Two hundred and eighty-eighth chapter barbarians and all summers
Time flies.
In a blink of an eye, the last day of September passed quietly.
The world has opened a new chapter.
When it was just dawn, Liu Che got up and opened the door. The outside was already full of courtiers.
Zhang Tang, Ji An, Ju Meng, Yan Yi, etc. were all packed together. The entire Prince's Palace was crowded with people with titles.
Seeing Liu Che coming out, all the ministers knelt down and said, "I respectfully send my condolences to Jin An!"
"No gift..." Liu Che chuckled, spread his hands, and his broad sleeves swayed gently in the morning breeze: "My dear friends, have auspicious New Year!"
Today is the first day of October, the Chinese New Year.
If we count the years and months, this year should be the year of Dinghai.
When Liu Che stepped forward, Wang Dao had already led dozens of eunuchs and were waiting at the various palaces and entrances and exits of the Tai Palace.
Following the order, countless peach charms fell from the gate, and new ones were nailed on.
Liu Che also personally took a piece of peach charm and nailed it to both sides of the door of his dormitory.
The so-called Taofu are probably the ancestors of later generations of door gods.
At this time, every New Year, everyone from the royal family to the common people would give their homes a new peach charm to ward off evil spirits and suppress ghosts, pray for blessings from the gods, and also seek good luck.
The peach charm Liu Che held in his hand was naturally not a simple thing.
It is carefully crafted by Shaofu and carved by well-known craftsmen.
A piece of peach charm, six inches long and three inches wide, is carved with the famous tea and Yu brothers from ancient times.
According to legend, these two brothers lived under the peach trees in Duyin Mountain. They could suppress all ghosts, drive away evil spirits, and make their homes safe.
So people deified this brother.
Just like the peach charm nailed by Liu Che, there is a god holding a sharp weapon and an angry look. The name of the god is engraved under it: Shen Tu!
After nailing the peach charms, the maids and eunuchs in the palace started playing with firecrackers.
Well, these so-called firecrackers are certainly not the kind filled with gunpowder.
As the name suggests, you take some bamboo and bake it in the volcano. Then the bamboo starts to crackle.
In fact, it’s just a sound.
But at this time, it is one of the few entertainment options for most children.
When Liu Che saw this scene, he still had some childlike innocence, so he led his ministers to burn two bamboos to get some luck.
After changing the peach charms and burning the bamboos, Liu Che took the numerous ministers and got on the carriage and headed towards Weiyang Palace.
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At this moment, the whole of Chang'an was immersed in a festive atmosphere.
In the streets and alleys, you can hear the crackling explosions of burned bamboo and the accompanying billowing smoke.
The Weiyang Palace was even more decorated.
Especially the Xuanshi Hall is solemn and solemn at this moment.
When Liu Che led his ministers into the Xuanshi Hall, the hall was already crowded with people.
Almost all the Chehous and their nephews in Beijing, the representatives of various princes and kings in Beijing, and officials from all counties in the country are all sitting in this hall at this moment.
So much so that this huge palace seemed a bit crowded.
Liu Che made a visual inspection and found that Xuanshi Hall had almost seven or eight hundred people packed into it today.
There are probably more officials and noble ministers than here who are not qualified to enter the palace and can only stay in Beique to await the imperial edict.
Liu Che took his ministers, led by the eunuchs in the palace, to a place on the left side of the hall near the emperor's throne, sat down, and waited for the emperor's appearance.
As soon as Liu Che sat down, an official wearing a two-thousand-stone court uniform and several men with different appearances in royal robes came forward and paid homage: "I, the King, pay my respects to your Majesty...
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The men following Wang Feng also knelt down to worship.
The so-called Daxing was called Dahonglu in later generations, and the takeout department in China.
Its function is to specifically manage those vassal states that regard the Han Dynasty as their suzerainty.
Liu Che stood up and nodded slightly in greeting to the newly appointed Daxing. Speaking of which, the Daxing of the Han Dynasty really had no influence or power. He was the least influential among the yamen of Jiuqing.
Therefore, it is basically a government office for elderly care.
Wang Feng led the men in royal robes behind him and introduced him to Liu Che: "My dear, this one is King Zhenfan!"
A man in royal robes with a face similar to that of a pie came out of the queue, knelt on the ground with a snap, and said respectfully in pure Mandarin: "The little king of the lower country, I would like to ask my family Jin'an!"
"Gu'an!" Liu Che walked forward with a smile and helped the real king up.
I would say that the vassal state is a fan of the Liu family.
Let’s forget this Shinban and Touou!
I think back then, Liu Bang had just become emperor, and in the second year, King Zhenfan paid tribute to Chang'an, presented money, silk and contributions, and called him "so and so".
Therefore, in the eyes of people of this era, Shinban and North Korea are both called together.
Usually when you read a book and mention North Korea, you must mention Shinban.
The Korean state, or the so-called Weiman Korea, was actually a separatist regime. From the king down to the common people, they were basically the subordinates of the Han Chinese who fled in the late Qin Dynasty and Lu Wan who later rebelled.
