Mo Yan was so angry that he lost his temper when he saw Cao Ning's nervous look.
"I said, with me here you will be left with a cunning old man? Can't you just hope that I will do something good?"
"for example?"
"For example...for example...cough cough cough, no matter what, you just can't look at me like that."
Mo Yan scratched his white head and thought for a long time, but he couldn't think of a single advantage.
This made Cao Ning speechless!
"Look at you, you can't even think of anything good you have done, and you still blame me? Am I wronged?"
"..."
Noticing that the old man was green-faced and panicked, Cao Ning quickly changed the subject.
I'm really afraid of taking action if I don't agree with you!
Cao Ning didn't care. He was idle anyway, but there were so many people watching at the city gate.
If we really pushed the old man to the ground and rubbed him, his spine would be pierced.
"Okay, old man, just tell me, what kind of hard work have you found for me? You'd better tell me everything, I'm afraid I won't be able to accept it later."
"Hahaha... You are indeed my good grandson of Demon Flame. You guessed it yourself without me having to tell you."
Hearing Cao Ning expose his little thoughts, Mo Yan couldn't help laughing immediately, but Cao Ning was very angry.
"I'll go, no...Old man, tell me frankly, am I your grandson? Did you pick me up in the trash can?"
"The ones you picked up are also from my Cao family!"
Mo Yan held his head high and said arrogantly: "Your wife... No, no, it was your ex-wife who arranged a job for you to go to the Reincarnation Office to help, and by the way, she dealt with the eight million dead ghosts stranded there."
"Ahem, cough...eight, eight million, then I have to deal with it until the end of the year of the monkey!"
Cao Ning raised his chin and said speechlessly: "Sir, it's not like there were so many dead ghosts in the war years. If there is really no way to deal with it, I will send you a special team to go over. It will save trouble if we all come together."
"Nonsense! If you really can solve it with force, why would I come to find you? I would have asked Hei Zhongkui to clear the way."
The old man warned with a straight face: "Anyway, your ex-wife assigned this job. If you are not willing to go, then I will tell her and ask her to assign someone else."
"No, no, no, why don't you let me go?"
Cao Ning stepped forward with a flat mouth: "She has been busy since she came back from the underworld, and she didn't even have time to rest. You should stop causing trouble for her." Junqu Pavilion
"Hey, our grandson actually knows how to care about others!"
Mo Yan stroked his beard and raised his neck and laughed, "If you can ever be so caring about me, then our Cao family's ancestral tomb is definitely on fire. It's not smoking, it's directly on fire."
"Old man, do you know how awesome you are?" Cao Ning couldn't help but rolled his eyes.
...
Being kidnapped by Demon Yan on a pirate ship, Cao Ning had no choice but to go to the Reincarnation Department to help.
Although the logistics department's reconstruction work is imminent, fortunately there is still Gu Sicheng, the tool man, who can harvest the wool, so he doesn't need to worry about it.
After rushing for about ten minutes, Cao Ning finally arrived in front of the Reincarnation Department.
The Reincarnation Department is located ten miles away from the Naihe Bridge. It is a three-story castle covering an area of nearly 100 acres.
In addition to the Manzhushahua all around, there are only a group of undead souls waiting for reincarnation.
The undead souls who can come to the Reincarnation Department to wait for arrangements are all candidates for reincarnation who have been reviewed by the Judiciary and confirmed to have had no debts during their lifetime.
When Cao Ning rushed to the Reincarnation Department, a ghost man wearing a shroud with the word "cast" written on his chest was sorting out the dead.
The undead assigned here are divided into four levels!
A first-class good person who loves charity, saves all sentient beings, and has no bad deeds during his lifetime is regarded as a high-quality fetus, and he has the right to choose his identity after reincarnation.
Second-class goodness, although they have made minor mistakes in their lives, they are still kind. Such people will not be sentenced to prison terms and have the qualifications to be reincarnated.
The third level is well-behaved, has a peaceful life, is cautious, never does any great deeds or makes any big mistakes, and can barely get a chance to be reincarnated.
As for the fourth class, they are those who are carrying troubles but are lucky enough to escape the punishment of the lawsuit. Once these people are caught, they will be thrown into a frying pan and fried until both sides are golden.
Cao Ning looked at the door of the Reincarnation Department and subconsciously frowned at the team that could not be seen.
"My dear, how long will it take for this to end?"
"Next! What about you? What are you doing standing there? You're cutting in line!"
Just when Cao Ning was lamenting that there were so many ghosts, the little fat man who had been busy sorting out the dead walked up and looked Cao Ning up and down.
"Where is the number plate on your body? You rushed to reincarnate without even a number plate? Forget it, I am happy today and won't argue with you. Where is your death certificate?"
"death certificate?"
Cao Ning was confused when he heard this: "Do people who come here still need proof?"
"Why is it not necessary? At least you have to let me know how you died, right?"
The little fat man sat on the office chair, crossed his legs and puffed away: "The underworld has regulations that anyone who commits suicide will be deprived of the qualification to be reincarnated. If I don't see your death certificate, how can I determine whether you committed suicide?"
"Furthermore, reincarnation is something you can do casually? Hey, hey, I'm talking to you, that's a high-end VIP area, what are you looking at...Whether you are qualified to be a human being in the next life is another matter, you still want to worry about it.
The VIP area next door?”
"???"
Cao Ning pointed to the small door next to him with a look of astonishment: "Isn't this a beast's way? When did it become a VIP area?"
"New here, right?"
The little fat man looked up and down and said: "Who doesn't know that there is great competition in the world now, and pets live more comfortably than humans. Look at the queues outside. Eight out of ten are waiting to be reincarnated as cats."
"Let me go, is it curled up like this now?"
Cao Ning opened his mouth in surprise!
But then I thought about the quality of life of my neighbor Erniu’s female cat next to the old house, and I can understand why the cat is so curled up now.
The female cat in Erniu's house is just a little white cat that is just half a year old, but it is pampered by the whole family in turn.
The family not only spent huge sums of money to buy imported cat food from abroad, but also prepared a meal of high-priced aquatic products during holidays.
Ordinary people must eat something, but here it only has to worry about whether they are full or not.
Moreover, it must go to the pet shop for a bath every three days. Each bath costs 256 yuan, which is enough to provide a full service in a bathing center.
Even when he goes to bed at night, his family members rush to put him on the bed and fall asleep together. The treatment is simply better than that of other children at home.
