"Look, look, the coalition forces have withdrawn, we won!"
"Win! Win!"
"Long live my lord, long live my lord!"
On the black flagship, the soldiers who were specially selected by Cao Ning to be responsible for manning artillery and firing machine guns, saw the coalition forces fleeing, and they all danced excitedly.
When the war first started, they all boarded the ship with the determination to die, thinking that no matter how powerful Cao Ning was, he would never be able to defeat an army of hundreds of thousands.
But the scenes that happened before their eyes made them feel like they were dreaming.
Because they really defeated the 120,000 coalition troops and fled in panic at the cost of zero casualties.
At this moment, they were extremely glad that they had joined Cao Ning's camp!
And now it seems that this decision was so correct.
"Hahaha, it's so enjoyable. Fighting with the new lord is just a relief!"
"That's right, an army of hundreds of thousands fell apart in the blink of an eye. Even 120,000 pigs couldn't run as fast as them."
"Hey, don't tell me, the weapons my lord asked us to install on the ship are really powerful. I just swept them away with just a 'click, click, click', and a dozen enemy troops were wiped out. It's much faster than us slashing with a machete."
Already."
"Yes, yes, the clarinet I was assigned was also very good. With a bang, that infantry fighting vehicle was gone."
"...."
Listening to the proud bragging of the people around him, Shi Xiaoxiao couldn't help but laugh.
She looked at the heavy equipment on the deck, and the more she looked at it, the more amazing it became.
It's obviously a weapon from the underworld, but why can't even the soul generals from the underworld be spared?
While she was in a daze, Cao Ning had already arrived behind her.
Cao Ning looked around but didn't find Zhao Xiaotuan, so he asked curiously: "Hey, senior, why are you alone, where is Tuanzi? Isn't that guy the one who likes to join in the fun? Why haven't I seen her yet?"
"ah..."
Shi Xiaoxiao came back to her senses, looked around in surprise, and then shook her head.
"I don't know either. She was still on the deck when the ship didn't sail just now. How come she disappeared in the blink of an eye?"
"This guy definitely doesn't know where to go to play!"
Cao Ning sighed and waved his hands: "Forget it, I'll just call this little girl and find out."
"Hey, by the way, why are you here alone? Is it possible that my senior sister also likes to play chicken?"
Cao Ning noticed that Shi Xiaoxiao had been observing the Gatling and anti-tank guns on the ship, and wondered if she liked to play gun games.
After all, when chicken eating first came out, there were many young ladies who liked playing it.
Shi Xiaoxiao nodded: "I usually play occasionally when I have nothing to do, but I don't particularly like it."
Speaking of this, Shi Xiaoxiao curiously asked Cao Ning about weapons.
"By the way, Cao Ning, aren't these equipments only available in the underworld? How come you can even kill ghosts now?"
"You are talking about these things, of course I invented them all!"
Shi Xiaoxiao didn't know the situation anyway, so Cao Ning simply patted his chest and started bragging.
"Senior sister, you don't know that in order to get these equipment, I brought in all the scientific and technical personnel from the underworld. For this reason, I had to fight with Hades a lot. It was so miserable."
"What, you still dare to fight with Pluto? You're not afraid..."
Having said this, Shi Xiaoxiao covered her mouth nervously and looked at Cao Ning curiously.
Cao Ning, however, acted as if nothing was wrong and continued with her head held high: "There is nothing to be afraid of. It is common for us to fight, but most of the time she is the one begging for mercy."
"Hey, as a man, you always want to save face. No matter how weak your legs are, you can't give in."
"Otherwise, wouldn't it mean that she would look down on us?"
Hearing what Cao Ning said, Shi Xiaoxiao's face turned slightly red.
She turned her head away in embarrassment and whispered: "Well, then you are really amazing."
"Hey, senior sister, why are you blushing?" Cao Ning asked curiously.
Shi Xiaoxiao touched his face and quickly explained: "Ah... it's too hot on the deck. I'm a little uncomfortable."
At this point, he quickly changed the subject: "Hey, by the way, how many of these things do you have Cao Ning? If we only have one man, wouldn't we be able to finish the war quickly?"
"That's what you said!"