Therefore, they are very similar to the Han Dynasty in terms of blood and culture.
But this Shinban is an out-and-out native.
According to Liu Che's understanding, Zhenfan Country should be near the capital of the most powerful country in the universe in later generations. It may have entered the feudal era?
Well, it could also be a semi-feudal and semi-slavery country.
In the history of the Han Dynasty, the king of this small country was the most diligent in traveling to Chang'an.
Since records began, King Shinfan’s number of pilgrimages ranked first among all vassal states.
Well, you only need to think about how the most powerful country in the universe in later generations cuddled up to the Emperor of Japan, and how he dreamed of keeping the father of the United States warm in bed every day, then you can understand the mentality of the kings and ministers of the Shinban Kingdom.
When King Zhenfan saw the majestic prince of Han Dynasty and the crown prince of heaven, he actually reached out to help him up and smiled at him.
He was excited and incoherent, lowered his head and said: "Ah... my family... I am so humble and lowly, how can I condescend to help my family? I am really favored, but please family
From now on, I will drive my subordinates like slaves. As long as my family remembers that I have them, it will be worth it even if I die!"
After listening to these words, Liu Che felt extremely happy and sour, which is simply indescribable.
Although I am not sure whether these words of King Shinfan are true or false.
But listen to his words and watch his actions.
Since records began, Shinban kings seem to have behaved this way.
Liu Che remembered that later generations of pigs attacked North Korea. The reason was that North Korea blocked the Zhenfan Dynasty from paying tribute to Chang'an. Then, King Zhenfan felt that he could not go to Chang'an. This was the biggest torture, so he got angry and sent someone to file a complaint...
Think again about the descendants of the Shinban kings and the performance of the Silla people who also lived in that place during the Tang Dynasty.
Liu Che thought it was very reasonable.
Well, during the Tang Dynasty in later generations, the Queen of Silla thought about how to go to Chang'an every day to warm the bed of Tian Khan's father...
The most powerful country in the universe in later generations also wants to warm the bed for his father in the United States day and night... He even does not hesitate to compete with Neon for favor and stage a series of palace battles!
A place of water and soil can nourish a person...
"I know it, I am really a loyal minister of the Han family. I will tell my father the emperor at the meeting. Please grant me the title of king and reward me with the classics of the Han Dynasty - "The Analects of Confucius", "Shangshu" and "Spring and Autumn"" Liu Che said with a smile.
The books written by guys like Han Feizi, Shang Jun, etc. belong to the 18th category. They are so unflattering. It’s better not to use them to teach children badly.
When King Zhenfan heard this, he immediately knelt down happily and said: "I would like to thank my family, thank you so much! My family's kindness will make everyone in this small country burst into tears with gratitude!"
For Zhenfan, everything in the Han Dynasty was beautiful, universal, and high-end.
What's more, it's something the prince himself promised as a reward?
Wang Feng led another man in royal robes and introduced: "My dear, this is Weiman, the prince of North Korea!"
This man was similar to most men from the Central Plains, but his face was full of gloom, and he seemed to dislike the appearance of Chang'an.
He looked at Liu Che, bowed slightly, and spoke in Martian language: "..."
An official next to Wang Feng had to take on the role of translator: "At home, Prince Weiqu of North Korea said: Weiqu, the minister of North Korea, pays homage to His Highness and wishes His Highness Jin An!"
"Your Highness..." Liu Che sneered: "North Korea is so brave!"
It seems that both the head of the family and His Highness can be called the prince.
But the knowledge here is huge.
Jia Shang, Jia Shang, the title of Prince in the Han system means that the world is one family, and the Prince is the heir of this family.
To call someone Jia Shang means to recognize the Han Dynasty’s status as the suzerain.
On the contrary, it means that the Han Dynasty's status as suzerain is not recognized.
What's more, what makes Liu Che even more angry is that this Wei Qu has forgotten his ancestors!
"Silly stuff!" Liu Che looked at Wei Qu coldly and uttered a curse word: "Don't say your bird language in front of me. It's really disgraceful for a Chinese nobleman to be reduced to your level!"
Liu Che's anger and outburst came so suddenly that Wang Feng, a great man, didn't know what to do for a while.
All I could do was bow down and persuade: "My dears, my dears, today is the New Year. Please calm down and don't be like this little Yi Di king!"
"Yidi?" Liu Che said with a sneer: "It is indeed Yi Di. If China joins Yi Di, then Yi Di will follow!"
"But..." Liu Che took a step forward, looked at Wei Qu with a murderous look, and said: "North Korea is the land of China, the people of North Korea, and the people of China. In the past, when the Yan Kingdom was in its heyday, it sent large armies to expand the territory.
To the east, we set up prefectures and counties, appointed officials, and built cities. The dangerous city that is the capital of Korea today was built by the State of Yan!"
"At that time, when Erzu's guards were full and Lu Wan was the general, Lu Wan rebelled, Erzu fled to Korea, gathered thousands of refugees, prisoners and prisoners, and established a country in the wilderness outside the Great Wall.
