Chapter 584 A young man from a wealthy family became a monk for love
There are no mirrors on the boat.
The result of Jiang Yan's solution was that after rubbing it all over his head, his whole head was covered in smelly bird droppings.
Yu Li had already retreated to the stern of the boat, and was considering whether to jump directly into the lake.
But there are also a lot of bacteria in the lake, which may be even dirtier than Jiang Yan’s hair.
【Help ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, the picture is too strong, I can't watch it anymore. 】
[...If anyone in this circle says that my real boss is Jiang Yan, I’m afraid others will laugh out loud.]
【Okay, this guy has created another piece of black material for himself.】
In the end, Jiang Yan himself collapsed.
"I can't stand it anymore, I want to wash my hair!!!" he roared.
Jiang Li said calmly: "Resources were limited when we were on the island, but now we are even more scarce on this lake. It is a problem to fill our stomachs, and there is no shampoo, unless you stick your head into the lake.
, but if you don’t have shampoo, your scalp may be smelly in the end.”
Jiang Yan: "......"
Ruined, ruined.
His entire reputation was ruined.
He said it shouldn’t be on TV!
Seeing Jiang Yan slumped on the raft with a look that was worse than death, Shang Shuyue finally couldn't hold it back and said, "Actually, I have a way -"
"What can I do?" Jiang Yan said with dull eyes.
Shang Shuyue turned around and took out a pair of scissors from the houseboat, "Just cut off the end of your hair. Your hair is very long anyway."
Jiang Yan suddenly sat up and his whole body came to life.
"Shu Yue, you are still smart! Quickly, cut it for me."
Shang Shuyue pursed her lips and hesitated, "But I have never cut anyone else's hair."
Jiang Yan stretched his head over, "It's okay, just cut it as you like, I can't stand the smell anymore!"
Shang Shuyue pondered for a while, then walked behind Jiang Yan and bent down.
"Then I'll cut it, don't move around."
"good."
Bai Lu hugged Jiang Li and opened her eyes in disgust.
"Sister Yue is the only one on our ship who doesn't dislike your brother so much."
Jiang Li smiled and nodded, then looked at Shang Shuyue meaningfully.
Shang Shuyue's cutting was relatively smooth at first, but at the last step, the raft shook violently, causing her whole body to fall forward.
Jiang Yan quickly helped the person with his eyes and hands, but due to his unstable center of gravity, the two of them hugged each other and fell to the side of the boat.
Fortunately, Jiang Li immediately stabilized the oar.
"There was a rapids just now, are you okay?"
Bai Lu and Yu Li said in unison, "It's okay."
The two people who fell on the boat looked at each other with a look of embarrassment on each other's faces.
Jiang Yan quickly pushed the person away and stood up, "Are you okay?"
Shang Shuyue shook her head, but was stunned when her eyes were fixed on Jiang Yan's head.
"you--"
Seeing the strange look in her eyes, Jiang Yan coughed, "You're not that bad, are you? I just helped you out of kindness, but I didn't mean to eat your tofu. Why are you looking like this?"
"You——" Shang Shuyue became even more embarrassed, "Your hair... I'm sorry!"
"Pfft." Bai Lu on the opposite side covered her mouth and snickered.
Jiang Yan suddenly felt something was wrong, so he hurriedly walked to the side of the boat and looked at his hair through the reflection on the lake.
I saw that a piece of his originally beautiful and lush hair was cut straight out on the right side, like a crack that suddenly collapsed in the endless prairie, which was shocking.
"ah!!!!"
【Hahahahaha, I was laughing so hard, hahahahaha.】
【Okay, the second piece of black material has appeared.】
Jiang Yan collapsed, "What should I do? My wise image!!!"
Shang Shuyue said guiltily: "I didn't mean to-"
Jiang Li pulled her over and said, "You don't have to apologize to him. It has nothing to do with you. Anyway, I just cut one side, so I might as well cut all my hair short."
Jiang Yan: "!!!"
Shang Shuyue clapped her hands and said, "Yes, you are so smart."
Then she looked at Jiang Yan with a smile and said, "Jiang Yan, let me make it up to you."
Jiang Yan looked horrified, "You, don't come here!"
Jiang Li winked at Yu Li, and they both stepped forward and held him down.
Shang Shuyue moved very quickly, cutting off all of Jiang Yan's hair in three strokes.
Of course, there are also selfish motives.
After all, Jiang Yan was able to charm many ignorant girls with his beautiful hair back then.
She always has to vent her anger.
"Well..." After finishing cutting, Shang Shuyue looked at the jagged hair and fell silent, "My skills are indeed not good."
Jiang Yan shouted until his voice became hoarse. Looking at the broken hair all over the boat, he couldn't help but shed a tear.
"My hair...Jiang Li, I hate you."
Jiang Li calmly took out a knife.
"Just shave it off."
Jiang Yan:?
Ten minutes later, a shiny braised egg head appeared on the raft.
Under Lu Dan's head, there was Jiang Yan's limp body that was pushed to the ground by Jiang Li's arms after he put up a fight.
Seeing his miserable state, Jiang Cheng closed his eyes.
Amitabha, he should just keep reading.
It's better than becoming a monk.
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.】
[I can’t do it anymore, hahahahaha, my family burst into laughter.]
【I have been twitching for half an hour hahahahaha.】
[?No, I haven’t watched it for half an hour. Why did the young master get tonsured? 】
[Don’t tell me, Jiang Yan’s hair shape is really perfect, even if he is bald, he is so handsome.]
In an instant, the image of Jiang Yan being forced to have his head shaved by several people became the top trending search topic.
The spoof blogger even wrote a heart-warming text - [The wealthy young man in the past became a monk for love? Is it love or hate that is hidden behind this...Ah, it turns out to be bird droppings.]
After solving a troublesome problem, Jiang Li clapped his hands and continued to sit on the bow of the boat and fish.
The whole world seemed to have become quiet.
She closed her eyes and began to feel the Feng Shui aura nearby.
As expected, it was quite sufficient. Even when the boat reached the deepest point, it didn't feel the slightest bit of chill.
Bai Lu came over with freshly washed wild fruits.
"Li Li, is it really safe for us to hide here?"
"Of course it's safe. They won't be able to find us in at least a day or two."
Hearing this, Bai Lu curled her lips and said, "It's not all those people from Team J. It's so abominable. Even if you know our location, you still attract so many people here."
Jiang Li smiled mysteriously, "How do you know they didn't get into trouble?"
Bai Lu looked at her in surprise.
Jiang Li turned his head, "Those people will definitely take their anger out on them if they can't find any trace of us."
Sure enough, within a few seconds of her finishing her words, a notification came from her watch that Team J had been eliminated.
Bai Lu's eyes widened, "I'll go, Li Li, you are so awesome! You can guess all this?!"
Jiang Li smiled and said, "No need to guess, karma and retribution in this world are all corresponding."
"So, just do good deeds without asking about the future."