Su Ho: "1 what? 1, run your legs well, pay attention to safety, don't fall to death."
At the end, I also included an emoticon: Dad loves you.jpg.
Su Xiaomu scratched his head and did not reply to the message.
I beeped quietly in my heart, did you reply to messages a little too fast today, and did you scare the female creditor?
There was an inappropriate emoticon in the withdrawal message, so the female creditor was a little panicked?
Su Xiaomu, who had no similar memories in his brain, silently gave up guessing. Anyway, the female creditor was a boss, and bosses naturally had many secrets.
Can't guess.
1.9 kilometers is not far, and Su Xiaomu is debuffed by the small garbage system, so it is more efficient if it is neither up nor down.
It took only 20 minutes to complete this errand order, which was really impossible.
Even if I want to be horny, I can't be horny.
Poor, weak, helpless and wanting to show off, Su Xiaomu decisively took the second order.
￥30.00!
Address: Public restroom on the second floor of Qianqian Shopping Mall, No. 280 Zhongliu Road.
Note: Universal Helper: Help buy a pack of no less than 6 tissues of any brand and send them to Men’s Guard Pit No. 3. Remember to knock on the door, thank you!
Normally, the remarks would be finished here, but Su Xiaomu on the street looked at the group behind and almost laughed out loud:
mmp, the big guy in pit No. 2 next door said, brother, what brand of tissue are you using? It smells very good. Can you lend it to me to smell it? Then I squatted down until now, and I feel numb.
Su Xiaomu felt that this guy was really pitiful and naive. He couldn't believe anything he said in the bathroom, you know?
Is this routine not popularized on the Internet?
But it's interesting to say that public restrooms in shopping malls usually have paper towels, and the flow of people is relatively large, so you can knock on the door or something.
While Su Xiaomu was thinking about it, he helped go to the convenience store to buy a pack of usable tissues and rushed to the customer's address.
My heart beeps, I got ￥30.
This kind of urgent order is the most comfortable, and you usually have to add some money. Originally, the journey was not far, so the basic starting price was 15 yuan, but now it is 30 yuan.
Only an angel like him would not dislike such an order.
As he thought about it, Su Xiaomu felt like his back was glowing, which was called a holy light.
Within a few minutes, Su Xiaomu arrived at his destination. The mall was a bit old, and maybe that was why there was no paper in the bathroom. It took him a while to find the bathroom on the second floor.
Men's guard, there is no obstacle at all.
When Su Xiaomu went in, he found no one there. No wonder he had to call an errand, found Pit No. 3, and knocked on the door as requested by the customer.
"Hello, the things you need to run errands to buy have arrived. Open the door and get them."
This errand was one of the more interesting ones recently, so Su Xiaomu clicked on the video recording. Of course, he didn't intend to let the client appear on camera, so he added a filter or something, completely o98k.
Just when Su Xiaomu was thinking that after the order was completed and he could go home regardless of whether the status was lifted or not, a sound came from Pit No. 3 that almost made Su Xiaomu fly up in fright.
A cute female voice sounded from inside.
"Brother, please pass the paper through the crack in the door."
Su Xiaomu: "..."
Damn it, isn’t it brother die? Why did he become a girl?
Su Xiaomu's Adam's apple rolled with difficulty, and he said uncertainly, "I think I made a mistake."
"Brother, you're right, it's right here. I'm here, please give me the tissue quickly." The female voice was anxious.
Su Xiaomu trembled and handed it over. When he saw a pair of men's hands, his whole body felt bad.
"Brother die, what's the level of pseudo-audio at station B? Oh my god, it almost scared me to death."
Su Xiaomu has also been around for a long time. Who the hell are these people? They have a mine at home and they are playing fake music.
"Little brother, guess what, you guessed that I want you hehehehe." The blue kid inside said with a smile.
Su Xiaomu felt that the hairs on his hands stood on end, and goosebumps fell all over the floor.
This is scarier than a real girl. Sure enough, the fake voice boss is the scariest. Who knows if he will be able to dress up as a woman one day?
For example, there is a voice-changing master named Shen Yan who will definitely become a cross-dressing master in the future.
At this moment, a rich male voice came from inside, "You can't guess, I'll fuck you..."
"Oh my god, boss, if you can't afford to offend me, I'll leave you first as a courtesy."
Su Xiaomu wished he had four legs and could run around, but the order hadn't been completed yet, so he had to bow his head for money.
While he was talking, the pseudo-voice boss inside opened the door and walked out. He was really a blue kid who looked like a little girl. No wonder he was thinking about pseudo-voice.
"Damn it, you're so handsome!"
Crisp opening!
Su Xiaomu scratched his head and said, "If there's no problem, please help me finish the order. I still have orders to run."
The blue kid made a motion of combing his hair, a little irritated, "Little brother, don't you think you are like an angel, jumping all the way to my heart with little stars."
"..."
"Okay, okay, let me finish it for you." He changed to his real voice.
"You're so handsome. I hope to see you again in the future. I'll introduce you to a rich woman. You're so handsome. Running errands is such a waste!"
"Don't leave in a hurry, little brother..." The false voice came.
Su Xiaomu's feet moved faster, and he felt goosebumps all over his body, and cold sweat broke out on his back.
See you later?
Don't!
We will never see each other again in this life, so let’s just quietly be passers-by in each other’s lives!
When the message "Status Unlock Completed" popped up, Su Xiaomu didn't even bother to pay attention.
Suho, Suho, come and save me, this society is so terrible!
…………
…………
When they returned to Huabanli, Su Ho hadn't come back yet. Su Xiaomu was sitting on the sofa in 601, feeling a little confused.
This is the first time Su Xiaomu has met a blue boy who is more slutty than him.
It's not sexy, it's really not sexy at all.
but……
Most people really can't learn this kind of coquettishness.
The fake voice, the rich male voice, and the real voice can be switched freely, and it can also be so "charming", which is really rare.
Su Xiaomu clicked on the video sharing platform, and there were a lot of replies this time.
Because the accompanying text is more eye-catching and saucy, I met a pseudo-acoustic master by chance.
"666666, the pseudo-sound boss from Station B has appeared. I like to see the author being raped."
"This voice sounds familiar. I may have heard it at Station B."
"The boss upstairs, please share."
"This is the first time I've seen that the author also has people who can't be too sexy. It's not easy, but to be honest, the author still has a taste for being sexy."
"Don't say anything, I just obey that hey hey hey..."
"..."
Su Xiaomu replied to several comments with trembling hands.
"Do you believe me when I say my hands are shaking now?"
"Honestly, I'm convinced, and I almost got introduced to a rich woman!"
"Alas, as handsome and good a man as I am, I don't know whose girl he will take advantage of in the future..."
"..."
Broken bowl.
I'm afraid I'm feeling cold. Is there any handsome guy or beautiful girl out there who can give me a recommendation vote to save Xiao Fengjie?