The Han Dynasty’s actions to offend our ancestors were originally intended to be virtuous and gentle, but we didn’t expect that you would actually end up like this!”
"Qiang!" Liu Che pulled out the sword from his waist, pointed at Wei Qu, and ordered: "Kneel down!"
The cold blade touched his body, and the sharp sword pressed against Wei Qu's skin, making him feel a little frightened.
"The guilty minister will die, he will die!" At this time, Wei Qu finally spoke human words and kowtowed: "The guilty minister is stupid and made rude remarks, which even offended the family. I beg you to forgive the guilty minister this time!"
At this time, the entire hall's attention was attracted to Liu Che.
Everyone stretched their necks and looked at Liu Che.
Many people didn't know what happened and started talking in low voices.
Liu Che looked around at the ministers and put his sword back into its sheath. He looked at Wei Qu coldly and said, "Confucius said: When the barbarians and the Di came to China, they would be conquered by the Huaxia; when the Huaxia came to the barbarians and the Di, they would be conquered by the barbarians!"
"I don't understand. North Korea is treating a well-behaved Chinese nobleman inappropriately. Is it fun to be a savage after being sent to the left?"
Many ministers burst out laughing when they heard this.
Although Wei Qu was wearing a king's robe, his hair was disheveled and his clothes were loosely knotted on the left side.
This is the standard Yi Di service in Huayi Defense.
"China has the beauty of uniforms, which is called Hua, and the greatness of etiquette, which is called Xia. Therefore, it is better for the barbarians and Di to have kings than for the Xia to perish. Since ancient times, our country has paid more attention to cultural identity. It is worse than blood ties!" Liu Che said coldly. : "Wei Qu. When you go back and tell your father, just say so, and give North Korea three years. If after three years, there are still people in North Korea who can speak the language of birds, they will be issued a left-hand collar without using Chinese characters..."
Liu Che stared at Wei Qu and said every word with murderous intent: "I will report to my father and send a large army to attack Wudao. When the army reaches the border, the whole country will be turned into powder!"
"Don't say you didn't predict what you said!"
At this moment, Wei Qu felt like his whole body was trembling. He didn't dare to talk any more, so he could only kowtow and say: "No, the sinner knows!"
Many ministers felt their blood boiling when they saw this scene.
Many young nobles and honorable ministers wanted to jump out and shout "Hello!"
Because, Chinese people are proud.
Since Qi Henggong and the nine princes united to unite the world, primitive cultural nationalism has emerged.
Against this cultural background, every time China's ancestors expanded to a place, they tried their best to destroy the local religious beliefs, culture and writing, and replaced them with Chinese systems and etiquette.
Its procedures were hundreds of times more intense than those of later generations of Emperors of China who forcibly promoted popular cooking by the people.
Midi's signature is called Free People's Cooking.
The Chinese people’s trademark is enlightenment.
Because you are too ignorant, we have traveled thousands of miles to enthusiastically provide you with a one-stop civilization transformation plan...
In the past thousands of years, most people have gratefully accepted the influence and transformation of Chinese civilization, and countless ethnic groups and cultures have integrated into the mainstream of Chinese civilization.
Against this background, what Liu Che said couldn’t be more politically correct!
Liu Che turned around, looked at King Zhenfan with a bright face, and said with a smile: "King Zhenfan, I like him very much! Although he was born in a barbarian land, his heart is for China. If King Zhenfan is willing, I will give him a Chinese origin.
, I wonder if the king is willing to give him a Han name and a Han surname?"
King Zhenfan was overjoyed when he heard this.
He is a person with low self-esteem. Every time he comes to Chang'an, he feels extremely low self-esteem.
I feel inferior that I was not born in China.
He once swore that as long as he could become a Chinese, he would be willing to pay no matter the price!
And this oath was sworn by his grandfather and father...
I thought I had hope for the rest of my life.
But I didn't expect that happiness would come so suddenly.
King Zhenfan immediately knelt down without saying a word and said: "I would like to ask my family to give me a surname and a name!" After saying this, he looked at Liu Che with pitiful eyes. Even his originally asymmetrical big face looked like it at this moment.
Became cute.
Liu Che thought for a while and shook his head: "It's inappropriate, it's inappropriate..."
King Shinban immediately became anxious and cried: "Your Highness, please give me a surname and a name..."
Liu Che helped him up with a smile and said: "Your Majesty, you are so loyal. I feel that giving you a surname and a name is not enough. After a while, at the court meeting, I asked your father to give you my name as the real king. , that’s how good it is!”
Upon hearing this, King Zhenfan's face suddenly turned gloomy, and he actually lowered his head shyly and began to twist... (To be continued, please search Piao Tian Literature, the novel is better and updated faster!
ps: Well, North Korea and Zhenfan are basically like this...
Speaking of which, it’s really tragic~
Historically, North Korea tried every possible means to resist unification, but the ancestors of the sticks cried and shouted to join the Han Dynasty and become Han Dynasty people~
When writing this chapter, I thought of Wanwan and Gangcan. It was an indescribable feeling~
Well, I will finally stop streaking next week, and I will have the motivation to write more words, spread the flowers~
