Su Xiaomu felt that Su Ho and Wan Dai must be secretly making up lessons behind his back recently.
It's a casual remark that is completely incomprehensible.
What does it mean to have a chance when you are drunk?
Is there anything else that you have to be drunk to do?
To be honest, when Su Xiaomu had a bright mind, he didn't dare to think about it carefully. He was not a fool, he was just mentally retarded.
There is no way to save a small piece of wood and can only wait to die.
However, Su Xiaomu knew in her heart that some things are really not multiple-choice questions. If you choose the correct one, there will definitely be no problem.
This is just like multiple choice in mathematics. Every answer looks like the correct answer, which is very troublesome and easy to miss.
Losing points is a trivial matter, but I am afraid that if I accidentally choose several correct answers, I will choose the wrong one in the end and lose everything.
Therefore, during exams, Su Xiaomu especially hated multiple-choice questions that were difficult to understand at first glance.
At the moment, it is better to understand the supreme ideological realm of Master Confucius from the heart.
Su Xiaomu said weakly, "Su Ho, have you drank enough wine to relieve your head pain?"
The textbook way of following one's heart is to get drunk. When you are drunk, you can be given any opportunity you want, and you can do as many things as you want, but you must not be too broad-minded.
There is a small garbage system, which is enough to make his brain hurt. If Su Ho and Wanda hadn't dragged him out, Su Xiaomu would have wanted to go crazy and manipulate the Android file system in the past two days.
Even if you fail, you still have to fight again and again!
Men, you must know how to overcome difficulties!
No matter what, I have to slowly plan to turn over the serfs and sing, making the little garbage system kneel down and call daddy!
Su Ho looked at Su Xiaomu, blinked and said.
"How about some white wine?"
Regarding getting Su Xiaomu drunk, she and Wan Dai seemed to have a lot of ideas and prepared a lot of operations.
"emmmm." Su Xiaomu was even more frightened.
It always felt like as soon as he nodded, a giant prehistoric beast would rush out from the stable and swallow him in one bite without even chewing.
Although it is only evening now.
"I think Haixing." Wan Dai expressed her opinion.
Two votes versus one, whether Su Xiaomu agrees or disagrees, is of no use.
The matter was settled just like that.
The sky darkens relatively quickly in winter. When I look up again, the afterglow of the setting sun is reflected on the sea level, wisps here and there, rippling with golden color along with the sea waves.
A full moon rose early from the sea.
Su Xiaomu stood up and leaned on the railing and shouted excitedly, "Damn it, it turns out that the sunset on the sea can be so beautiful."
Wan Dai laughed at the side and said, "Look, this is a person who has not studied. He can only say shit, He He, come and teach this fool."
Su Ho chuckled and said, "There is a bright moon on the sea, and the world is at this moment together."
Su Xiaomu: "..."
To be honest, this poem is really suitable for the current situation. At the end of the year, the land of China is crossing 2017 together at this moment. It couldn't be more suitable...
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There is everything on the yacht, including a bar, dedicated bartenders, waiters, butlers, etc.
I don’t know if it’s because Su Xiaomu said in the morning, ‘How can he survive if Su Ho kicks him out?’ There are clearly five-star Chinese and Western chefs on the yacht, and Su Ho cooked the dinner himself.
They are all fresh ingredients purchased when leaving the Shenzhen Bay today, and they are also Su Xiaomu's favorite dishes.
There is something that Su Xiaomu likes to eat as a side dish, yn black three-chop, the authentic way to prepare it is a little troublesome, cloud pepper, yn kohlrabi are not sold in ordinary supermarkets, but they are available on yachts.
"Su Ho, you know, I have been looking for spring for half my life. When I met you, you just smiled." Su Xiaomu sat in the yacht restaurant anchored on the sea, looking at the table full of dishes,
Said with a playful smile.
Angry.
Su Ho waved his hand, "Oh, man, he's not a good guy, he's full of lies."
Su Xiaomu nodded, "You're right, except for me, no man is good."
Su Xiaomu, Su Ho, and Wan Dai all knew the key point of this question, but Su Ho himself didn't say anything. He just looked at Su Xiaomu and said, "If you continue to be arrogant, I'll hit you until your cock is dislocated!"
Su Xiaomu clasped his fists and said, "You are really a social person... you can't be offended, so just run away."
After finishing half a bowl of rice in one go, Su Xiaomu breathed a sigh of satisfaction, "It's still a familiar taste, a familiar recipe, and a familiar person."
Wan Dai was quietly mischievous from the side, "Look, our Hehe is not only good-looking, but he also cooks delicious food and makes money. He is also pretty. He is a goddess among goddesses. Otherwise, just follow her."
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"I'm telling you, you won't lose anything with this deal. Buy one, get one free."
Su Ho rolled his eyes, "What? It's just buy one get one free, just like him, I... Bah!"
"Come for a drink!"
Wan Dai was confused at the time. What kind of operation was this? Why was it completely different from the script?
"..."
Two bottles of white wine were opened on the table. Su Xiaomu smelled the slow fragrance of the white wine and looked embarrassed, "It's all Su Ho's fault that you were too thoughtful and blamed me for boarding your pirate ship. I don't think I will survive tonight!"
Su Ho snorted, "I got on my boat, and I still want to live, but there is no way. Let me tell you, I haven't forgotten what happened last night. You can count the time by yourself, one glass of wine per second."
In Su Xiaomu's mind, the soft feeling of her hands, which she didn't know where to put, and the warmth of rubbing her palms came to mind, and she immediately ordered a cool drink for herself.
I'm afraid I won't be able to see the sun on the first day of 2018!
"Sooner or later I will be led astray by you as a pure person. When I become more naughty, please remember that I was once as clear as water and as pure as a flower."
"One more drink!" Su Ho said lightly.
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On the first day of 2018 in the Gregorian calendar, Su Xiaomu woke up from a hangover, and his brain was not in great pain.
Regarding last night, the last memory in my mind is:
Under Wan Dai and Su Ho's provocation, teasing, ridicule, excitement and young and energetic spirit, Su Xiaomu stood up forcefully and planned to have another bottle, telling Wan Dai and Su Ho that even if we men don't know how to drink, we can still drink.
Definitely not a coward!
Then……
He fell into Su Ho's slender white thighs with a thud.
Unconscious.
As for those whispers that seemed so far away after that, I can’t even remember a single word.
But now, Su Xiaomu sighed leisurely in his heart.
Life, it really doesn't follow the routine at all. Life, it is a mess. If you can't sort it out, it will remain messy!
His coat has long since disappeared, and he doesn't know where he is lying now. The twitching of his nose is filled with a familiar smell.
His hands were stiff left and right, and there was still a soft feeling of contradiction. Su Xiaomu's eyes slowly moved downwards in disbelief, and saw...
Broken bowl. Today's bricks are really hot. I'm a bit busy in the afternoon, so I may only be able to update once. Oh, oh, oh, oh, light beat. Let's drink some ice.