What are you carrying for me? With your small body and bones...
Okay, okay, just stop making trouble.
I told you that when the heavenly tribulation comes, you should stay with me and I won’t allow you to mess around, do you hear me?"
"I didn't hear it, I didn't hear it, please give me some credit... Oh, Big Bear, you are such a stingy person!"
Lin Xiaoyun fought for a long time, but in the end he only managed to grab two sticks from the gap between Cao Ning's fingers.
"Big bear, you are really stingy!"
Lin Xiaoyun flattened her mouth, wrapping herself up with pickles and drooping her face.
When Cao Ning saw this, he really couldn't bear it.
"Okay, okay, I'll give you half!
But I have made a promise that when the disaster comes, you are not allowed to get involved.
Otherwise, believe it or not, I will beat you up!" Cao Ning said fiercely.
The reason why Cao Ning suddenly compromised was entirely because he knew Lin Xiaoyun really well.
Even though she has promised well verbally now, there is no guarantee that she will not actually rush forward to block him one day.
You know, this is how Lin Xiaoyun left a year ago.
Thinking of this, Cao Ning really softened his heart!
He would never let the loss of Lin Xiaoyun happen again.
"Really!"
Lin Xiaoyun looked at the pile of spiritual grass in front of her and couldn't close her mouth with joy.
"Hey, I knew you were the best, Big Bear!
"Hey, by the way, where is Shihan, where has she gone?" Lin Xiaoyun asked curiously.
"Shihan? Haha, do you want to hear the official statement first, or Cao Ning's conjecture?"
Cao Ning was busy making pickles for dipping and was too lazy to lift his head.
"Does it make any difference?"
Lin Xiaoyun thought for a while and said casually: "Let's talk about your guess first. I don't really like the official statement."
"The official statement is that Shihan said that their neighbor's little kitten missed her, so she drove back to her parents' house after class." Cao Ning said leisurely.
"..."
Lin Xiaoyun rolled his eyes: "Huh, big bear, you have already thought about what to say, so why are you asking me?
Believe it or not, I will beat you up!"
"Oh, this is Shihan's excuse for waking up early and being greedy at night. You should respect her to some extent!"
"Tch, you're the only one who makes a lot of lies, so what about your conjectures?"
"My guess?"
Cao Ning handed the rolled pickles to Lin Xiaoyun and said with a wry smile.
“I told the old man that I didn’t like the shape of the Gate of Hell, so I planned to blow it up and rebuild it.
No, let the old man call me.
I guess they are currently discussing how to change it."
"Huh??? So you said you deliberately pushed Shihan away?" Lin Xiaoyun asked curiously.
Cao Ning nodded: "Of course, she is such a thief, if she knows that I am practicing secretly.
She will definitely notice!
She deceived me so miserably, then I definitely can't let her settle down."
hiss!
Lin Xiaoyun took a breath of cold air: "I found out, I can't offend you even if I offend anyone!
Big bear, you really hold a grudge!
The saying that a gentleman's revenge is never too late is not true at all when it comes to you. You really want to take revenge.
But I have to remind you!
You have scolded me, but you are not allowed to retaliate against me again."
Lin Xiaoyun thought for a while and then quickly added: "By the way, there is something I have to confess but I can't give you a clue.
In the morning, I met a young boy at the morning market. He was cheated, so I helped him and gained some prestige by the way.
I will inform you in advance, but you are not allowed to retaliate!"
Looking at Lin Xiaoyun's nervous look, it makes people feel heartbroken.
"Hahaha, Yoona, when did you become such a thief and learn how to report it?"
Cao Ning smiled and took two bites of the pickles: "It's okay, don't worry, I'm still a very generous person.
Isn't he just a junior high school student? What a big deal.
No, no, no!
Besides, am I the kind of narrow-minded person?"
"Haha, you really are!" Lin Xiaoyun sneered awkwardly.
"Okay, stop talking about me and eat, this food still tastes good!"
