"Actually, I just made a little joke. Can we pretend that nothing happened?"
Lu Bei wanted to cry but had no tears left.
Thunder!
There was a loud rumble, and a bolt of thunder that penetrated the heaven and earth exploded behind the clouds! The calamity clouds that were about to disperse suddenly became thicker again, even several times thicker than before.
The thunder was rolling, and thousands of thunder dragons roared in the calamity clouds, roaring angrily. The battle seemed to be trying to eat Lu Bei, the ungrateful monk alive!
At this moment, Lu Bei felt that his scalp was numb, his hairs were standing on end, and his back was dripping with cold sweat. The flow of mana in his body had slowed down due to the mighty sky.
"Fuck!"
A thunderbolt struck Lu Bei directly. He swore that he had never seen such a thick thunderbolt in his catastrophe.
Lu Bei was unable to retreat at this moment. He held his natal immortal sword and slashed out with one sword. After all, he was a heavenly immortal that he had slowly accumulated and cultivated. Although Lu Bei was lying flat, his combat power was still reasonable. A mere sky thunder would not let him down.
Embarrassing.
The sword energy instantly shattered the thunder!
This made Tiandao even more angry. The boy he had cared for for thousands of years was so angry today.
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"Junior Brother Lu Bei finally looks like a cultivator of immortality! Cultivation is a path that defies heaven. Without the Taoist heart that competes with heaven and earth and with all living beings, there is no way to reach the top!"
As the leader of the sect, Liu Changkong felt very pleased at this moment, as his junior brother finally looked like an immortal cultivator.
Everyone nodded. Although they didn't know why Lu Bei changed so suddenly, they felt extremely happy thinking that there would be no such catastrophe with only wind but no thunder in the future.
After all, anyone who has such a Tiandao connection next to him will feel unbalanced.
But the next scene refreshed everyone's outlook again.
The calamity aura emitted by the Heavenly Tribulation was extremely strong. The calamity clouds were billowing, and a chain with a thunder painting shot out from the calamity clouds, directly binding Lu Bei without giving him a chance to react.
"not good!"
Lu Bei immediately used all his magic power to break free from the chain of thunder.
However, a thunder whip was swung out from the calamity cloud and hit Lu Bei hard!
Lu Bei gritted his teeth and blushed in pain. The damage caused by this whip was only a flesh wound, but the inexplicable pain penetrated deep into his bones.
One stroke, two strokes... Lu Bei was spanked for a full three hours. He could endure it at first, but then he simply let himself go and screamed heartbreakingly.
Tiandao: Make you crazy!
Lu Bei's screams could be heard from every corner of the entire Taiqing Immortal Sect.
The disciples who were ordered not to go out at home listened to the screams and were full of curiosity about the outside world.
"Cough!" Liu Changkong coughed lightly, wanting to say something to ease the awkward atmosphere, but unfortunately, a peak master with an moved expression on the side spoke first.
"I've learned a lot. My grandson just sent me a message and asked what we old guys are doing outside?!"
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The calamity cloud finally dissipated, and Lu Bei, who was covered in injuries, silently returned to the small yard next to his medicine garden, hid in his room, and closed the door.
Lu Bei was autistic and had been lying flat for three thousand years. He thought he never cared about face or anything.
But Lu Bei really broke through today, what a shame! He has never been so humiliated as he is today!
"Congratulations to the host for completing the mission. The reward is the top-level skill "Nine Transformations Mysterious Technique"."
A stream of obscure and huge exercises and formulas forced their way into Lu Bei's mind.
Lu Bei, who was still autistic, did not notice that the trauma he had suffered from Tiandao was healing rapidly, and his whole body was emitting a faint golden light.
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"Nine Transformations Mysterious Technique" is the top skill in the ancient world. If you practice it to the top, you can break the shackles of heaven, face the great road, prove the Tao with strength, and achieve the status of Hunyuan Saint.
Although this broken system is cheating, the things it provides are really good.
However, Lu Bei's mind is not on cultivation at all. For him, apart from increasing his lifespan, practicing cultivation is nonsense.
Both your body and your name will be destroyed, and the rivers will not flow forever. Why should you risk your life for those false names?
"The host is detected to be noticed by Heaven, has a contract with Heaven, and has only one hundred years left to live."
"One, practice the "Nine Transformations Mysterious Technique" to the first level.
Reward the top sword technique "Great Sword of Light" with a lifespan of fifty years."
"Two, unbind the system and the system will explode on the spot."
"The contract of heaven! Nani, are you telling the truth?"
Lu Bei could ignore everything else, but the immortal novel he just broke through should have a lifespan of tens of thousands of years. Why is there only a hundred years left?
I haven't had enough of my happy days yet, I, Lu Bei, can't die.
Could it be that the reason why it was so easy for me to overcome the tribulation before was not because Heaven was my father? It was because I spent my life to buy it!
Damn it! Could it be that you recognized a fake father?
When did you make a deal with Tiandao?
"System, how to cancel the contract with heaven!"
When it comes to your future happy life, you must ask clearly.
"Please host make your choice first."
