On the other side, the iron fools who chased out of the small building were sitting on the steps in front of the crematorium gate.
There is a river about 40 meters wide in front of the crematorium. There are a lot of withered and yellow duckweeds in the river, and some quilts wrapped under the duckweeds can be seen vaguely.
That's a quilt that wraps a dead person!
There are dense rivers near Jiangning. Whenever someone dies in the nearby villages, the villagers will find two three-ton cement ships with propellers.
One carries the relatives and remains of the deceased, and the other carries mostly monks. The master chants sutras and salvation along the way.
In front of the crematorium gate, three iron fools put their hands on their chins and stared blankly at the sparkling river.
Those little spots of light reflected under the moonlight are like pairs of big watery eyes.
After a while, Zhao Hai touched his shriveled belly and looked at Liu Hao beside him with a sad face.
"Haozi, do you think someone will deliver the takeout if we order it now?"
"Takeaway? How dare you think about it!"
Liu Hao sighed and shook his head: "80% of the time no one dares to take the order!
Where is this? This is the crematorium!
Others will definitely mistakenly think that this is an order placed by a ghost, and there is no way to hide it.
You'd better endure it. If it doesn't work, let's go back and eat carrots. It's better to be a rabbit than a starving ghost.
By the way, where’s the little fat guy? Why didn’t he come out?”
Only then did Liu Hao realize that Zhu Xiaoming had not followed him.
"Hey, you really haven't come yet!"
Sun Liang looked around and sighed: "That's it. Let's go back and we won't even be able to eat vegetables and radishes!"
After these few days of contact, the three of them have seen Zhu Xiaoming’s appetite.
It is not an exaggeration to say that he is the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng
As long as it has something to do with food, Zhu Xiaoming is never ambiguous
"Then let's go see if there is anyone nearby and buy some chickens or ducks. I can't eat without meat." Zhao Hai said with a slumped face.
"Chickens and ducks? Do you really dare to think that there is not even a soul around here? Where can there be people?"
Liu Hao directly rejected Zhao Hai's idea: "I think you should eat some vegetarian food!
Didn't the stars on Douyin say it, people don't have to eat that meat.
It just so happens that you are also taking the weight loss with you!"
"That's not possible, they are stars, how can I compare with them!"
Zhao Hai pouted and hummed: "They take all kinds of supplements every day. They can't stand and talk without back pain. No, I have to look for it."
"Okay, okay, then go find it and help me find one too!"
Liu Hao smiled and joked: "But do you have to find a living person first? There are not even ghosts here, so where are you going to find them?"
"That's not true. Look, there's an old man in front of you!"
Sun Liang pointed to the dark figure rummaging through the fire tower at the gate: "I heard my grandfather say this when I was at home.
When he was poor as a child, he would rummage through rubbish dumps to wear clothes that others did not want.
You see, that old man did it there, but why did he go to the fire tower to do it? Isn't that the place where people's clothes are burned?"
"Whatever, let's go take a look first. Maybe he lives nearby. If that doesn't work, let's give him more money."
Zhao Hai stood up excitedly and patted his butt: "Let's take a walk, there are many chickens and ducks in the countryside. There must be something we want."
Before the other two people could say anything, Zhao Hai had already walked towards the old man.
Sun Liang also wanted to follow, but was held back by Liu Hao!
"What's wrong with Haozi? Aren't you hungry?" Sun Liang said blankly.
"Of course I'm hungry!"
Liu Hao looked at the old man in front of him warily: "Don't you think that old man is suspicious?
It's so late, why is he here alone?
And you’re still looking through dead people’s clothes?
Where is this? This is a crematorium!"
"You mean he's not a human being?" Sun Liang reacted immediately: "But it's a bit far away, so you can't see clearly."
“You’ll know if you go over and take a look!
Let's keep an eye on him and follow him. If something goes wrong, we'll take the initiative and kill him directly.
If it's a real person, then of course it's the best!" Liu Hao analyzed.
"Okay, then let's go there quickly. If there is a problem, don't let Haizi suffer." Sun Liang agreed.
Zhao Hai no longer cared about Liu Hao and Sun Liang. He walked behind the black figure and patted his stooped back.
"Old man, what are you doing here? By the way, have you raised chickens at home?" Zhao Hai greeted with a smile.
"Old man? Do you think I look like an old man?"
The black figure turned around with some resentment, and the originally rickety body straightened up.
"Ah, I saw it wrong. Isn't this the eldest brother? He has quite a personality, and he even has long hair and pretends to be a shemale?" Zhao Hai joked with a smile.
"Haizi, what are you doing?"
At this time, Liu Hao and Sun Liang also followed up: "Ah, why did you suddenly grow taller?"
The two people who came up behind me started to murmur in their hearts when they saw such a strong figure.
Are you able to do it?
"Haozi, you are really right. This guy doesn't even have a shadow. He has two dark circles under his eyes and is nothing more than a ghost."
Sun Liang whispered in Liu Hao's ear: "But can the three of us fight?"
"What are you afraid of? The three of us can't beat one of him. Wouldn't it be too embarrassing for Brother Ning?"
As he spoke, Liu Hao quietly approached the corner, picked up a brick and hid it behind his back.
"Chickens? Are you related to weasels?"
Li Goudan looked at the three iron fools in front of him curiously.
Most people would have been scared away when they saw him, but these three guys acted like nothing happened.
"Brother, you really know how to joke. Brother, what are you doing here? Is there any treasure here?"
Zhao Hai smiled and looked over at the ashes under the fire tower!
There were indeed a few shabby clothes among the ashes, but nothing valuable was found.
"You're talking about this, this is...ah~"
"Haozi, fuck him!"
The moment Li Goudan leaned over with a smile, Zhao Hai directly pushed him down and knocked him down.
Liu Hao and Sun Liang, who were following behind, realized what they were doing. They rushed forward and held Li Goudan down. The brick they picked up hit his head and opened it.
"I asked you to pretend to be an old man, and you pretended to be a shemale to lie to me. I'll kick you to death!"
Zhao Hai was not stupid. When he saw Li Godan's appearance clearly, he had already guessed that this guy was not a human being.
It’s true that we usually see a lot of ghosts with tiger heads and tiger brains. They all look the same. How can we not recognize them?
However, Li Goudan was tall and Zhao Hai was not sure that he could subdue him by himself.
That’s why I pretended not to notice!
"Haizi, Haizi, calm down...calm down, you haven't had dinner yet, save some strength and hit him with a brick."
After saying that, Liu Hao handed over a brick with great loyalty.
"That makes sense!"
Zhao Hai didn't hesitate, he took the brick and gave Li Godan a hard K.
