"Wen He, why is that guy calling? Could it be that he is thinking about someone's dog again?"
Kong Ming sat on the side of the tea table and shook his feather fan gently. From the twinkling look in Jia Xu's eyes, it was easy to see that it was Cao Ning who had definitely arranged another job for him to abuse people.
"Brother Kong Ming hit the nail on the head, let's live it!"
Jia Xu shook his head with a wry smile and walked to the sand table to compare, and then said: "My lord said that he is greedy for seafood. He plans to change his appetite and let the rebels in the ghost domain serve as a scapegoat."
“Are you hungry for seafood?”
Kong Ming smiled: "Haha, I'm afraid that the Fourth Prince Long has provoked ours again and is trying to dig a hole for him."
Based on Kong Ming's understanding of Cao Ning, if the other party hadn't done something outrageous, Cao Ning would never have taken action during this sensitive period.
You know, the Donghai Mission came to ask for an explanation because of the defeat and humiliation. At this time, Cao Ning had no reason to add fuel to the fire.
Obviously, the other party must have used some extreme method to touch Cao Ning's reverse scale, and then he decided to teach him a lesson.
And if you go to such trouble just to have a seafood meal, I'm afraid the plate containing the seafood won't be too small.
"This should be!"
Jia Xu stroked his goatee and analyzed: "Last time our army severely punished the Shui tribe in the East China Sea, and the other party was disgraced because of it. This time they said they were here to ask for justice, but I think they are clearly here to give us a disdain."
"I don't care why he came here. Since that kid has made up his mind to teach them a lesson, we just need to cooperate."
Kong Ming came to the sand table, pointed at the Sanyin Fortress and said: "If you want the Ghost Domain to take action, you can only evacuate the garrison of the Sanyin Fortress first, and then find a way to induce the Western Region to send troops."
"However, the current war situation is urgent. The Three Yins must not be lost. At the same time, we must let Fengdu City know about the dispatch of troops to the Western Region, so that we can indirectly coordinate the actions of Fengdu City."
"What my brother said is exactly what I want!"
Jia Xu then added: "My lord has just given instructions to let Sun Ce drive a large ship to respond in three places. This will not only effectively harass the opponent, but also prevent the rebels from gaining a foothold in the three places."
"It's just...how can we force the Western Region to send troops?"
Jia Xu frowned and looked at Kong Ming: "As far as I know, Donglan has just been destroyed, and all forces are busy carving up the leftovers. Although the Western Regions are not connected with Donglan, as a grasshopper on a rope, the Western Regions
You have already become a frightened bird, how can you dare to send troops easily at this time?"
"Haha, what Wen He said is absolutely true, but you still can't understand why the Lord called you?" Kong Ming smiled meaningfully.
"Give me?"
Jia Xu pointed at himself in astonishment: "Does this have any profound meaning?"
"Exactly!"
Kong Ming smiled and continued to add: "Wen He has always been called a 'poisonous man' by outsiders. He is actually a person who doesn't act according to common sense. Don't Wen He understand the meaning of this?" ωωw.
"Poisoner?"
Jia Xu frowned and put his hands behind his back, thinking hard for a moment.
Suddenly, his eyes widened and he pointed at the door and roared.
"I'm not a son of a man! I'm not a son of a man! Thief Cao, if you don't abuse people like you, why should all the hard and dirty work be mine?"
"Hahaha... Wenhe calms down. It's useless to talk about it now."
Kong Ming stepped forward and comforted: "I wonder who you plan to entrust this job to? If you hire people properly, maybe no one will know that this is a damaging move on your part."
"Hey, that's right!"
Kong Ming's words awakened the dreamer, and Jia Xu realized it later.
"Just find someone with a more famous name than me to use as a shield. As long as you scold me harshly enough, who will be able to guess who is behind it?"
Jia Xu suddenly had an idea, and after thinking about it carefully, he said seriously.
"Then let Da Lao Hei and Hei Li Kui go. Firstly, their voices are loud enough, and secondly, the curses are unpleasant. Let them go and make sure that they can make Xiao Yan's son-in-law scold him to death."
