On the way, Su Ho and Wan Dai sat in the back seat and chatted non-stop, glancing at Su Xiaomu from time to time.
There is something inexplicable between the eyebrows, which is probably the same as watching a play?
"Ah, I'll call home today on New Year's Day." Su Xiaomu thought about it for a moment and said casually.
Su Ho and Wan Dai stopped to communicate at the right time and nodded at the same time.
Su Xiaomu poked the central control a few times and dialed the number of her mother-in-law, Cheng Qianwei. While waiting for the call to be connected, she thought to herself that it would be very convenient to have a car.
As for why Su Xiaomu could make a direct call even though it was a Maserati in Soho, this was not even a small matter.
Let’s talk about the female creditor. What other things does she have that don’t have traces of Su Xiaomu on them?
Gone.
It’s all gone!
"Hey, Happy New Year." As soon as the call was connected, Cheng Qianwei's voice came from the car stereo.
A smile appeared on Su Xiaomu's face, "Mom, Happy New Year."
"..."
"..."
Every phone call was inevitably accompanied by her mother's nagging. Su Xiaomu was neither anxious nor tired.
He was already planning to go home and give his mother a small surprise. As he thought about it, he drove the Maserati with one hand and squeezed the five yuan in his pocket with the other hand.
But, I am poor!
"Would you like to have a word with your father?" Cheng Qianwei asked.
"Dad, Happy New Year." Su Xiaomu said in advance, and as expected, Su Yuan's voice was heard immediately.
"..."
At the end, Cheng Qianwei asked with a smile, "Baby, have you dated a girlfriend? The second sister next door has already given birth to a baby. It's time for you to fall in love. I've never heard of you dating since I was a child.
Don’t think of any different path!”
Su Xiaomu: "..."
Su Xiaomu was a little confused.
Is your mother’s mind so open-minded?
"Hey, Mom, Mom, Mom, you're overthinking it. I'm just so handsome that I have no friends and I haven't met anyone I'm interested in, so I don't fall in love. Besides, it costs money for college students to fall in love, and I'm poor."
Cheng Qianwei was about to add a comment about approving love funds, but Su Xiaomu saw that the situation was not good and immediately interrupted in advance, "Well, Mom, I have something else to do, I'll hang up now, bye."
After hanging up the phone, Su Xiaomu let out a sigh of relief. His mother's words made him feel a little dizzy.
Just when he breathed a sigh of relief, he heard loud laughter behind him.
Su Ho and Wan Dai both had stomach pains from holding it back just now.
For the first time, they felt that the current thinking of middle-aged and elderly people was really trendy.
You can actually think of gay people doing this.
Could it be that Su Xiaomu wanted to meet men, move in after knowing men, add men to men, and force men to lock men down?
After driving for almost five kilometers, Su Ho and Wan Dai slowly regained their composure.
Looking at Su Xiaomu's back, Su Ho said happily, "You have never had a girlfriend when you have grown up?"
Su Xiaomu nodded nonchalantly, "I'm a good boy and I don't fall in love prematurely."
"Have you never met someone who is attracted to you?" Su Ho and Wan Dai asked in unison.
"No." Su Xiaomu said with a very certain tone, but his heartbeat was quietly speeding up, and there were some small thoughts in his subconscious that he didn't dare to think about.
"Then you are so handsome that you have no friends. You must have received many love letters from little girls, right?"
"There will be some in junior high school, and some kind of love breakfast, love pastries, etc. will be given in high school."
Speaking of this, Su Xiaomu felt a little resentful that iron could not become steel.
"What do you think they are doing? Why are they all so stupid? It's not like I don't eat myself. I don't know how to cherish food at all."
Su Ho and Wan Dai looked at each other and confirmed that they had the same idea.
"You're afraid you're a fool!"
"Hey, what I'm saying is that wasting food is a bad behavior. Why do you side with them?" Su Xiaomu was not happy.
