Yamazaki thought about it, walked back to the room, invited the housekeeper to come in, and told them together.
The strategy is very simple. Prepare torches and fire oil. If the opponent comes to fight, throw the torch and set fire to the town, burning the whole town together.
When the time comes, someone will naturally deal with the bad guys.
"Unfortunately, this time it is indeed impossible to return the blame to the emperor. At most, the king's men pretend to be royal spies and act as members of the Tsing Yi Sect to kill the second aunt and grandpa in order to blame the emperor."
The second aunt thought, "This is already very good, but I'm afraid they will be attacked with a thunderous blow. Don't you need to prepare anything else?"
"No, they don't know how to use crossbows and arrows that make people doubt their identity. They can only imitate the Jianghu people to climb over the wall, so just keep an eye on them." Yamazaki smiled and said, "If you are worried, prepare more wall ash, and each person can install one."
Bag, just slowly sprinkle it into your eyes."
"Ha." Shandai Le said, "I like this method."
The second aunt and the housekeeper also couldn't stop laughing. The children sprinkled ashes, as long as it was useful.
"It's a pity that the inside is loose and the outside is tight. We are under surveillance. Otherwise, we can buy some Mongolian sweat medicine and the like. If not, we can grab some medicinal materials to make poison. But now, the secret will be exposed as long as we move, so we can only move around in the inn."
While Yamazaki was talking, a strange sound suddenly appeared in his stomach.
The scene suddenly became awkward, and Shandai burst into laughter, "Brother, you'd better feed the roundworms first."
The butler handed over his hand and said, "Madam, young master, young lady, you go to eat, I will guard the master here."
The second aunt's grandma looked at Yamazaki, and Yamazaki knew that she was asking if she could wake up the second aunt's grandpa.
Yamazaki felt the pulse of the second aunt's grandfather, thought about sealing his meridians, and then awakened his mind.
"Ghost, ghost! Monster!"
The second aunt's grandfather's words left the whole room speechless.
Yamazaki had a headache, "Now is the most troublesome. The poison has penetrated deep into the brain of the second aunt's grandfather along with the blood."
The second aunt frowned, "Then he will be like this for the rest of his life?"
Yamazaki smiled bitterly, "I can only say that it will gradually get better, but I don't know when it will be completely healed."
"That's it."
"Grandma Second Aunt, don't be so sad. You can live with hallucinations. For example, I still have hallucinations now. It's because the poison in my body has not been cleared away."
"So, when will he be able to stay awake in hallucinations like you?"
Yamazaki thought for a while and smiled: "It may not be easy to wake up, but it can stop my second aunt and grandpa from yelling."
Yamazaki directed Shandai to bring the oil lamp over, forming a huge shadow on the wall, then opened his mouth and spoke slowly, "Shut up! Otherwise, I'll eat you!"
Because the normal speaking speed sounded strange to Duan Shi.
Duan Shi, who had been talking about monsters, immediately shut up, because in his eyes, this was a super monster with a mouth bigger than others.
"Who are you to enter the ecstasy realm without permission!"
"Where is the ecstasy!"
"Be brave, should I ask, or should you?"
"Ah, I'm sorry, my name is Duan Shi and Duan Chenggang."
"Let's do the math, oh, he's still a fifth-grade official."
"I don't dare to take it. I don't have much ability. I rely on my good wife to support me. Oh, by the way, how are I going to get back?"
The second aunt's grandmother burst into tears when she heard this, and covered her mouth to keep silent.
Yamazaki continued, "Miss your wife?"
"That's another matter. The main reason is that I still have a memorial to pay."
"I just calculated it for you. If you hand in the memorial, you will die a violent death, and even your wife's family will be ruined."
"How come?"
"You came to this ecstasy, probably because you were not destined to die. Anyway, don't think about memorials or anything, because your wife has already begged for your bones from the emperor, and the emperor has allowed you to retire and return to your hometown."
"Ah? No, I have to go back. Excuse me, sir, how should I go back?"
"A scholar like you can't go back."
"What about that?"
"Of course you have to practice."
"I can't, and how long will it take?"
"Don't worry about this. Your current body meridians are formed by your mind and spirit. They are very strong. As long as you practice well, you should be able to go back in 30,000 to 50,000 years."
As soon as Yamazaki said this, Shandai immediately covered her mouth to avoid laughing. The second aunt and the housekeeper were both dumbfounded. This was too exaggerated.
Duan Shi was stunned for a while before reacting, "Wait a minute, what did you just say, three to fifty thousand years?"
"Oh, don't be nervous. The time here is different from that in your place. You have been in the Ecstasy for thirty to fifty thousand years, but over there it may only be three to five months."
"So that's the case. It really scared me to death. Then I'm really in wonderland."
"This is a fantasy land. You can tell by looking at it that it's not a fairyland. You scholars just like to put gold on your face."
"Haha." Duan Shi was embarrassed.
"But after you go out, you can make up stories and tell them to others. Anyway, you know what others don't." Yamazaki brought the topic back to practicing martial arts and introduced everyone in the room to Duan Shi.
It's clear that there are many people to spare, so I just randomly picked them to help.
The second aunt's grandmother is called the exclusive elder who teaches the exercises to Duan Shi and helps him live here.
The housekeeper is called the House Elder, and you can contact him if you have any questions.
Yamazaki and Shandai are just watching the fun, while passers-by A and B only watch the fun when they have nothing to do.
"In addition, for your promotion, some people will be arranged to fight with you. You can attack them, but they will not die if they stay here for a long time."
"Wait, will there be death here too?"
"Of course you will die, but it's not that easy. But if you, an outsider, die, you may not even be able to enter reincarnation."
"Isn't it?"
"In short, if you practice hard, you will naturally not die when your strength is high. When your strength reaches a certain level, you will naturally go back early."
"How high?"
"Everyone is different, so I can't tell."
"Then may I ask, has anyone gone back before?"
"I don't know either. This place is very vast. You were the first to come to my side. And this place is an illusion. For us, everything we want comes true and we don't want to leave at all."
"That's it." Duan Shi nodded as if he didn't understand.
The other three people in the room couldn't help laughing. They were fooled into living in another world.
…
Yamazaki removed his shadow and the lights.
Duan Shi pulled the sleeve of the elder Chuan Gong and looked at it cautiously. He was still a little scared when he looked at the strange-shaped things.
The second aunt felt it, and even though she couldn't laugh or cry, she still acted out the trick.
But Yamazaki ignored them and went to dinner with Shandai.
I just told you not to talk, stay in the room as much as possible, and communicate in writing as much as possible to avoid being exposed.
…
Yamazaki ate something and felt much better.
Shandai called Yamazaki back to the room and gave Yamazaki the book of Mr. Jade Stealer.
"I don't understand this. Look what he is doing."
Yamazaki turned over it and said, "This is analyzing the skills."
Shandai bared her teeth, "I know this, but what are you studying in this technique?"
Yamazaki sighed, "This is a strange sutra other than the twelve serious sutras. He is studying how to make the best masters reach a higher level."
Shan Dai suddenly realized, "Oh, he is the peerless master?"