden openly fed the prisoners in the cafeteria. Within an hour, the food was blown out of the air.
"Master Warden, since I have you on my side, I'm going to cause trouble." Cang Rao stretched out his hand and poked Ji Yu's chest.
Because of the love-at-first-sight drama, the two of them returned to the warden's office in a swaggering manner.
Ji Yu grabbed Cangbi's hand and said, "Don't make trouble, I'll change my skin first."
In the face of the warden, Ji Yu had the illusion that his wife was teasing a wild man, and she would be extremely jealous even if the culprit was herself.
Stripping away his identity as the warden, Ji Yu pressed Cang Xiu against the door and kissed him, "Cang Xiu, how was my performance just now?"
Cang Xi exposed him and said, "In order to let me make trouble with this identity, you even gave up your own skin?"
"You can switch freely in private, right?" Ji Yu laughed, "You can make it so that I can hold it."
The highest official in the prison is the warden. Even if there are new instructions from above, it still depends on whether he listens to them.
The mission in the dungeon world is only for one month. After one month, Ji Yu slaps his ass and leaves. The mess belongs to the warden.
What's more, the dungeon world will be updated according to the player's situation, and the NPC situation will be restored next time.
The premise is that this copy does not collapse.
Judging from what the little cutie meant, there was a high probability that the prison copy would not be saved. Ji Yu knew Cang Li’s temper, so he allowed him to create it.
"Show me the prison guard's roster." Cang Xiu pushed Ji Yu away.
The little cutie has a habit of throwing it away after use. Ji Yu has long been used to it if he doesn't like it.
"I also have prisoner information, wait for me to get it for you." Ji Yu flipped through it for a while, then put a few stacks of notebooks on the table.
Ji Yu picked up Cang Fei and sat on his lap, "Baby, do you need help from my husband?"
"No, I'll take a quick look myself." Cang Xi refused.
Cang Fei turned the pages as if on fast forward, memorizing them at a glance, and finished flipping through the book in two minutes.
This is an ability he has practiced since he was a child. As a prince, Cang Fu must learn the skill of photographic memory.
The royal family's genes are inherently excellent, and with acquired diligence, it is a very simple task to deepen their memory.
Ji Yu held Cang Li in his arms. He didn't dare to disturb her, and he didn't even move, quietly watching the little cutie busy.
The two sat quietly for half an hour, and the only sound left in the room was the rustling of Cang Li turning papers.
"Warden, just now..." Gu Li opened the door and was stunned when he saw the two people sitting hugging each other in the room.
Cang Fu and Ji Yu turned to look at each other at the same time. They had forgotten to lock the door just now.
Ji Yu just assumed that others would not come because they were fine, so he didn't bother to lock the door. Cang Ji thought that the other party would just lock the door.
Cang Fei glanced at Gu Li and saw Ji Yu nodding, and knew that his identity as a player had been exposed.
