The famous black and white impermanence actually went to someone else's house in the middle of the night to borrow oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar?
If this spreads out, the people in the Yin Division will laugh out loud.
But it's no wonder Wang Er Mazi, who fell on the ground, had such a big reaction. If it had been someone else with a slightly worse psychological quality, he would have been scared to death.
"Then, what can we do?"
Bai Wuchang rolled his eyes and began to pour out his bitter words in front of Cao Ning: "You... cough, cough, cough, you called the saint and the god of medicine to attack, how dare we brothers use them?
Are you afraid that you will live too long?
No, let us two brothers do all the work, including wiping the table and sweeping and mopping the floor. This is the rhythm of treating us two brothers as nannies.
Of course, it's okay to just do the work. We can't afford to offend these people anyway, and no outsiders will see it, so just do it.
But what's even more outrageous is that you don't even have condiments at home, so you have to borrow them.
Hey, I just want to ask, what kind of family conditions can make such hardships possible? Do you need to be a household with five guarantees?
Hei Bei Wuchang has been working as a seducer for so many years. Except during times of famine, they have never seen anyone so poor.
What's even more annoying is that a family whose rice vat is empty can still find three beauties who are as beautiful as gods.
Is there any heavenly justice left?
Don't be too irritated!
"Um, haha, to be honest with you two brothers, our family is really a five-guarantee household."
Cao Ning listened, and quickly smiled and said, "Actually, this is all the fault of the old man's love of drinking, and the whole family was made poor by him.
To be honest with you two brothers, our family originally owned a listed company, but we forced him to become a newsstand on the street that could not block the wind or rain.
No, during the holidays, thieves come and leave two bags of rice behind for our family.
The rats in the cave all walked away with tears in their eyes and their belts tightened.
In order to run this family, I go to bed later than a dog, wake up earlier than a chicken, and work day and night.
Emma, don’t say anything anymore, it will make you cry if you say too much.”
Cao Ning wiped the corners of his eyes as he spoke. Anyway, if the old man is not here, he can say whatever he wants.
Hearing this, Black and White Wuchang, who was originally filled with anger, was instantly speechless.
From what they heard, all this was the fault of Demon Yan, and Cao Ning was just born at the wrong time and met such an unreliable old man.
Bai Wuchang sighed and comforted: "My condolences, brother, try to find a good family in the next life.
Don't worry, we brothers have remembered your matter, and we will help you pay more attention to it in the future. Whatever you say, we will give you the responsibility of the entire rich second generation.
Alas, the baby has suffered!"
"Forehead..."
Cao Ning was stunned for a moment in embarrassment!
At first glance, it sounds like this is not a curse on him to die early!
Cao Ning's face instantly turned green, and he quickly explained with a smile: "Um, haha, forget it about the second generation of rich people, the main reason is that I haven't lived enough, and things will take their own course in the future.
Of course, it would be best if you could live forever... By the way, I just heard from the two brothers that Yoona and Weiwei are here too?
Hey, these two people have really good noses. They knew we were having stew today, so why did they come here?"
While speaking, Cao Ning suddenly thought of something. He looked at Black and White Wuchang curiously and said with a smile: "Two brothers, who do you think is more beautiful among the three of them?"
"Of course it's Ming...cough cough cough, Ming, Ming, the one named Xia is obviously the prettiest."
Bai Wuchang took a deep breath, almost choking to death on his words.
"I see, what you said seems to make sense!"
Cao Ning smiled and didn't say much. He turned to look at Wang Er's pockmarked man on the ground and kicked him twice.
"Are you really dizzy? Isn't this guy the one who dares to dance on graveyards in the middle of the night? How dare he have such a poor mental endurance?"
Cao Ning took out his cell phone and checked the time, and did not talk to Wang Ermazi anymore. The latter just fainted from fright and was fine when he woke up.
At this time, Cao Ning put away his mobile phone and pointed in the direction of the building sign not far away: "Brothers, don't waste your time at his house, this guy is worse than me.
If you want to find a complete set of condiments, you have to go to the restaurant with the red lantern hanging at the entrance of the alley. They have everything there.
By the way, there is a secret compartment behind the shelf in their kitchen, and a celadon-mouthed jar is hidden inside. The sauce inside is their exclusive secret recipe.
Don't forget to bring some back when you go, it's best for stewing meat."
"Restaurant? No...Brother, your family is not a five-guarantee household. How do you know so clearly?"
Bai Wuchang looked at Cao Ning curiously, and then thought of something again: "Haha, I see, I have often stolen before, right?"
"I... can the things done by scholars be considered stealing? That's called borrowing!"
Cao Ning looked embarrassed when he was told that, so he pouted and shouted: "Besides, I always write a note, okay? It's just that I didn't give him the note."
"If you haven't given me the IOU, can it still be considered a loan?"
"Why don't you forget it? After all, I wrote the IOU, so it's not... Oh, you two, hurry up. It's almost dawn, do you still want to eat dog meat?"
With that said, Cao Ning directly drove away Black and White Wuchang with one hand.
If I continue to ask this question, I don’t know how much dirt will be uncovered.
After driving the two of them away, Cao Ning returned home and discovered that Xia Shihan was dragging Lin Xiaoyun and Li Weiwei into the live streaming room.
The three of them were sitting next to each other, looking very excited, as if they had been good sisters for many years.
"Hey, Shihan, this is the mask. I had someone buy it from abroad last time. It's very easy to use and the price is not expensive either. A box only costs NT$20,000."
“It looks really good!
Look at how good the anchor's skin is. I'll look at the price... Well, it's 18,000 dollars, and the price is right. Let's order 30 boxes first. Let's use ten boxes per person first. If it doesn't work, we'll switch to another store.
"
"Okay, then let's try it out first. It's much easier than me having to worry about planting grass... Hey, Cao Ning, you're back!"
The three of them chatted for a long time, but Li Weiwei, who was still not very interested, found Cao Ning standing there for a long time.
Cao Ning smiled awkwardly and scratched his head. It was rare to see these three people get together and be so harmonious. He didn't know what to say.
After being stunned for a while, Cao Ning laughed awkwardly and said, "What, is there anything I can use?"
"Of course, Weiwei ordered an extra-large Bajie for you. She said you like riding pigs the most." Xia Shihan pursed her lips and hummed.
"Ba...bajie!"
Cao Ning's mouth twitched in embarrassment!
Good guy, so is it impossible to get past the joke about riding a pig?
"Hahaha... I can't wait to see the big bear riding a pig."
Lin Xiaoyun covered her mouth and joked with a smile: "By the way, Cao Ning, I also bought a lot of good things, including one for night use, do you want it?"
"For night use?"
Cao Ning opened his eyes wide and looked at Xia Shihan curiously. He seemed to have thought of something, so he nodded excitedly: "If you want it, when will it be shipped? Vibrating or manual?"
"..."
Xia Shihan rubbed her brows speechlessly, then squinted and said, "You also want Auntie's scarf, Cao Ning, are you crazy?"
