This person who jumped on the street was really bold. He actually dared to rob cars and people on the street? And even went to the church to get married?
Does he think all police officers are dead? The government doesn’t want to lose face?
It’s just out of my mind!
Gao Ning commented in his heart, and refined the signal receiving device in his hand. The small light spot quickly moved away, and disappeared in a flash.
Behind him, the layman from the thatched cottage grabbed the two silly disciples on the roadside and laughed happily.
"I finally found you! Where did you two bastards go?"
"master?"
"It's really a master!"
Ma Shangfeng, who was tall and powerful, was holding Xiaohui on his side and was already exhausted. When he suddenly saw his master, he jumped up in surprise.
Great, I finally found the master! No need to go hungry in the future!
The two of them are really miserable.
After traveling through time, they were separated from their master. The two were living on the streets, unable to understand each other, full of unknown fears about all kinds of magical things in modern society. They had been hungry for several days, and they still had no food to eat.
If the two of them had not been blessed with laws by the lay people in the thatched cottage and transformed into gold and silver protectors, they would have been starved to death.
The Thatched Cottage layman quickly controlled his emotions, suppressed his excitement, and patted his two apprentices hard.
"It's me! It's me!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Master, we finally found you!" The two hugged the thatched cottage layman and wanted to cry.
Poor people every day, but they have never suffered such injustice.
"Okay, okay, it doesn't matter if a cultivator suffers some setbacks. It's just an extra step of mental training. Let's get back to the topic, have you found any news about the Ghost King?"
The two apprentices shook their heads together.
The layman in the thatched cottage frowned: "Well, this world is so big and weird. If the Japanese Ghost King is determined to hide, it will be difficult to find him.
It seems that we should follow the previous plan and apply for household registration first before making plans!"
"You two are hungry, let's go. The master will take you to apply for household registration first, and then you will have a big meal. Let me tell you, there is a very good place called a mental hospital in this world. There is no charge for eating there..."
The layman in the thatched cottage showed off calmly, turned around, and took his two apprentices to the car to go to the mental hospital together, when he suddenly froze.
Where is the car?
Where are people?
Just leave like that?
No way!
The layman in the thatched cottage blinked, a little unbelievable.
I just jumped out of the car out of desperation. In this case, shouldn't the other party stop the car quickly and see what I found?
Then why don't the police follow the routine?
No! Could it be that the other party didn’t notice me from the beginning to the end?
The more the Thatched Cottage layman thought about it, the darker his face became.
The two apprentices looked at each other and Xiao Hui said: "Master, when are we going to have dinner?"
"Eat, eat, eat! Eat you big-headed devil! You know how to eat all day long!"
The layman from the thatched cottage gave an apprentice a headache. After cursing angrily, he concentrated a little, took out a yellow talisman from his arms, shook it lightly, and then rubbed it in his hands, and it magically turned into a piece of paper.
crane.
He opened his palm, bit his finger, lit two small red dots on the paper crane and opened his eyes.
The next moment, the paper crane's wings trembled slightly and flew up.
The layman in the thatched cottage shouted to the paper crane: "Qingshan Mental Hospital, lead the way!"
The paper crane flew around the three people and then floated in one direction.
The Caolu layman is sure of it.
found it!
"This way! Follow us quickly!"
The three of them stepped off the iron footboards and chased the paper crane closely.
Under Gao Ning's deliberate cover-up, the Thatched Cottage layman never discovered that the car had stopped and was driven away by his ex-boyfriend.
…
At the church, a Porsche parked arrogantly on the lawn, and her ex-boyfriend Ben pulled Miss Huang all the way into the church.
At this time, there were already more than ten people waiting inside the church.
In addition to the priest who stood under the cross with a gun pointed at him, his face trembling a little, trying to look harmless, there were four or five men in black suits holding pistols.
There was also a makeup artist holding a wedding dress, and four bridesmaids wearing bridesmaid dresses. Even with light makeup on their faces, their pale complexions could not be concealed.
Seeing this scene, Ms. Huang struggled even more fiercely.
"What do you want to do? I will not marry you! I will never marry you!"
"That's not up to you!"
The ex-boyfriend was so fierce that he grabbed Ms. Huang, grabbed her collar and tore it off violently.
There was a squeaking sound.
The rags fell to the ground, and Miss Huang screamed and covered her chest, curling up and squatting on the ground.
Ben smelled the residual body fragrance on the rag, and after being intoxicated for a moment, he threw it away, stared at the makeup artist and said, "What are you doing standing there? Why don't you change the bride's wedding dress?"
The makeup artist was startled, nodded repeatedly, and ran to Miss Huang with the wedding dress in her arms like a frightened little rabbit. She used all her strength to drag her up and walked into the confession box not far away.
, helped change clothes.
Ms. Huang had no choice at this time. If she didn't want to be exposed, she had no choice but to wear a wedding dress.
However, the wedding dress can be worn, but the veil cannot be dried, and makeup must not be applied.
Why did the makeup artist, under the dual temptation of fear and money, reach the top of her makeup skills in an instant, and even completed the bridal makeup in a short time despite Ms. Huang's extreme lack of cooperation?
