"Senior Xiaoxiao, I love you. Please be my girlfriend. I will use my whole life to protect you and love you... Oops!!!"
“It’s so noisy!!!”
Zhao Xiaotuan was dozing off on his desk when he suddenly heard someone confessing his love loudly under the window.
With sleepy eyes, she instantly got up and was furious. She picked up the watermelon that her deskmate was eating, opened the window, and shot it accurately.
I saw half a round object hitting the boy downstairs on the head.
Fortunately, most of the watermelon pulp was eaten, but no one smashed it to death.
However, the boy who had no time to react was also stunned. He collapsed on the ground, half of his head was blank.
"Hmph, if you dare to mess with my lazy king to sleep, you probably don't know who owns the underworld... Hey, are you all watching me fuck the sacred tree?"
Zhao Xiaotuan finally realized that something was wrong, and the atmosphere around him seemed a bit strange.
In the lecture hall of Nuo University, everyone had their eyes wide open at this moment, looking at her in shock.
On the podium, an old professor who was nearly seventy years old held a high-definition pen in his hand that was shaking, and his mouth was wide open and he didn't know what to say.
Probably because I have been teaching for most of my life, it was the first time I saw someone speaking out loud in class, and I felt a little uncomfortable. Moreover, she was a girl who seemed weak and kind-hearted.
"Professor Wang, I know I was wrong. I never dare to sleep in your class again."
Realizing the seriousness of the problem, Zhao Xiaotuan habitually flattened his mouth and lowered his head to apologize.
Looking at her pitiful little appearance, she was completely different from the little witch just now.
If you didn't know her well enough, you might have been deceived by her disguised appearance.
"Cough cough cough..."
Professor Wang raised his reading glasses, coughed twice, said nothing, and just pointed to the door.
"Oh~"
Zhao Xiaotuan understood it heartily!
Under everyone's gaze, he immediately lowered his head and walked out the door in aggrieved manner.
"stop!"
Just when Zhao Xiaotuan walked to the door, the old professor's voice came from behind.
Hearing the old professor speak, Zhao Xiaotuan mistakenly thought that the other professor couldn't bear it and planned to let her go.
The excited Zhao Xiaotuan immediately grinned and expressed his gratitude.
"Hehe, Teacher Wang, I know you don't have the heart to kick me out. Don't worry, I'm very good and I never nap when I sleep... Ahem, I mean, I will definitely listen to your lectures.
"
"..."
Professor Wang rolled his eyes in embarrassment, lowered his head to sort out the course materials, and said casually: "Remember to close the door!"
"Hahaha..."
Professor Wang's disgusting tone immediately caused the other students in the classroom to laugh wildly.
Several of the classmates were laughing so hard that they almost lost their breath.
"Oh~"
Zhao Xiaotuan lowered his head in embarrassment, wishing he could find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.
After leaving the door, Zhao Xiaotuan leaned against the door of the classroom and looked at the white clouds floating in the sky with aggrieved expression. She suddenly missed the days when she was the king of the underworld.
"Da Guo, I miss you so much. Can you come and take me back? And listen... Oh, it's really boring when no one competes with me for food."
"Hey, Tuanzi, are you... kicked out again?"
Just when Zhao Xiaotuan was suffering from hysteria, Shi Xiaoxiao, who had just come down from the study room on the third floor, happened to pass by.
Seeing Zhao Xiaotuan standing alone at the door, she immediately realized that she had been kicked out by the teacher again.
As a legendary figure in the Normal University, it is not unusual for Zhao Xiaotuan to be kicked out of the classroom.
There were three classes a day, and she would always be kicked out for two and a half periods. The remaining half of the class was spared because she slept too soundly and forgot to do anything weird.
Whenever I see a little girl with twin ponytails and a JK uniform standing at the door of the classroom, every student passing by can probably guess her identity.
After all, in the decades since the establishment of Normal University, she was probably the only one who could be steadily kicked out of the classroom by her instructors.
