Chapter 598 How many Valentine's Days are there in a year?
"You thought I was lying to you before?"
The white-headed man explained in a deep voice: "The Five Thunder Method set by the Emperor of Heaven is no joke.
If she wants to compete with the Emperor of Heaven, not even a single one of the 30,000 heavenly thunders in the Three Realms of Mother Yi can fall.
How about it? Isn’t it scary?
Do you still want to fly together now?"
"That doesn't mean you can't try..."
Li Weiwei murmured something in a low voice, noticed the white-headed man's joking expression, and hurriedly retorted with a red face.
"Bah, bah, bah... Who, who wants to fly with him? Can't I fly by myself?"
"Okay, don't be so harsh. How can I not know what you are thinking?"
Having said this, the white-headed man sighed again: "Think about how glorious our divine world was back then, with millions of armors and a rainbow-like momentum.
Unexpectedly, I was not paying attention for a moment, and was actually plotted by the gang of turtles in the demon world.
If the most elite Tianhe navy had not been infected by the death aura, why would they be in this situation now."
"Okay Taibai, didn't you say it yourself? The Tianhe navy should have been reincarnated as a human being. Maybe there will be a day when they can regain their military power.
Wouldn't it be better if we start over again then?" Li Weiwei comforted.
The white-headed man nodded: "That's right. Now I just hope that the Emperor of Heaven can restore his divine status as soon as possible and return to the divine realm as soon as possible."
"Don't worry, there will be a day." Li Weiwei firmly said.
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"Tender grandma has legs!"
"Don't let me see you again, I'll beat you every time I see you!"
"If you let me see you again, I will definitely beat you until you can't take care of yourself."
At the door of the reading room, Cao Ning pointed at the window next to the table and cursed, causing the students who were studying inside to look at him.
At this time, Xia Shihan just came out of the bathroom. She didn't know what happened, so she quickly grabbed Cao Ning.
"Cao Ning, who are you arguing with?
Didn't I tell you before, this is a school, we are all college students, we must pay attention to our words and deeds.
If you really have no place to vent your anger, why don't you just stop in the middle of the road and put a sack on it?
Look, there are so many people here watching!" Xia Shihan persuaded.
Cao Ning didn't care about that, he puffed up his cheeks and shouted: "Shihan, you don't know, that guy is really annoying.
If I weren't afraid of being accused of being a big bully, I would definitely beat him to pieces."
"So who were you arguing with? By the way, you didn't get hurt, did you?"
Xia Shihan looked curiously into the reading room.
However, no one was found injured or looked like a victim.
Cao Ning put his hands on his hips, pursed his lips and took a deep breath, then pointed to the open window next to his seat.
"Who else could it be but that damn orange cat.
I'm eating pancakes and fruit there!
Good guy, he meowed and ran up to me.
I didn't even take two bites. It took one bite and I took it away.
If it hadn't been for the fact that it was a female cat, I would have beaten it until it couldn't take care of itself."
"cat?"
Upon hearing this, Xia Shihan stood speechless.
These two men are indeed both bad actors!
However, after noticing the lack of kindness in the eyes of other students in the reading room, Xia Shihan knew she couldn't stay here.
Xia Shihan smiled and touched Cao Ning's head: "Good, good, the baby doesn't cry anymore!"
Come on, sister will take you to buy another one, and we won’t be angry with the cat anymore.”
"Shihan, who are you insulting?"
Cao Ning rolled his eyes: "Besides, am I that kind of good baby?"
"Uh...well, I was wrong, I shouldn't..."
"If you want to buy it, you have to give four copies, one for you and Yoona, and two for me."
"..."
Xia Shihan almost choked to death at Cao Ning's words.
It's too little to dare to love him!
"Okay, okay, just buy four portions, and I'll give you my portion, too. That's alright."
Xia Shihan smiled and comforted Cao Ning, as if she was taking good care of her eldest son.
"That's pretty much it!"
Cao Ning held his head up proudly: "Let's go!"
"well..."
Seeing Cao Ning striding away, Xia Shihan rubbed her eyebrows awkwardly and sighed deeply.
This guy is good at everything, but there are always a few abnormal days every month, and I don't know if he is on his period.
As soon as the two of them left, the other boys in the reading room behind could no longer sit down.
They all stood up and packed their things to leave.
"Old Wang, where are you going? Why don't we review for the CET-4 exam?"
"It's a waste of time to take the test. Let's go buy pancakes and fruit. Even mentally retarded people can become school beauties these days. There's no reason for someone as handsome as me to have no girlfriend."
"It's just, what the hell? He's so handsome. It's just pancakes and fruit. No one can afford them."
"Bah, come on, do you need pancakes and fruit? What do you need is a girlfriend?"
"No matter what he lacks, I won't stay here anyway. It's really bad luck for grandma."
"Let's go, let's go, I won't read anymore. What the hell, I can't even read the little book anymore."
"Lao Zhang, are you leaving and going to the dormitory to masturbate?"
"..."
At one time, more than half of the reading room that was originally packed was gone, and the remaining small portion were those who were accompanied by someone else.
This confused the librarian who had just come out of the toilet.
"Strange, how many Valentine's Days are there in a year?"
...
On the other side, Cao Ning, who had just come out of the library, took Xia Shihan and went straight to the pancake stall at the east gate.
After Cao Ning added five eggs and three large skewers of meat in one go, he started to cry and urged the stall owner to hurry up and cook.
"Hey, this is how eating pancakes and fruit should look like!"
Cao Ning wiped his saliva with satisfaction!
Just at this moment, a car with a siren hurriedly drove into the school gate.
Several boys coming out of school were still talking as they walked.
"Hey, you know, I just passed by the Love Lake in our school. It is said that the fish in it have been poisoned to death."
"I just saw it in the school bar. It was said that someone poisoned it."
"Who is so wicked? He even went to our school's artificial lake to poison himself. I'm afraid he has been single for too long, right?"
"Who knows, I hope the grandson hasn't run away yet, and there will be a lot of fun when we catch him."
"..."
After hearing what the boys were talking about, Cao Ning immediately took out his mobile phone and saw the message content in the campus post bar.
At present, all the couples at the Love Lake have been taken back to the Security Department for investigation. The lake has also been cordoned off and no one is allowed to approach.
"No, are all singles nowadays so cruel? Just give them medicine?"
Cao Ning was eating pancakes and fruit, while consciously or unconsciously spying on the expression on Xia Shihan's face.
What surprised him was that Xia Shihan acted extremely calmly and was not interested at all.