Cao Ning smiled and waved his hand!
In the blink of an eye, four or five grasses entered Cao Ning's stomach, and he seemed to have forgotten Li Weiwei's explanation.
After eating for a while, the two people in the small room suddenly became very hot.
"Hey, it's strange, why do I feel like it's so hot today?
Yoona, have you turned on the air conditioner?"
Cao Ning kept fanning himself, but the heat in his body did not fade at all.
"Hearing what you say, I feel a little hot too!"
Lin Xiaoyun's face turned red, and her body was like a small stove. She kept pulling on her clothes.
"Why is it so hot..."
Cao Ning stood up!
With a casual tug, the short sleeves of his upper body were torn to pieces, revealing his eight strong abdominal muscles.
Lin Xiaoyun leaned against the table and kept squirming, her body trembling.
"Strange, what on earth is going on?
Is it because of those spiritual herbs?" Cao Ning said depressedly.
It was at this moment that Lin Xiaoyun suddenly hugged him from behind.
"Cao Ning..."
Lin Xiaoyun looked at Cao Ning with obsessed eyes, her hot red lips slightly opened and closed.
"Yooner, you..."
Cao Ning turned his head and realized that Lin Xiaoyun's face was also bright red.
"Holy crap, what kind of crap is this? How can you do this?"
Cao Ning's eyes began to become erratic, and his subjective consciousness gradually became blurred.
"Yooner, you are so beautiful..."
"Cao Ning...don't leave me, okay!"
"Yooner, I will never leave you, never..."
"Cao Ning, I, I want..."
"Yooner..."
Cao Ning couldn't bear it anymore!
He picked up Lin Xiaoyun like a princess and threw her directly onto the bed.
Half a minute later, clothes in shredded strips were everywhere on the ground.
Cao Ning stood there and looked at the seductive Lin Xiaoyun, licking his lips non-stop.
"Yooner, you are so beautiful, I...I...I will be responsible for you."
Just when he was about to pounce on the hungry tiger, a voice suddenly floated in his mind.
"Cao Ning, remember that you must not have sex after taking the spiritual grass, otherwise the efficacy of the medicine will be greatly reduced."
Li Weiwei's words echoed in Cao Ning's mind.
It was precisely because of these words that Cao Ning became a little more rational.
"Damn it, isn't this torture? It's all done consensually..."
Cao Ning couldn't help but curse, but when he thought of the natural disaster, he still hesitated.
If you don't hold back for a moment, all your efforts will be in vain.
"Cao Ning, what are you waiting for? Come on..."
Lin Xiaoyun has become a puddle of mud, waiting for Cao Ning's heavy rain to moisten it.
Cao Ning thought for a while and hesitated: "Yun'er, why not do it next time? Weiwei said it will affect spiritual power."
"Um???"
When Lin Xiaoyun heard this, he suddenly sobered up a little.
With wide eyes and a small mouth, a look of bitterness and grievance appeared on his face.
Probably at this moment, I have already greeted Li Weiwei's eighteen generations of ancestors in my heart.
I have never seen anything so tortured!
Cao Ning picked up Lin Xiaoyun and went directly to the bathroom.
He filled the bathtub with cold water, then put Lin Xiaoyun in, while he stood under the shower head and poured cold water over and over again.
On the other side, Li Weiwei was lying on the bed unable to fall asleep, so she curiously posted a message on WeChat Moments.
[Oh, it’s so boring. I don’t know if anyone is as bored as me tonight (with a photo of Dongfang Invincible)]
Li Weiwei checked the news several times, and after a while there were several more messages.
"Hahaha, let me see how you show off your affection this time."
When she thought of Xia Shihan's furious look, Li Weiwei couldn't wait to open the message box.
Who would have known that the person who left the message below was actually Lin Xiaoyun.
Lin Xiaoyun sent out abusive emoticons, and Xia Shihan was still there to comfort her.