"Shihan, yes, you have to sit on my lap facing each other first, and then slowly move over... Yes, yes, that's it."
"Move to the beat!"
"..."
In a small courtyard halfway up the mountain, three fools were sitting in the courtyard with their chins in their hands.
Their eyes were all fixed on the swaying commercial vehicle on the road in front of the village.
Half an hour ago, Cao Ning rushed back in a hurry.
After taking the car keys from Sun Liang, he pulled Xia Shihan and got into the car.
He never came out after that.
Immediately afterwards, the fools saw this scene in front of them.
"Damn, Brother Ning is so good at playing. He actually started playing field battles, but it's really exciting." Zhao Hai flattened his thick lips with an envious look on his face.
Liu Hao patted Zhao Hai on the shoulder and sighed: "Work hard, Saonian, you can do it in the future too."
"My baby is unhappy. Brother Ning's dog food is really too much. Are you bullying me for not bringing my family?" Sun Liang pouted, unhappy.
"Liangzi, can you remove the three words "is it"?
Brother Ning is bullying you for not bringing your family with you...wait, what's the sound next?"
Just as the fools were moaning and groaning, a creaking sound was heard from the room behind them.
The fools turned around and looked into the house blankly.
The few people who reacted were instantly petrified.
"Isn't this too much? Are you going to let the dog live?
But, when did Xiao Ming turn into a beast?" Zhao Hai said with envy.
Liu Hao shrugged helplessly: "Haizi, please calm down, Xiao Ming risked his life to save the beauty this time, and it is natural for him to embrace the beauty.
You, just stay here honestly, it is not suitable for the three of us to go out tonight, we are not suitable to go anywhere."
"well!"
Sun Liang held his chin with his hands and sighed feebly: "The world is so big, but there is no place for our brothers.
By the way, how are we three going to sleep tonight?
There is only one two-person tent, who will sleep there?"
"..."
You fools, look at me and I’ll look at you!
The next second, the three people stood up suddenly and rushed towards the tent behind them.
"Haizi, Haizi, you're thick-skinned and thick-skinned. It's okay to sleep outside for one night."
"Shit, that one with rough skin and thick flesh is Zhu Bajie! Bajie is plowing in the house right now. How can I, the one with thin skin and tender flesh, sleep outside?"
"Haizi, please show some respect. Such a small tent can't hold you as big as you, not to mention your feet are smelly..."
"It's okay, it's okay, at worst I won't take off my shoes..."
"Since you can't sleep, then come with us. We have a place to sleep over there."
Just when the fools were busy fighting for the tent, a man's voice suddenly came from behind them.
"Holy crap, who is it? Our brothers have nothing to do with you..."
Zhao Hai cursed and turned his head, but the next second his legs went weak.
Plop!
Zhao Hai knelt down!
Gudu!
Zhao Hai swallowed and his eyes were as wide as eggs.
"Haizi, Haizi, who is it? Change your bad temper and stop bullying others for no reason!"
Liu Hao and Sun Liang realized something was wrong and ran out to check.
But the next second I saw who was coming!
Like Zhao Hai, their legs immediately became weak.
All three people collapsed on the ground!
Seeing how polite they were, Black and White immediately felt a little embarrassed.
Bai Wuchang raised his hand and said with a smile: "You three, please stand up. There is no need to pay such a big courtesy. By the way, do you know where Cao Ning is?"
"Ah, aren't you here to seduce us?"
"Are you looking for Brother Ning?
No, my brother Ning is about to go down at such a young age?
Wow wow wow...Brother Ning, I can’t bear to leave you, you haven’t told me the seed password yet.”
"My darling, your lower body is curled up like this. If you get too ruthless, you'll even seduce one of your own?"
"..."
Listening to the idiots arguing endlessly, Bai Wuchang's head almost exploded.
But Hei Wuchang doesn't have that much patience.
He immediately turned gloomy and shouted: "Where is Cao Ning?"
"Village entrance!"
The three idiots were startled and pointed at the vibrating commercial vehicle at the entrance of the village.
"Just say no earlier, it's a waste of time!"
Bai Wuchang rolled his eyes, and then waved his hand: "Old Hei, let's go. After finishing my business, I have to go back and line up for nucleic acid testing."
"good!"
Hei Wuchang nodded in agreement!
"..."
Looking at the black and white impermanence in the distance, the fools realized that their backs were already soaked.
I had only heard about black and white impermanence seducing souls before, but I didn’t expect to actually see it with my own eyes this time.
Looking at the two figures, one black and one white, floating towards the entrance of the village, Zhao Hai wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said worriedly.
"What, what should I do? It seems like they are really trying to seduce Brother Ning?"
"Calm down, calm down, maybe they are just passing by to chat with Brother Ning?" Liu Hao pretended to be calm.
"It should be more than just chatting, right?"
Sun Liang's eyes widened, he swallowed and said dullly: "Didn't you just hear them say they were going to do business?
What serious work can they do? It's not just a job of seducing people and risking their lives.
Is it possible that we can still expect them to fill holes and cultivate the land?"
"It's over, it's over. I don't know if Brother Ning can beat them. If he can't..."
Thinking of this, Zhao Hai immediately took out his mobile phone: "Forget it, I'd better ask Mr. Lan to clear up his schedule first. If he's late, he won't be able to get in the queue."
...
On the other side, Cao Ning was having a heated fight with Xia Shihan, when he suddenly noticed someone coming outside.
Cao Ning suddenly became unhappy: "Why are they here? Isn't this causing trouble!"
Cao Ning angrily pulled the clothes on the seat, put them on casually, and went out to block the intruders.
At this time, Xia Shihan also frowned.
She asked Mo Yan to send people to the back mountain to clean up the mess, but why did she send these two guys?
Moreover, he appeared in places he shouldn't have appeared at any time.
"Brother Cao, we two brothers are here to see you. You are repairing your car so late at night. Is this making a lot of noise?"
Bai Wuchang's laughter came from outside the car!
"Why are you here?"
Cao Ning came out wearing flowery underpants. As soon as they met, he saw Hei Bai Wuchang standing next to the car holding an iron chain.
Hei Bai Wuchang saw the car door open and took the opportunity to peek inside along the gap.
But when they saw the unkind eyes of the man inside.
The two brothers suddenly shivered, and a familiar feeling of fear arose in their hearts.
"What are you looking at? I want to ask you two a question!"
Cao Ning blocked the car window and rolled his eyes angrily.
"..."
Black and White Impermanence also reacted!
The two of you looked at me, and I looked at you, with a bit more fear on their faces.
"Yes, this is Brother Cao!
Master Moyan asked us two brothers to fill in the hole, but he didn’t say anything specific.
I know you are around here, brother, so I wanted to ask you." Bai Wuchang said.
"Filling the hole? Is there such a good thing?
But how did this old man know the news so quickly?"
Cao Ning was immediately confused.
His front foot had just been blown up by a human tomb, but how did the demonic flames far away in the underworld know about it?
Is it possible that someone tipped off the news? But who?
Forget it, never mind, if someone is willing to wipe my butt for me, why not?
Cao Ning smiled and put his arm around Black and White Wuchang's shoulders, facing the big mountain road behind the village.
"Have you guys seen that mountain? It's just behind the mountain. You can see it when you get there."
"I asked why I didn't find it. It turned out to be in the back mountain.
Then thank you very much, brother, we brothers will leave now so that we won’t delay your important event."
"Farewell!"
Black and white Wu Chang bowed together and immediately turned into two dark winds and ran towards the back mountain, seemingly unwilling to stay for a moment.