Fifteen minutes later, when the makeup artist pushed Ms. Huang out of the confession box, Ben had already changed into a white suit and put on gold-rimmed glasses. If it weren't for the uncontrollable evil smile on his face, he would have looked a bit sinister.
Human and dog-like.
The bridesmaids had been waiting outside for a long time. As soon as Ms. Huang came out, they surrounded her, half surrounded her, and half intimidated her and pushed her to the stage.
Ben looked at that beautiful face with a look of ecstasy: "Gigi, from now on, you will be my wife!"
"You're dreaming!"
Ms. Huang angrily refused.
However, no one paid attention to his opinion, and even the priest started the wedding process without any coercion.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Although his face was a little pale, he still held the Bible and recited carefully prepared lines loudly.
"...Today, we are bathed in the glory of the Lord and see a couple walking into the wedding hall! Mr. Ben, are you willing to marry Miss Huang Gigi as your wife? No matter whether you live, old, sick, die, rich or poor, you will accompany her and never leave her.
?”
"I do!" Ben replied loudly, his face shining with holy light.
"I don't want to!" Miss Huang emphasized loudly, but still no one paid attention to him.
The priest nodded solemnly and looked at Miss Huang: "Miss Huang Gigi..."
"I do not want to!"
"Are you willing to marry..."
"I do not want to!"
"...regardless of birth, old age, sickness or death, poverty or wealth..."
"I already said I don't want to!"
"Will they all never leave you?"
"I don't want to!" Miss Huang jumped and shouted: "I already have a boyfriend, why should I marry this idiot! I just don't want to!"
The priest turned a deaf ear and nodded solemnly, as if he only heard the word "yes".
"Then, in the name of the Lord, I declare that the newlyweds in front of me have become a legal couple. Now the groom can kiss your bride..."
Ah!
Suddenly, a figure flashed past and kicked the priest out.
"She said she didn't want to. Are you deaf?"
This sudden change made everyone open their mouths. They subconsciously looked at the priest and found that the old man had been embedded in the wall, in the same posture as the Passion of Jesus.
The Bible he had been holding in his hand fell to the ground with a thud, and the title page fell off. Inside was actually a collection of dragons, tigers and leopards.
Looking at the mosaics on the ground, there was silence in the church.
Gao Ning didn't expect such an accident, and glanced at the priest with a strange look.
Good guy, you guys are just playing tricks on me!
At this time, Miss Huang also reacted, hugged Gao Ning's arm, and said happily: "You're finally here!"
"Of course I will come. You are still my suspect. Why did I let you run away?" Gao Ning said with a smile.
Ben's eyes were about to burst into flames, and he glared at Gao Ning fiercely: "Is this the pretty boy you raised? I love you so much, and you actually do such a thing? Are you worthy of me?"
Miss Huang had already been holding back her anger, and she yelled: "Shut up! How do I like raising a pretty boy? Do you want to take care of me? Even if I raise a pretty boy, I don't want to marry you, an idiot bastard!"
"you!"
Ben's eyes were red, and he shouted at Gao Ning: "Kill him!"
Several gunmen raised their guns at the same time, but when they pulled the trigger, they suddenly found that the trigger disappeared!
My fingers shook inside the frame several times, but they didn't touch anything.
There was no response after the order was given, which made Ben even more angry.
"What are you bastards doing? I said kill him!"
Gao Ning took out a small police revolver from his arms, pointed it at the gunman in black and fired several times.
Since I fell to the ground one after another, I quickly gained a sense of practice.
The bridesmaids huddled together and screamed.
Gao Ning frowned and blocked one ear, shouting: "Don't make any noise! Don't make any noise! It's just an anesthetic bomb, it won't kill anyone!"
Only then did Ben realize. He stared at Gao Ning's small revolver and cursed: "Asshole, you are actually a cop. I hate cops the most! I will never let you go today!"
After he finished speaking, he rushed over, baring his teeth and claws, and opened the middle door wide.
Because the posture was so suitable, Gao Ning couldn't hold it back for a moment, so he raised his foot and kicked him over.
Ben flew out and knocked over the cross above with a bang.
The next moment, a red afterimage that smelled of blood flew out of the cross and disappeared into the main body like lightning.
The ex-boyfriend who had fallen into a coma seemed to have taken Shiquan Dabu Pills and I Love a Chai, and he jumped up with white smoke all over his body, and his skin was as red as a freshly cooked prawn.
His face was distorted and his facial features were tangled like an evil spirit. He glared at Gao Ning with his red eyes, like the enemy who killed his father.
Gao Ning's eyes brightened.
You figured it out!
Several bridesmaids fainted on the spot when they saw this scene. Although Miss Huang was also frightened, she was a novice at Qingshan Mental Hospital after all, so she was well-informed and somewhat resistant.
Moreover, I have seen the dog of the Thatched Cottage layman turn into a human before, and I have heard the stories he tells, so I have a strong ability to accept fantasy things.
Therefore, although she was swallowing furiously and kept moving behind Gao Ning, trying to minimize her presence, she still remained awake and peeked in from time to time, obviously paying close attention to the plot below.
