Chapter 100 The most poisonous but the heart of a woman
"Master, master..."
He Fang was inspecting the casting condition of firearms in the work shed when Xiao Guizi hurried in.
"What's going on in the panic? Bajie was caught by a monster again?" He Fangdao said
"Master, someone from the palace is here, urging us to send troops quickly."
Saying that, Xiao Guizi handed over a folding book.
He Fang took it and took a look, smiled coldly and said:
"Haha, there's no point in being anxious. If you send troops rashly without being prepared, you'll end up losing the battle."
"Master, how should I reply to the palace?"
"Ignore him for now."
He Fang threw the fold back to Xiao Guizi.
Today, my originally good mood was a little irritated by this offer to encourage troops. He Fang thought about buying a pot of wine and braised vegetables so that he could drink some to relax himself.
He first went to buy a pot of wine, and then went to the landlady Ye Huainiang to buy some braised vegetables.
"Do you want to drink alone?" the landlady asked when she saw that he was holding a bottle of wine in his hand.
"Yeah, aren't you just thinking about buying some braised vegetables to go back and drink with," He Fang replied.
"Today's stewed vegetables are almost sold out, and the remaining ones are not very good. You can come back with me to get them."
The old lady tidied up the stall. Her home was only a few steps away. He Fang helped take the things back.
"You go ahead and sit in the room for a while, and I'll cut the braised vegetables for you."
The small courtyard of the boss's wife's family is not big, and there are only two small huts in the courtyard, but they are kept clean and tidy.
Walking into the house, there were not many pieces of furniture inside, but they were neatly arranged. A dark, worn-out large wooden table had been polished until it was almost reflective.
He Fang sat down at the table and sighed in his heart, aside from other things, the landlady looked like a good woman who was diligent and thrifty and could live a good life. However, her husband who died was really a scumbag. It’s hard to feel sorry for such a good wife.
, instead, he beat her every day, and in the end, he also tried to kill himself. All he could say to him was that he deserved it.
The landlady came in with two plates of stewed vegetables and two wine bowls. He Fang was stunned by this move and asked quickly:
"Houselady, do you want to drink with me?"
"What, you don't want to? Can't bear to part with your wine?"
"Of course not, it was just a bit sudden..." He Fang quickly denied.
"...You, a single woman, suddenly took me, a man, home to drink. If word spreads about this, I'm afraid it will be gossiped about."
"Haha, I am a widow who doesn't care about this. You, a grown man, are afraid of being criticized by others. Besides, there are not many widows in this world. Do you think that if you don't come, people outside won't chew my tongue?
"The tone of the landlady's voice was very mocking, but she also seemed helpless.
After saying that, the landlady poured herself a bowl of wine, then took a big sip, but because she drank so hard, she choked and coughed several times.
"Okay, the boss lady has a lot of food. Let's have a drink today until we get drunk."
Having a woman by your side is better than drinking alone, so He Fang poured himself a bowl and drank it all in one gulp.
In the following rhythm, the boss lady took a sip and He Fang drank a bowl. The two of them didn't talk much, and soon the pot of wine was drained.
"I also have wine at home. I'll go get another pot."
With that said, the landlady stood up to get the wine, but she stumbled and almost fell. He Fang quickly stepped forward to help her. It was obvious that she was already a little tipsy.
The proprietress stood up holding on to He Fang's solid arm, and looked up at him. Her cheeks suddenly turned crimson, whether because of drinking too much wine or for other reasons. She was mature with a hint of shyness, and she was extremely beautiful.
The two looked at each other for a moment, and then the landlady suddenly realized the embarrassment and quickly pushed him away, walked out of the door, and came to another room.
He Fang was very happy in his heart. Compared with Concubine Yang's flirtatious appearance, Di Erya's youthful beauty, Ye Huainiang's body had a unique mature charm, which was really attractive. It's no wonder that everyone in the world envies Cao Thief.
He Fang sat back and waited, but after waiting for a long time, the landlady hadn't come back yet. He Fang felt strange and had to go to another room to look for her.
When I walked to the door of another room, I was about to push it open and go in, but suddenly I had an extra thought, so I opened the door slightly to observe.
The landlady was standing in front of a table with a bottle of wine on the table. She seemed to be holding something tightly in her hand, and she looked very hesitant.
"What is she doing?" He Fang wondered.
At this time, the boss lady seemed to suddenly make up her mind and opened it with trembling hands. It turned out that what she was holding was a packet of medicine. She slowly opened the medicine packet and poured the powder inside into the jar.
In wine.
“Holy shit—!”
He Fang was shocked and thought: "You are trying to drug me. This woman is really vicious."
He Fang originally wanted to rush in directly, but then he thought again and decided to use a trick.
So he returned to the wine table first, pretending as if nothing had happened.
The landlady came back with a wine jar, a forced smile on her face, her acting skills were really not that good.
"This is the wine I brewed at home. How about you try it?"
The landlady personally poured a bowl for He Fang, and He Fang picked it up. Seeing that his lips were about to touch the edge of the bowl, the landlady's heart suddenly rose to her throat.
"Hey, boss lady..."
He Fang suddenly put down the wine bowl, and the landlady's heart suddenly dropped again.
"...This braised pork is really delicious. Can you cut another plate for me?"
The lady boss saw that there were really few pieces of meat on the plate, so she had to pick up the plate again and take it outside to cut the meat.
He Fangze took the opportunity to pour the wine in the bowl back into the jar.
When the landlady came back with a plate, He Fangze immediately looked like he had just finished the drink in one gulp and was having endless aftertaste.
"Madam boss, the taste of this wine is really wonderful. There seems to be a hint of your body fragrance among the spiciness."
"hehe……"
The landlady sneered and said, "You really know how to joke. I am a rough woman who sells braised vegetables. How can I get any body odor from my body?"
The proprietress picked up the wine jar and poured him a bowl herself. However, before the wine was poured out, He Fang suddenly covered his stomach and shouted:
"My stomach hurts so much..."
"my head……"
He covered his head with one hand again.
"...Why is my head so dizzy all of a sudden..."
He Fang lay on the ground and struggled twice, then pretended to faint.
When the lady boss saw that the medicine she had given had "taken effect", she suddenly panicked and accidentally knocked down a wine bowl, which fell all over the floor.
She first tried to calm down, then grabbed He Fang's arm and dragged him to the bed.
Then she hurriedly ran outside the house, and when she came back, she already had a kitchen knife in her hand that she usually used to cut braised meat.
He Fang's eyes were always fascinated, observing secretly. When he saw that she was walking towards him with a shining kitchen knife, he couldn't help but curse in his heart:
"You're planning to kill me with a kitchen knife. Damn, it turns out the most poisonous thing is a woman's heart."