"How much determination does a little girl have to make to prepare breakfast for you? But you are so incomprehensible and say people waste food. I really want to pry open your brain and see if it is all IQ muscle."
Soho is a man who hates iron but cannot make steel.
"No wonder you always say you don't know how to flirt with girls!"
Su Ho really believed that Su Xiaomu wouldn't flirt with girls anymore.
Just this morning, she didn't believe it, but now, she believes it!
Finally, Su Ho asked casually, "So you don't want to find a partner yet?"
"I remember what I said last time. I dare to think about making money, but I don't even dare to think about falling in love." Su Xiaomu sighed softly as he spoke.
"Have you ever thought about what kind of partner you want to find?" Wan Dai asked, her tone neither salty nor light.
When Su Xiaomu heard this sentence, a bunch of thoughts appeared in Su Xiaomu's mind. Finally, he hesitated and said casually.
"You can't resist me if I tell you."
Su Ho and Wan Dai sat down solemnly and expressed their inability to do so.
Su Xiaomu then said slowly, "Before, when I was young, I never thought about this. I was still in the stage of figuring out how to survive in life, and I didn't dare to think too far ahead.
But after you said this, I thought about it for a while and thought it would be good to find a partner like Su Ho and Sister Dai.
He can cook, make money, run a household, is good-looking, speaks softly, and even plays with me. He is simply perfect.
I really don’t know what kind of person girls like you will find to spend their lives with in the future.
I can’t think about it anymore, I already have pictures in my mind.”
Su Ho: "..."
Wanda: "..."
"What kind of answer is this! Oh, man, there is no truth!" Su Ho and Wan Dai both expressed their anger, the kind that couldn't be coaxed.
At the very least, Su Xiaomu needs to hold her and sleep with her for a while to coax him back to sleep. Humph, damn it, it feels so good to sleep with him in his arms.
Ahem, cross out the above sentence, there is no way we would think that!
Before Su Xiaomu could speak, Su Ho glanced at Su Xiaomu's back and suddenly said seriously, "I think you might be gay!"
Su Xiaomu had no reaction when he heard this. He waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, whatever you say, who told you to be Su Ho."
Su Ho smiled, "Don't deny it, just listen to my analysis."
Su Ho picked up his fingers and analyzed it bit by bit.
"First of all, you are this man, so that's okay."
Su Xiaomu nodded.
"Your hand is a man's hand, right?"
Although she felt something was wrong, Su Xiaomu continued to nod.
"If you use your own hands to break the duster, you are using a man's hand to break the duster."
Su Xiaomu: "???"
"If a man fucks you, aren't you gay?!"
I knock?!
Is there still such an operation?
Wan Dai couldn't help but give Su Ho a blow.
A victorious smile appeared on Su Ho's face, and he even added enthusiastically, "Do you dare to say that you have never had a handjob in your life?"
Su Xiaomu's heart beeped softly, "This is the consequence of being able to make any number of jokes, and even said these words without hesitation! Su Ho, you have changed!"
On the surface, Su Xiaomu sighed softly, "I disappoint you. I have never given myself a break in my life."
"Not once!"
Finally, Su Xiaomu emphasized.
I don’t know why, although Su Xiaomu is very sexy, he doesn’t like watching short movies about how to eat pork.
Even if he was teased by some young ladies and had a slight cerebral cortex reaction, Su Xiaomu would not be able to show off to the young ladies on the spot. After that, he would not feel anything at all.
Therefore, Su Xiaomu follows the laws of nature very much.
"Don't be..." Wan Dai was stunned for a moment and blurted out.
Su Ho on the side coughed several times, "Cough cough cough~"
"This is impossible, we have all seen your family's wealth, hum." Wan Dai hugged her breasts and teased Su Xiaomu in a different way.
Su Ho also raised his eyebrows.
We've already talked about the duster, so if we make a few more jokes, that's all.
Su Xiaomu: "..."
What should I do if I meet two beautiful, delicate, and a little bit flirtatious female gangsters teasing me in the car? Wait online, urgent!