"Hey, senior sister Xiaoxiao, hehe, what a coincidence, we meet again."
When Zhao Xiaotuan saw Shi Xiaoxiao, he hugged her arm out of habit: "Sister, why don't I treat you to fried chicken? I know there is a new restaurant that is delicious."
"Ah...this..."
Shi Xiaoxiao looked at the classroom in astonishment, frowned and said, "Weren't you made to stand?"
"Oh, it's okay. I've been kicked out anyway. I won't be discovered if I go for a while... Let's go, let's go!"
Zhao Xiaotuan didn't care whether Shi Xiaoxiao agreed or not, so he pulled her and ran away.
Shi Xiaoxiao, who looked at a loss, was pulled by Zhao Xiaotuan like this. She was so frightened that she didn't know what to say.
Ten minutes later, while Zhao Xiaotuan was holding the fried chicken burger and chewing it, he did not forget to pass a chicken leg to Shi Xiaoxiao.
"Senior Xiaoxiao, you eat too, you eat too!"
"Uh... no, no need, I'm not hungry yet!"
Shi Xiaoxiao waved her hands awkwardly, picked up the lemonade and took a sip.
Seeing Zhao Xiaotuan having fun, Shi Xiaoxiao finally resisted speaking after hesitating for a long time.
"By the way, Tuanzi, you...your eldest brother, he, is he still...ok?"
"My cauldron? Hehe, it's okay, he's hugging me from side to side now and having a lot of fun."
"This...is like this!"
Shi Xiaoxiao brushed her hair behind her ears with some disappointment: "Well, then...is there anyone else in his family?"
"people?"
Noticing Zhao Xiaotuan's confused gaze, Shi Xiaoxiao quickly explained with a smile.
"No...no, I mean, are his parents okay?"
"Oh, you're talking about this! That's all gone. Even my grandfather had a burp not long ago, and now he and my sister-in-law are the only two left."
Speaking of this, Zhao Xiaotuan looked at Shi Xiaoxiao curiously.
"Hey, senior sister, why did you suddenly think of asking this? Hehe, you must have fallen in love with my big pot, right? If so, it doesn't matter, my big pot is inherently cheap, and women are attracted by thieves. I
We’re all used to it.”
"No, no, I'm just asking casually!"
Shi Xiaoxiao was embarrassed to be told that she was so nervous that she kept her head down.
Soon, Zhao Xiaotuan, who had eaten and drank enough, patted his round belly, stood up and stretched with a smile.
"Hehe, thank you for the treat, senior sister. I'll treat you to my big pot next time," Zhao Xiaotuan said with a smile.
Shi Xiaoxiao was stunned when he heard this: "Why, why is it your eldest brother?"
"that is because..."
Zhao Xiaotuan squinted his eyes and stared at Shi Xiaoxiao.
This made the latter feel uncomfortable all over, and before he knew it, there were two blushes on his face.
Zhao Xiaotuan explained with a naive smile: "That's because I have private money in my big pot, hehe... Okay, senior sister, I won't tell you any more, I have to go back quickly, otherwise Lao Wang next door will find out that I'm not here
, it’s time to call me Big Pot again, it’s going to hurt when I’m spanked by Big Pot.”
"Call Cao Ning?"
Shi Xiaoxiao suddenly got excited!
She quickly stood up and called Zhao Xiaotuan: "Duanzi, Tuanzi, I know there is a very delicious ice cream shop in front of you, why don't you pack it up and take it back, it won't waste too much time."
"Hey, is there any ice cream?"
When Zhao Xiaotuan heard the word ice cream, his feet suddenly felt as if they were filled with lead and he couldn't walk.
She bit her finger and looked longingly at the white clouds in the sky: "Hehe, it looks delicious."
The next second, Zhao Xiaotuan immediately smiled and hugged Shi Xiaoxiao's arm: "Hehe, thank you, senior, senior, you are so kind to me."
Shi Xiaoxiao smiled awkwardly: "Hehe...hehe, yes, it should be!"