Cao Ning scratched his head and thought: "As for the equipment... I have a million sets, but this thing is too modern after all. I'm worried that taking it out all at once will completely change the combat level of the entire spiritual realm."
"So I thought about it and decided to take out only part of it to avoid making too much noise."
Hearing what Cao Ning said, Shi Xiaoxiao took a deep breath: "One million sets? How powerful is that?"
After thinking about it, Shi Xiaoxiao felt that the logic didn't make sense: "Hey, that's not right. If there are so many, why have I never seen them in the village? Are you bragging?"
"I'm not bragging!"
Cao Ning raised her head proudly!
Noticing Shi Xiaoxiao's disbelief, he leaned into Shi Xiaoxiao's ear and whispered: "Hey, actually, this is the deal between me and Yao Ji. I hid most of my things under the Palace of Hades.
It’s in the underground palace and no one can find it.”
"Ming...well, hehe, you are really careful..."
When Shi Xiaoxiao heard that Cao Ning had hidden everything in the Hades Palace, he couldn't help but admire him even more.
You know, that's not something just anyone can do.
"Cao Ning, you are so powerful!"
Shi Xiaoxiao gave a thumbs up and praised: "I didn't expect you to have such a deep friendship with Pluto. If I reincarnate in the future, you have to use the back door for me."
"It's easy to talk, don't you just go through the back door? I'll just help you... Oops, I was so busy chatting that I even forgot to call our Erha."
Cao Ning was so busy talking to Shi Xiaoxiao that he even forgot to find his little cousin.
"Erha?"
Shi Xiaoxiao was confused!
Before he could ask, Cao Ning had already taken out his cell phone and made a call!
...
On the other side of the hill, Zhao Yun had just arrived at Humen Pass with a thousand soldiers from his headquarters. Before the enemy found it, he occupied the pass in one go.
The so-called Humen Pass is just a small pass built between two mountain ridges and has no special strategic significance at all.
Zhao Yun came to the watchtower and ordered the men on the left and right to occupy the ridges on both sides.
"There are five hundred men in the left camp, with six mortars and a thousand battle flags to guard the south. I will take the remaining people to guard the north."
"Remember, when the enemy comes, strike from top to bottom with arrows, cannons, rolling logs, and rocks. Never go into battle without permission... Hey, what's the sound?"
Just as Zhao Yun was arranging the deployment, a strange sound suddenly came from the truck carrying mortars behind him.
"Beautiful Sheep, as always, let's have a glass of Birdie Vodka first... I am the Lazy King, the most handsome little sheep in Qingqing Prairie..."
"No, who is calling me at this time and wants to kill me... uh, a big pot..."
Zhao Xiaotuan, who was hiding under the canvas, heard the ringtone of his mobile phone and hurriedly took out his mobile phone. When he saw the call was from Cao Ning, he suddenly lost his temper.
"Hey, big, big pot!"
"Who's hiding in there?"
Just when Zhao Xiaotuan answered the phone, Zhao Yun had already walked over with a gun and lifted the canvas above.
Dozens of sharp swords and hundreds of crossbows were all around, all aimed at the cart.
"Miss Zhao?"
Seeing that the person hiding inside was Zhao Xiaotuan, Zhao Yun was stunned on the spot.
He quickly asked someone to put down the arrow: "Put it down quickly, it's Miss Zhao!"
"Hey, handsome pot, we meet again!" Zhao Xiaotuan greeted with a smile.
"Hey, hey, Zhao Xiaotuan, where did you go? Who are you talking to?"
On the phone, Cao Ning's tone was a bit serious, and he was obviously angry.
Zhao Yun pointed dully at the fan-like mobile phone in Zhao Xiaotuan's hand: "Lord, is he in there?"
"Uh... Big Pot, don't scold me first... Listen, listen to me... Wuwuwu, you are being mean to me again, I, I won't tell you anymore..."
Zhao Xiaotuan really couldn't listen anymore, so he simply put the phone into Zhao Yun's hand.
"Tell me the cauldron."
"ah..."
Zhao Yun was stunned for a moment, but still followed Zhao Xiaotuan's example and put the phone to his ear.
