Chapter 438 The top belongs to me, the bottom belongs to you
"I'm sorry." Shang Shuyue closed her eyes and squeezed out three words from between her teeth.
Jiang Li said quietly, "What? I didn't hear it."
Instantly, Shang Shuyue's face turned red.
"You did it on purpose!"
Jiang Li smiled and said, "Miss Shang, since you are apologizing, it is best to be sincere."
【Hahahahaha Li Li is too damaged.】
[I feel like I’m back, this is my sister Li!]
Shang Shuyue was already at the critical point of breaking out, but her teammates behind her were still trying to persuade her to calm down.
She had no choice but to squeeze out a stiff smile and look at Jiang Li, then deliberately amplified it by several decibels——
"I said, yes, no, get up!"
Jiang Li waved his hand, "Okay, I forgive you, you can stay."
Seeing her careless look, Shang Shuyue almost lost her temper.
However, her teammates were already cheering, taking off the package and repairing it on the spot.
"This land is really nice, why don't we stay here today."
"What a good idea. Help me put the tent up. I'm exhausted after walking up there."
"It's great to finally be able to drink water!"
Seeing this, Shang Shuyue could only stamp her feet and follow her teammates to set up a tent.
In order not to cause unnecessary conflicts, Jiang Li deliberately drew a 38th line beside the creek.
Then she pointed to the 38th parallel line and said:
"The top belongs to me, the bottom belongs to you."
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I laughed so hard.]
[I recognize Sister Li’s oblique cursing skills.]
[Hahahahahahahaha I learned another little curse word.]
Shang Shuyue almost jumped up after hearing this.
I remember that in the first month of the second year of high school, she was assigned to sit at the same table with Jiang Li. There was also such a 38 line on their desks. Because of the division of areas, the two of them fought many times.
But every time she couldn't beat Jiang Li.
So much so that she signed up to learn Sanda as soon as the college entrance examination was over.
It's a pity that she was admitted to Qingdao University, while Jiang Li only went to a low-ranking pheasant university.
Thinking of this, Shang Shuyue felt much better.
Throughout the three years of high school, she was overwhelmed by Jiang Li in every aspect, and she couldn't help herself in her studies.
This is also what she is most proud of.
"Oh, isn't it just a source of high-quality water? Who would want it? You might even drink the dirty stuff first!"
Her teammates who originally wanted to persuade her were stunned for a moment when they heard this.
"So Captain, you only care about whether the water source is clean and you don't care about being scolded? I'm so touched."
Shang Shuyue:?
"What are you being scolded for?"
Teammate:?
"Didn't you hear that she was calling you obscene?"
Shang Shuyue:???
[Hahahahahaha I laughed so hard, so this sister doesn’t even know that Jiang Li is scolding her?]
[I read online information that she is from Tsinghua University, that’s it?]
[Tsing University’s social education test is the best, and she is a native of the capital, so it is normal for her to pass the test.]
When she reacted, she immediately carried the only wooden stick in the team and walked up the cross-border creek in a menacing manner.
However, the scene in front of her made her forget her purpose in an instant——
I saw Jiang Li holding a sharpened branch, rolling up his trouser legs, standing on the bank and staring at the water without moving.
Shang Shuyue, who knew her intention, immediately laughed out loud.
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha, Jiang Li, are you planning to use this thing to catch fish? Let's not mention that the water in this stream is so clear that there are no fish at all. With the broken branch in your hand, I'm afraid you can't even catch the shrimps.
Is it a miss?"
However, Shang Shuyue couldn't laugh anymore the next second.
Because Jiang Li lifted the branch out of the water, with a plump grass carp on the pointed end.
Shang Shuyue:???
Are there really fish?!
Jiang Li calmly pulled the struggling fish off the branch and threw it to Yu Li's feet.
The big fish twisted on the ground a few times, and then jumped onto Yu Li's hiking shoes worth tens of thousands of yuan.
"Ah!!!"
He burst out with a scream that was not his own, and then took several steps back.
Jiang Li:?
【???What happened to that scream just now??】
[Holy shit, is this actually the voice made by Dean Yu? Hahahahaha.]
[Thank you, I have recorded it as a ringtone. I will play it in front of Lao Yu next time I go back to school.]
[Students upstairs, massage warning.]
Realizing his gaffe, Yu Li quickly regained his composure and covered his lips with his hands in embarrassment.
"Well, ahem, I was distracted and frightened."
Jiang Li had an expression of "Do you think I believe it?" and then pouted at him, "Have you recovered now?"
"Yeah."
"Okay, then take an ax and handle the fish."
Yu Li: "Hmm...?"
"Why, no?"
How could Dr. Yu, who has vast magical powers and is invincible all over the world, say that he doesn't know how to do it?
He shook his head first, then nodded, and finally walked toward the grass carp with the stone ax in his arms.
Only then did Jiang Li look away from him, and then stepped onto the rocks in the stream.
Shang Shuyue on the side sneered.
Jiang Li is lucky if she catches a fish.
She didn’t believe she could catch the second one!
However, five minutes later, Jiang Li came ashore carrying a bigger grass carp.
Shang Shuyue:!!!
How did she do it?!
After witnessing this miracle, she had no intention of going to settle accounts with Jiang Li, and immediately turned around and ran back to her camp.
Even Jiang Li was able to catch two fish in just ten minutes. With so many of them, they can definitely catch more!
Wouldn’t it be nice to save a few for yourself when the time comes and redeem the rest for points?!
Here, Jiang Li carried the fish ashore.
However, Yu Li still maintained the same posture as a few minutes ago.
Jiang Li walked over and found that he was holding the stone ax motionless, and directly in front of him, the grass carp that was still quite energetic was now motionless.
Jiang Li was silent for a second.
"Dr. Yu is indeed a benevolent doctor. Before killing the fish, he would give the dead fish some salvation."
Yu Li: "......"
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha my head I laughed.
【Sister Li is so yin and yang.】
"No." Yu Li looked serious and solemn, "I'm looking for a place to start."
He has been touching silver needles since he was born, and has been doing so for almost 20 years. He has a perfect grasp of various acupoints and veins of the human body.
However, the experience of killing fish... is almost negative.
With limited tools and limited conditions, he only had this set of clothes on him for the time being. He was thinking about how to dissect the fish without getting his clothes dirty.
However, not only Jiang Li discovered his thoughts, but also the audience, who all condemned his cowardice.
[I thought Jiang Li was the one holding back, but I didn’t expect that this person named Yu was the one.]
[Dean, can you please be more enthusiastic! Don’t embarrass us medical students!]
[Dean Yu is a real germophobe, no wonder every time I go to see him, he is either cleaning or on the way to clean.]