"Hahaha, what Wen He said is exactly what I want. The two of them will definitely get twice the result with half the effort."
Kong Ming immediately echoed: "Without further delay, let's urgently summon Zhang Fei and Li Kui to lead an army to provoke a provocation."
"Okay, I'll make arrangements right away!"
...
On the other side, Xiao Yan, who had just returned to the ghost realm from the earthly world, had just had a moment of leisure and received a war report before his butt was even hot.
"Report to your Majesty that Zhang Fei and Li Kui of the Black Flag Army suddenly appeared in front of Yinhu Mountain and shouted curses. The specific reason is unknown."
"What, I didn't go to them to settle the score, but they took the initiative to come to my door to cause trouble?"
Xiao Yan immediately jumped up after hearing this: "Tell me clearly, what were they scolding in front of the mountain? What are their specific intentions?"
"Your Majesty, I don't know the specific reason, but listening to the video sent back from the front line, it is indeed a bit... a bit hard to explain," the soldier replied.
"Not sure? It's strange. I haven't provoked Cao Cao recently. Why did he suddenly send someone to look for me?"
Xiao Yan meditated for a while, and suddenly said loudly: "Repeat all the curse words to me, and make sure not to miss a word."
"ah..."
The pawn lowered his head in embarrassment: "Your Majesty, the scoldings of those two rough guys were so unpleasant that I dare not say anything."
"Forgive you!"
Xiao Yan raised the corner of his mouth slightly and said proudly: "They are just two ordinary people. They don't know a lot of Chinese characters. What else can they do?"
"It must be another old almanac, a way of greeting ancestors... If I didn't want to hear the reason, I wouldn't pay attention to it at all."
Noticing that the pawn was still nervous, Xiao Yan comforted him again.
"Don't worry, I won't be influenced by them. How dare these two idiots want to scold me? Haha, they are just clowns in my eyes."
"yes!"
Hearing Xiao Yan's words, the soldier's heart suddenly dropped.
The pawn then handed over his hands and reported: "They, they said that the king is a single person who has been single for ten thousand years."
"I..."
Good guy, after the pawn said these words, Xiao Yan's heart suddenly skipped a beat, and he stared at his big eyes in confusion.
This sentence really touched Xiao Yan's heart.
Neither Lin Xiaoyun nor the empress Ouyang Yu wanted to look at him seriously from beginning to end, which made him feel inferior.
Now that Zhang Fei and Li Kui have pointed it out, his face is indeed a little confused.
"Your Majesty, their unpleasant words don't stop there!"
The pawn took a deep breath and continued: "They, they said that the king is not that good looking, but I didn't expect that he is quite beautiful."
"How dare you set your sights on Lin Xiaoyun? You don't even have to take a pee yourself and look in the mirror to see what kind of virtue you have. Look at his damaged appearance. Even if you look at it, you will find it shameful."
"They also said that the king was so evil that he drugged an eighty-year-old lady in order to get out of singlehood. In the end, he was despised for being too short..."
The pawn became more and more enthusiastic as he talked, and by the end he almost burst out laughing.
On the other hand, Xiao Yan, whose face was red with anger, clenched his fists in his palms, gritted his teeth with hatred, and his pupils were extremely ferocious.
"They say that the bastard has never seen a woman in his life. When he sees a beautiful woman, he cannot walk..."
"enough!"
"Oh, by the way, they also said that the king looks like a man, but is actually a shemale..."
"I told you to stop talking!"
boom!!!
Xiao Yan's thunder was furious, and he was so angry that he completely broke his defense and punched the pawn directly on the head.
The soldier stared at Xiao Yan with big eyes!
"It's not that I'm sorry... I'm not guilty..."
Before he finished speaking, the pawn immediately turned into a ball of black energy and dispersed.
"Thief Cao, you are going too far!"
Xiao Yan looked up to the sky and shouted angrily, with veins popping out on his forehead: "Come here, immediately order a hundred thousand soldiers and follow me to the front of Yinhu Mountain to tear those two bastards apart."
