Shu Han looked at Song Changyi's sincere face and couldn't help but ask: "What should I teach you?"
Song Changyi said straightforwardly: "I saw that the charming body was so enamored of Brother Yu, and Brother Yu's disciples captured Di Guxue so quickly. They must have been so capable because of Brother Yu's words and deeds. I should have thought of it earlier.
Brother Yu must have a unique way to make women fall in love, please teach it to Chang Yi!"
puff!
Shu Han spit out a mouthful of wine: "What the hell!"
Song Changyi said: "Brother Yu, please stop pretending to be stupid and be stunned. Please make it clear! No matter what, I will win Chun'er's heart in the last few months!"
Shu Han:……
Shu Han drank wine and looked at Song Changyi, who had a determined look on his face. He thought that if he didn't teach him a move or two, he was afraid that this guy would keep pestering him. Hey, can't I teach you how to impress Gu Panchun?
, and the most important thing is, I don’t know how to do it! How come I am still a master of flirting in your mind?
Shu Han then thought about it, and an evil smile hid behind the wine glass.
Brother Song, Brother Song, since you sincerely asked me for advice, don’t blame me for tricking you out of mercy. Do you want to hear it? Well, my method will ensure that there will be no possibility for you and Gu Panchun in the future!
Shu Han slapped the table and exclaimed: "Brother Song, if you want to ask me this, you've asked the right person! I tell you, if you want to take down a girl as quickly as possible, you have to do what I do. You have to do it first.
go……"
Shu Han pressed his hands on the table and danced around talking nonsense. He was talking nonsense, spitting, mouth blooming, and smoke coming out of his throat! Song Changyi listened carefully, thirsty for knowledge, for fear of missing a word, and occasionally uttered
Suddenly enlightened, I thought to myself that Brother Yu is indeed Brother Yu! Having a friend like Brother Yu is such a comfort in my life!
…………
On the other side, Gu Panchun looked at the shy Meng Shuran, and said with a clear smile: "Sister Shuran is here for Brother Yu, right?" Meng Shuran said shyly: "That's it, the Earth Dragon Fire in my body can't reach it.
It will take two months to cultivate him. Then I will never see him again. I hope..."
Gu Panchun smiled secretly: "Do you want to have sex with him in the end?"
Hearing this, Meng Shuran's pretty face turned even redder.
"But I don't know what to do. With Yu Tiancheng's temper, if I deliberately charmed him, he would definitely be furious."
Gu Panchun was speechless: "This is not easy to do. Brother Yu has someone in his heart."
Meng Shuran was stunned: "Sister, you also know!"
Only then did Gu Panchun realize that he had let something slip, and quickly defended: "As my sister guessed, I have been with Qianjiao Baimei for several years, and nothing like that happened. Brother Yu must have a woman in his heart that he can't let go of. You want to squeeze it into his heart."
It will probably be even more difficult to create a world."
Meng Shuran said quickly: "I know, I don't ask to stay in his heart. I just ask to have a relationship with him... I don't care if he still remembers me..."
Gu Panchun couldn't help but feel pity when he saw Meng Shuran's appearance.
"Now that my sister has this awareness, it's actually quite easy to handle. You have to be confident. You are a charming person, and many male cultivators want to get you. Brother Yu, no matter how strong-willed he is, is just a man, and all men want you.
Body. But the reason why these men are submissive is actually because they are afraid of taking responsibility. You just need to tell him clearly that you don't have to take responsibility afterwards, don't take the bait, and don't worry about him not taking the bait."
"In this case, do as your sister tells you..."
…………
After leaving the tea room, Shu Han walked back to Yehuo Tangquan and happened to bump into Meng Shuran who was coming back from Gu Panchun. Meng Shuran couldn't help but blush when she saw Shu Han. Shu Han was stunned, you are like this
What's going on?
Immediately afterwards, Song Changyi came over.
Holding two circles of colorful wreaths and two thousand firecrackers hanging on his body, he ran to Gupanchun Hot Spring in a hurry.
Meng Shuran saw Song Changyi's appearance and couldn't help asking: "Who is dead? Song Changyi looks like this?"
When Meng Shuran said this, Shu Han almost couldn't hold back. He suppressed his laughter, pulled Meng Shuran towards the hot spring, and said, "The next scene will be very cruel. Let's not watch it. Let's leave it to Brother Song."
Save some face."
Immediately afterwards, Song Changyi's high-pitched voice was heard: "Dear Chun, your destined emperor is here, can you come out and listen to what I have to say?"
When Gu Panchun heard this, he walked out of the maze with a confused look on his face. He saw Song Changyi standing in the center of two large wreaths with two firecrackers hanging on his shoulders. He was quite confused and said: "Changyi, what are you doing?"
Well?"
Song Changyi ignored Gu Panchun's words and immediately lit firecrackers. The firecrackers crackled around him, alarming everyone else in Tangquan. They all looked at Song Changyi with puzzled faces.
"What are you doing? Wreaths and firecrackers, who died?"
"Who are you, why are you making such a fuss this late at night? Do you want anyone to practice properly?"
In front of everyone, Song Changyi showed no fear and said loudly: "If you want to know how the arrow is shot, you must first string the bow. If you want to know what the rice tastes like, you must first make the uncooked rice into cooked rice. Dear
Dear spring, are you willing to let me go out and make cooked rice with you?"
As soon as this statement came out, the whole audience was in an uproar, and they were all so shocked that they couldn't think straight.
Gu Panchun's face turned dark. She saw Song Changyi say this with a serious face, feeling both angry and amused. She said angrily: "Song Changyi! You are crazy! Come in quickly.
!Don’t embarrass yourself outside!”
"No!"
Song Changyi refused righteously and said, "I won't go in if you don't agree to it, dear Chun!"
Gu Panchun said anxiously: "You are so stupid and contrived!"
Song Changyi said loudly: "But I am sincere and real. If you don't believe me, come here and touch me!"
"When did you become so nasty!"
Song Changyi: "It's obscene, but in your heart it's not inferior at all, right?"
Gu Panchun: "You are crazy!"
Song Changyi said: "Yes, dear Chun, your existence makes me crazy. Your eyes are my eyes, your heart is my heart, we are the same!"
"Song Changyi!"
Gu Panchun was really angry.
Song Changyi stood up and said, "What are you doing, dear Chun?"
Suddenly, the onlookers couldn't help laughing, laughing so hard. Gu Panchun was so angry that his eyes darkened and he fell to the ground. Only then did Song Changyi panic, and immediately ran over to help Gu Panchun up, still saying loudly:
"Dear Chun, are you willing to accept me now?"
When Gu Panchun saw a black line on his forehead, she pinched Song Changyi's ears and pulled him into the hot spring amid roars of laughter.
Meng Shuran was dumbfounded in the hot spring after listening to all Song Changyi's words. She couldn't help but look at Shu Han and murmured: "Did you teach those?" Shu Han suppressed his smile and said: "That's right, don't tell anyone else.
Man, I’m just doing it for Brother Song’s good.”
Meng Shuran covered her mouth and chuckled: "You are really bad for being able to teach such things."
"I am fighting poison with poison. The poison in Brother Song must be cured in this way. He will thank me in the future."