"Decisive, system, I suddenly realized that I can't live without you! How can I live without you?"
"The only way to dissolve the contract with Heaven is to prove the Dao with force and break through the shackles of Heaven."
Hearing this answer, Lu Bei couldn't help but frowned. There was no difference between whether the answer was said or not.
I have long passed the age where I want to work hard. What I hope most now is that the system can see through all my disguises and be able to force a wave of heaven. It is best for both parties to die together, Lu Bei's lost lifespan is returned, and he can continue to enjoy his happy life.
"Um, system, will this second option appear again in the future?"
"Countdown to system explosion, ten, nine..."
Lu Bei: "Wrong, wrong... I just asked casually."
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Three years passed in a flash. For a cultivator, a small retreat might take ten years, so just three years is not too long. Lu Bei finally reached the first level of the "Nine Transformations Mysterious Technique".
After fifty years, Lu Bei felt much more at ease.
In order to cope with the difficult tasks that the system may assign to him in the future, Lu Bei also practiced the "Great Sword of Light" to perfection.
It's just that this sword technique, Lu Bei felt, was a little evil, and it didn't match the name at all. It was like a big boy who looked sunny, but turned out to be a perverted murderer secretly.
The Great Light Sword kills strangely, like a demonic technique. Lu Bei is lying down... No, he has practiced the state of mind for three thousand years and feels that if he uses it for a long time, there is a risk of breeding inner demons. Fortunately, his Nine Turns Mysterious Technique
It was enough to fully suppress it, otherwise Lu Bei would not use it no matter how invincible the sword technique was. After all, his own life was the most important thing.
This is not to say that killing with sword energy is a magic technique. The Gengjin sword in Taiqing Immortal Sect's Five Elements Sword Technique is also focused on killing. Immortal cultivators practice swords to protect themselves and kill enemies, not the kind of massacre of thousands of people.
, and no one would say it is a demonic path, so this is not the problem.
In short, it is better to be careful. Lu Bei will not use it against the enemy easily unless absolutely necessary.
"It seems that you have really changed your gender, junior brother, and you are actually practicing cultivation! Senior brother is very happy!"
Liu Changkong looked at Lu Bei who was sitting cross-legged in the medicine garden practicing, and couldn't help but smile like his old father.
An eldest brother is like a father. Ever since he became the sect leader, Liu Changkong has been worrying about more and more things, but he has paid less attention to his junior brother Lu Bei.
"Senior brother, what do you want from me?"
Lu Bei woke up from training and saw Liu Changkong, whom he had not seen for eight hundred years, coming to him, and suddenly felt a bad feeling in his heart.
This eight hundred years is not just a false suggestion, but a real eight hundred years.
"Junior brother has now reached the level of immortality, so he doesn't want to be in the position of an elder in the sect? Elders' benefits are very high!
Besides, as a disciple of the sect, you can also make some contributions to the sect. Senior brother is thinking about you."
Liu Changkong smiled and said, in fact, he has been waiting for Lu Bei to come to him for the past three years.
But he completely underestimated Lu Bei's salty spirit and really didn't come to him to apply for this position.
There was no other way, so Liu Changkong took the initiative to find Lu Bei. After all, he was an immortal who wanted to make use of resources.
"Brother, you don't understand me!"
Lu Bei curled his lips and looked at Liu Changkong. He didn't expect that the senior fellow apprentices who have lived for three thousand years still don't understand the life they want.
There are no three shifts or 996. You can just keep a medicine garden and eat and drink without worrying about it.
"A practitioner needs to have a high enough status to have a high enough vision."
Hearing the system's beep, Lu Bei couldn't help but complain in his heart: "I'm not a master of success, so what's the use of this thing?"
"1. Become an elder of the Taiqing Immortal Sect and be rewarded with a life span of five hundred years."
"Two, reject Liu Changkong. No reward, no punishment."
"Fuck!"
Liu Changkong was stunned and asked in confusion: "What kind of grass? Is the junior brother cultivating any new elixir?"
"It's nothing, junior brother just thinks what senior brother said makes sense! As a disciple of the sect, junior brother has failed the sect these years, and what he has been waiting for is to break through the immortal queen and help senior brother!
Fortunately, this day has finally arrived!" Lu Bei said with emotion.
This system really knows how to handle it, five hundred lifespans! He is so short of lives!
"Junior brother, do you really think so?" Liu Changkong looked surprised and moved in his heart. Could it be that he had misunderstood Lu Bei before.
Lu Bei nodded heavily, and then his smile became brighter when he heard the news that his life span had expired.
"The host's lifespan is increased by five hundred years."
"Okay! Junior brother, you have indeed lived up to your expectations. From today on, you will be the elder of the ruthless hall."
Liu Changkong smiled happily and patted Lu Bei on the shoulder. Junior brother has grown up, senior brother is very happy!
After sending Liu Changkong away, Lu Bei was still happy that he had gained a life span of five hundred years.
"Being an elder in the ruthless hall is a real profit. An elder can live five hundred years in exchange for it.
The ruthless hall, the ruthless hall? Huh?!... Oh my god! The ruthless hall!"