"Tsk, it's your own fault." Tong Zijun warned Cang Xi, "If you see it, wait and follow closely, don't kill everyone."
Cang Xi rolled his eyes and reminded, "Can you speak Mandarin?"
The system only translates the languages of various countries and species. Local dialects are considered a unified language and will not be translated directly to players.
Tong Zijun sighed without sincerity, "I can't learn it. I grew up with pandas and I can't speak human language."
"Chief Boy, can you be more careful about the mission?" Mu Huanian really couldn't stand it anymore.
She took out a teaching stick, broke it and continued, "Are you a frog?"
"Don't poke my butt." Tong Zijun said, covering his butt, "Isn't this because I want to show off with the new guy?"
——Ding! The funny circus show is about to begin. Players are asked to find their own position within ten minutes.
Cang Fu waved to a few people and said with a smile, "I don't need to look for it, my character must be a clown."
He said coquettishly, "You guys try your best to find me. I'll go see if there's any man nearby that I can fall in love with at first sight."
Tong Zijun had no choice but to tell him to be careful and take two deputy judges to look for clues, so as not to fail at the beginning.
While others were looking for identity clues, Cang Fu was observing the remaining garbage and swiped a dozen red dots at once.
——Ding! The funny circus is opening, Mr. Clown is invited to open the show.
Cang Feng put on his bowler hat, straightened his collar, stood upright, casually glued a red ball to his nose, opened the curtain and walked onto the stage.
"Fellow folks, welcome to the Funny Circus." Cang Fu took off his hat and saluted the audience.
"Wow! This new clown is so handsome! The most handsome clown in history!"
"Mr. Clown, can you open the voting first? I will get all my friends to vote for you."
"Ahhh! Mr. Clown's appearance is my destiny. Don't compete with me!"
As soon as Cang Xi came on stage, a group of creatures who didn't know whether they were human or not started shouting and their words were a bit crazy.
An ordinary player would have been so frightened that he would have turned around and run away, but Cang Xiu didn't, he did the opposite.
Cang Li raised his index finger to his lips and said into the microphone, "I like men who are stronger than me."
The female audience members shouted that it was a pity, some of the male audience members gave up, and some stood up to show off their muscles.
Cang Feng smiled faintly at the group of people and stamped his feet lightly. The ground collapsed, and cracks opened directly to the audience.
"I have been traveling around the world to find a suitable boyfriend, but unfortunately I have never met one who wants to dedicate my body."
"Because..." Cang Xiu drawled, looked around the audience with a smile, and then said, "Everyone who is weaker than me is dead."
The audience was completely silent. There were obviously hundreds of people, but no one dared to make a sound.
——Ding! Players please pay attention.
①,The game is designed to be an infinite reincarnation system.
②, the number of deaths cannot be less than five.
③, The reincarnation ends and the player dies.
After the clown starts, the system announces that the circus performance has begun, and the players who have received the character performance will appear in order.
"Now please enjoy the first show, Knife Spinner!" Tong Zijun acted as the host.
A big turntable was pushed onto the stage, a fat player was tied to it, and a thin player was blindfolded and threw a throwing knife.
Half of the words on the turntable say death, and half of the words say life. The two words are staggered and written in their own space.
The fat man was so frightened that he shouted, "Stay still!"
The thin man is more scared than the fat man. He can't see. It's okay to throw him out and kill NPCs. But he will die if he kills the players.
All the staff participating in the circus are players, and the game is played in such a way that it is clearly intended to trick them to death.
"Throw it away! It's so boring to see you trembling, fuck him quickly and make him bleed!"
"The circus is not interesting if it is not bloody. If you don't throw away the knife, I will refund the ticket!"
——Ding! Warn once, the audience will refund the tickets and the performance player will die.
Now the thin man didn't want to throw away the knife. He still had a chance to survive. If he didn't perform the task, he would die.
Tong Zijun said to help, "Hurry up and throw it away! Don't keep the audience waiting, throw it in the three o'clock direction."
When the thin man heard the hint, he immediately threw the knife in his hand in the direction of three o'clock, and inserted it into the wooden board with a clang.
The audience did not see the person being stabbed with the knife. They shouted pity and misled the thin man to stab the fat man with a knife.
As the chief judge, Tong Zijun naturally doesn’t want players to die before they pass the first round, so he tries to find ways to help players cheat.
The host of the circus helps the staff, which is his duty, so Tong Zijun's behavior is not a character failure.
Cang Fu dragged a big box and gave away small dolls to the audience. This was also an opportunity for him to deal with the remaining garbage.
The clown is the freest among the circus staff. He can interact with the audience and run around the venue.
The host must stay on the stage at all times, other staff need to perform, and cannot move around casually unless they are on stage.
Cang Ji handed a bloody doll to a young man, "Sir, this is your doll. Welcome to the funny circus."
"I don't want this." The young man refused, "Can you give me a bear instead?"
"Of course." Cang Xi smiled at him.
He rummaged around in the box for the doll, actually operating it on the virtual screen, then turned around and stared at the young man.
"No. 5579, died three years ago, level 53 player, professional lawyer, and changed his skills."
"After death, he is reincarnated into an NPC. He takes the player's memory with him and uses his skills to forcibly exchange other people's internal organs."
After Cang Li read out the number, the young man showed his dead look, and then he was cleared and disappeared.
There were spectators around him, and there were god-level players watching on the stage. How could Cang Fu let him shout and reveal his identity?
After killing a young man, Cang Li handed dolls to several NPCs nearby and picked an old lady.
The old lady died ten years ago. She was only in her forties when she died, but now she is so old that her skin is wrinkled.
"Number 6143, death time ten years ago, level 50 player, professional housewife, skill kitchen knife."
"After death, he was reincarnated into an NPC. He took the player's memory with him and was unwilling to die. He killed more than a dozen new players."
After Cang Xiu pronounced the verdict, he cleaned up the old lady, and then continued to choose a few lively NPCs to hide from others.
Tong Zijun glanced at Cang Fei from time to time, but most of the time he was looking at the thin man throwing the throwing knife, so he didn't notice anything unusual.
Cang Fu cleaned up the two remaining garbage and did not continue to do anything. It was much easier to arouse the player's suspicion.
The knife-throwing carousel on the stage reached its climax. The fat man was stabbed five times by the thin man, and the carousel was dyed red with blood.
No one in the audience continued to shout for refund, and everyone's emotions were aroused, even the thin man who threw the knife was the same.
The worst person at the scene was Fatty. The harder he yelled, the more enthusiastic the audience became, and they all shouted to continue.
The thin man was so aroused that he no longer deliberately kept the direction when throwing the knife, but casually threw it towards the turntable.
Seeing that the situation was out of control, Tong Zijun promptly announced, "The knife carousel is about to end. Guests who like to watch are welcome to come back after the show."
As his voice fell, the thin man's last knife flew out and hit the fat man's chest.
The fat man had lost a lot of blood, but his heart was suddenly stabbed, and he died instantly without even taking a breath.
——Ding! If a player kills a player, the system will erase it.
The thin man shouted, and before he could even take off his blindfold, a knife penetrated his chest and he fell into a pool of blood.
"Oh oh oh! They're all dead, this is so good!" The audience stood up and applauded vigorously.
