"Today is the fourth day of the twelfth lunar month in the Astrological Year, and there are 24 days left until New Year's Eve. This is my and Xia Shihan's wedding anniversary... I don't know how many days.
Well, I'm going to start writing a diary. I didn't like writing diaries before. In my opinion, no serious person should write a diary...
But there have been a lot of things lately, and I'm afraid I've forgotten them, so I still have to sort things out... Well, I'm not a serious person anyway.
Text: At 5:32:6 this afternoon, Xia Shihan said that if I failed the exam, she would go back to live with her parents. She couldn’t afford to be embarrassed.
But I don’t know why, when she went out to take out the trash, she seemed to have changed. Her considerate look seemed like she was afraid that I would run away with someone else...
Also, I met Li Weiwei today, and she forced me to eat some grass, which made me feel warm."
"On the fifth day of the twelfth lunar month, it's cloudy and below zero
That grandson of Zhao Hai put on my slippers again today.
In order to retaliate against him, I secretly put a light lip print on this guy's neck while he was taking a nap.
As a result, in the evening, Xu Lan chased him down two streets with a broom...
In addition, I met Li Weiwei again today, and she made me eat that strange grass again."
"On the sixth day of the twelfth lunar month, the weather was sunny and below zero
Today, the little fat guy who was so depressed at the old house came to school to find me and pestered me all day just to get me to treat him to dinner and teach him how to catch ghosts.
I beat him up, and then I gave him a meal, and then I beat him up again...
Well, write a memo, and when the final exam is over, pack him and the three iron fools and send them to the crematorium.
Well, I'm good at fighting, but I can't teach people to fight, so I can only work hard for Mr. Lan...
I heard that the old man’s business has been quite extensive recently. He’s not just stealing food, he’s also said to be visiting the farm...
Besides, Li Weiwei forced me to eat grass again today!"
"On the seventh day of the twelfth lunar month, the weather is cloudy and there is heavy snow in some places.
I went to visit the old man today. He was still pretending to be dead with me.
So I greeted Mo Yan cordially and friendly, but the old man was stunned and said nothing!
I didn't realize that he was really tolerant...but his nose seemed a bit crooked...
In addition, Li Weiwei forced me to eat grass again today, and I was wondering if she was attracted to me and was secretly giving me aphrodisiacs?"
"The eighth day of the twelfth lunar month is a sunny day and a day that is colder inside the house than outside.
It's getting closer to the final exam...cough cough cough, it's getting closer and closer to the official examination for the underworld. I have to study hard.
Memo: The official establishment examination is divided into three levels: written test, martial arts test, and interview!
With my handsome, charming, and amazing handsomeness, I can definitely pass the test easily, so I decided to go to the club to do a 598 to celebrate in advance..."
"The ninth day of the twelfth lunar month is a sunny day and it's so cold that I want to find someone to warm my hands.
Yesterday I went to the club and was captured alive by Xia Shihan, so today I decided to change my strategy and go to the Foot Washing City to wash my feet. This time there will be no problem..."
"On the tenth day of the twelfth lunar month, it's a cloudy day, just like my mood
Yesterday I went to Foot Washing City and was arrested by Xia Shihan again. I had every reason to suspect that Haizi had betrayed me, so I decided to punish him again today...
As a result, when Haizi came back at night, his clothes were torn."
"On the eleventh day of the twelfth lunar month, it's a cloudy day, and I feel the same
Haozi told me today that the final exam will be high mathematics???
Why don't I remember this class and exam? I suspect the dean made a mistake.
So I went to his office and communicated with him in a cordial and friendly manner for more than two hours.
As a result, I successfully got myself punished for skipping more than twenty classes..."
"The twelfth lunar month, heavy snow, a boring day
I had nothing to do today. I happened to meet Mo Xuelan when I went out.
I thought that she had been here for so long and I still had not fulfilled my duty as a landlord, so I invited her to have a hot pot meal.
I didn't realize that Mo Xuelan was someone who was close to Pluto. He still had some money in his pocket. He paid for the 1680 hotpot set meal without blinking.
I don’t know why, but when I went back at night, Xia Shihan beat me up for no reason...
As a man, how could I bear it, so I beat her too..."
"The thirteenth day of the twelfth lunar month, heavy snow, a day longing for a beating
So I invited Mo Xuelan to have hot pot again today... Sure enough, Xia Shihan beat me up again that night!
As a courtesy, I also gave her a good beating..."
"On the fourteenth day of the twelfth lunar month, there was heavy snow, and I was beaten by Xia Shihan..."
"On the fifteenth day of the twelfth lunar month, there was heavy snow, and I was beaten by Xia Shihan again..."
"On the sixteenth day of the twelfth lunar month, there was heavy snow, and I was beaten by Xia Shihan again..."
"The seventeenth day of the twelfth lunar month, a sunny day but a dark day!
In the evening, Xia Shihan asked me why I didn't invite my boss to dinner today. I said I was afraid of costing him money, but I was beaten again..."
"On the eighteenth day of the twelfth lunar month, it's a sunny day and a day of weak legs!
In the past few days, Xia Shihan has been educating Xia Shihan too hard, which has resulted in a slight loss of energy and blood. Fortunately, Li Weiwei gives me a piece of grass every day to keep me alive...
During the day, some unscrupulous merchant sent me a box of Shen Bao in order to cheat my order. How could I tolerate this? Of course I returned it to him.
As a result, at night, I was beaten by Xia Shihan again..."
"On the 19th day of the twelfth lunar month, it was a sunny day, the first day I returned to the dormitory.
Today is the first day of the final exam. How could someone as talented as me be stumped?
With my superb learning ability and my strong understanding ability, I finally opened the system and took out the saved documents, and passed it easily.
Under everyone's envious eyes, I finished it in less than thirty minutes.
I can’t help but this system is too perverted. It even has a search function. I don’t know which goddess of luck gave me such an amazing system. I will definitely repay her in my next life!
"On the 20th of the twelfth lunar month, it was a sunny day. On the second day after not going back to the apartment, my health and mood improved.
Today I went to the old house to look for the old man, but I didn't expect that he was still there. It seemed that he planned to fight with me to the end.
So I cooperated with him to continue acting, and entrusted Zhao Hai and the three of them to the old man. The old man did not agree at first. Later, I smoothly pulled Lan Yihe in, and the old man accepted it, and ignored the friendship for many years. In front of my
I immediately sent a training notice to Mr. Lan.
I don’t know if Mr. Lan will fight for my life after knowing this, but I think he will give me some face...
In addition, I met Li Weiwei again in the evening, and she also forced me to eat a piece of grass."
