Chapter 656: It Doesn't Look Like It Is Probably a Concubine
"No, I can't just sit there and die, I have to run, yes, I have to run!"
Seeing the five evil dragons chasing after him, Cao Ning had no choice but to run away.
Although he has been absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth day and night for the past five hundred years, he has never been able to defeat these five bad guys. The only thing he can do for so many years is to run away.
In the blink of an eye, another five hundred years have passed!
Although Cao Ning has never shaved his head or beard in the past thousand years, since these five guys followed him behind his butt, there is not a single hairy spot left on his body.
It's all burnt... It's simply better than hair removal cream.
As night fell, Cao Ning took out a new set of clothes from the system and put on them after taking a bath, then sat alone by the pool in a daze.
Cao Ning looked at the full moon in the sky, his expression became extremely melancholy.
He put his chin on his hands and sighed: "I have been trapped here for a thousand years, and I don't know what happened to Shihan and Yoona?"
"Has Shihan remarried? But with her temper, no one would dare to ask for her, right?"
"Where's Yoona, is she still so playful?"
"Oh, if only Weiwei was here, she would definitely have a way to help me deal with these five old perverts."
"well..."
Cao Ning sighed deeply!
After being in a daze for a while, he raised his right hand slightly, and the 10,000 kilograms of Taishan stones buried under the pool surfaced.
"Forget it, let's continue practicing. Even if we can't get out, I will roast these five smelly earthworms."
"If you dare to offend me, Bald Ning, Longlong will turn into a sheep!"
...
Zhao Xiaotuan, who was drawn into the underground river on the other side, suddenly felt itching on the tip of his nose in a daze.
"Ah Qiu!"
Zhao Xiaotuan sneezed suddenly and sat up, only to find a big, dark, silly man squatting next to him.
He was a big, stupid man with an unkempt beard and a very dark complexion, as if he had just come out of a mine. He was very tall, at least two meters tall, and his arms were thicker than Zhao Xiaotuan's thighs.
However, it seems that there is something wrong with his IQ. Zhao Xiaotuan has been giggling ever since he woke up.
"Hey, you guys are awake, I...hey, hey, why are you hitting people?"
"Ah!!! I'll beat you to death, I'll beat you to death!"
The stupid guy just teased Zhao Xiaotuan with his grass tail, but he was almost stabbed by her with her mahogany sword.
Cheng Yaojin was no longer calm now. He said with a black face, "Hey, hey, hey, I saved you after all, okay? How can you hit someone?"
"Why is it so noisy...ah, what the hell is this?"
At this time, Shi Xiaoxiao, who was in a coma, was also woken up. When she saw Cheng Yaojin for the first time, she had the same reaction as Zhao Xiaotuan. She opened her mouth wide and stared straight, with a look of shock on her face.
I wonder when the coal will become refined.
"Senior, don't be afraid, I'm here!"
Zhao Xiaotuan held up his mahogany sword to protect Shi Xiaoxiao, but this blinded Cheng Yaojin who was opposite him.
He scratched his head in confusion: "No, are you humans?"
"Nonsense, how can we be ghosts if we are not human?"
Zhao Xiaotuan replied angrily, turned his head and looked at the dark cave again, and then looked at the white bones next to him, and he trembled in fright.
"This, this, this, what the hell is this place, and who are you?" Zhao Xiaotuan asked.
"you ask me?"
Cheng Yaojin pointed at himself awkwardly: "Didn't your adults teach you to introduce yourself before asking others?"
"No, I told the big pot, but I didn't tell others even if they asked. If they don't ask, then they can't tell."
"Let me go, what kind of bad parent is this? It sounds like a weird flower."
Cheng Yaojin grinned awkwardly, but when he saw the two little girls who looked like flowers in front of him, his face immediately showed a silly smile.
"Hey, I wonder if the two young ladies have ever been married, and do they have a husband at home?"
As Cheng Yaojin spoke, he smiled and winked, which made Zhao Xiaotuan panic.
"..."
Zhao Xiaotuan held up the peach wood sword in his hand and said nervously: "You, you, you, why are you asking this? I can tell you, my cauldron is very powerful, he, he, he is the ferryman, yes, have you heard of the ferryman?
I’m just here to catch perverts like you.”
"Also, there is my grandpa. He is the leader of the underworld. You, you, you... I tell you not to mess around."
I thought that Cheng Yaojin would be afraid after saying this, but I didn't expect that this guy didn't care at all.
Instead, he grinned and shrugged, smiling: "The ferryman? What a coincidence, our boss is also the ferryman. He is not easy to offend. Have you ever heard of 'ghost slaughter' or 'ghost sees sorrow'? That's him."
, the old spirit is getting angry."
"Well, that's not as good as my cauldron. Me, me, me, my cauldron, he even dares to sleep with a saint."
"A mere saint is nothing. Our boss is so powerful. It is said that he even dares to sleep with Pluto."
"Holy crap, what kind of weird thing is this... Then, what... I have to be the big pot, my big pot, my big pot dares to eat shit, you boss, do you dare?"
"Forehead..."
Cheng Yaojin was stunned when he heard this!
Before he could continue to ask, a man's voice came from the tunnel behind.
"Who is it? Who is so amazing? Among the ferrymen, I, Brother Ning, am the most awesome... Hey, little cousin?"
Zhao Hai, who was chewing chicken legs and walking 258,000 steps, saw the nervous Zhao Xiaotuan as soon as he came out of the cave.
And Zhao Xiaotuan also recognized Zhao Hai at this time: "You, you are not a fat man, why are you here?"
"I..."
Zhao Hai was immediately speechless!
I don’t know why, but Zhao Xiaotuan always gets ridiculed by her every time I see her, as if she doesn’t want to hurt anyone, and she feels uncomfortable all over.
Zhao Hai threw away the chicken legs in his hand in embarrassment, and then said with a naive smile: "What, Tuanzi, can you stop calling me a fat guy all the time? Besides, I have already made up my mind to lose weight."
"Well, that's okay, second senior brother!"
"..."
"Well, it's better to call him Fatty, at least he's still a person..."
Zhao Hai smiled awkwardly and waved his hand: "Well, then whatever...we are all our own people, just put them down."
Seeing Zhao Hai, Zhao Xiaotuan was excited. She grabbed her arm and asked, "No, damn fat man, since you are here, where is my cauldron? Where did he go?"
In Zhao Xiaotuan's impression, no matter where Cao Ning goes, he will always have these three cobblers with him.
Since I see Zhao Hai here now, it means that Cao Ning must be here too.
Zhao Hai pointed behind him dully: "Brother Ning, Brother Ning should be at the village right now. When I came out to transport supplies, I saw him chatting with Lao Lu..."
"Wow... Big pot, big pot, there is an old woman who bullied me..."
Before Zhao Hai finished speaking, Zhao Xiaotuan started crying.
It's so miserable to cry!
"..."
"Cauldron..."
Zhao Xiaotuan walked along the tunnel while crying, and Shi Xiaoxiao had to follow closely behind in embarrassment.
But Zhao Hai was confused!
At this time, the cute Cheng Yaojin stretched out his finger and carefully poked it twice: "Brother Hai...is she really Brother Ning's cousin?"
"Nonsense, how can it be fake? We all had dinner together and I paid for it."
"Oh, what about the beautiful woman behind her? She's also a cousin?"
"this..."
Zhao Hai looked at Shi Xiaoxiao's beautiful back and shook his head: "It doesn't look like it, she is probably a concubine."
