That familiar face has appeared in their dreams thousands of times in the past few months.
Now, when I suddenly saw it, it seemed unreal.
Perhaps it was because they had been waiting for so long, and Long Xiaoshan's return was so sudden that they had so many words stuck in their throats that they could not speak.
Only two lines of clear tears kept pouring out.
Seeing that they were speechless, Long Xiaoshan felt a little more ashamed. He walked forward and said, "I'm sorry for keeping you waiting for so long."
One sentence.
Finally, the pressure accumulated by all the women over the past few months erupted like a torrent, and they all threw themselves into Long Xiaoshan's arms and burst into tears of grievance.
Long Xiaoling and Long Shiyu touched their heads, somewhat confused.
Although they have grown up, they are still ignorant about the relationship between men and women. Long Dashan and his wife looked at each other and pulled the two little guys into the house, leaving the space outside to Long Xiaoshan and the girls.
At this moment, Long Xiaoshan really wanted to transform into three heads and six arms, so as to comfort every crying woman.
But just thinking about it, that look is still too scary.
I can only hug each one and say a few loving words in their ears.
After a long time, everyone finally had enough to vent their emotions.
After all, they are all mature women, and Long Xiaoshan has been in dangerous situations not once or twice, so he is somewhat used to it.
Everyone gathered around Long Xiaoshan. Now that they have calmed down, everyone can speak.
And there are so many things I want to ask him.
Although many things are known from TV and the Internet, Long Xiaoshan occupied the front page almost every moment during this period, and his battle with Country M touched the hearts of hundreds of millions of people.
But in the end, newspapers and the Internet only see and hear things through the eyes of outsiders, which is far less true than what Long Xiaoshan himself says.
Long Xiaoshan also said everything he knew.
After he was captured by country M, he spent three months in a divine prison, how he broke out of the prison, how he gathered those gods to counterattack, and finally robbed the nuclear arsenal and forced Washington to attack it.
once.
Although Long Xiaoshan said it very casually, he didn't even mention being tortured in the divine prison.
But all women are not fools.
What Long Xiaoshan has endured in the past few months is beyond what these few words can describe.
"They must have tortured you when they imprisoned you, right?" Shangguan Lily reached out and rubbed Long Xiaoshan's chest.
Long Xiaoshan smiled and shook his head.
"Don't lie to us. You released those materials about being imprisoned and tortured in the divine realm. We have all seen it. Although you are not in it, I know you don't want us to worry."
Shangguan Lily's words made the eyes of all the girls turn red again.
The atmosphere also became solemn.
Obviously, all the girls felt sorry for Long Xiaoshan. He had been imprisoned for three months and suffered a lot. The treatment of being tortured in the divine realm was unbearable just to watch, let alone those who had experienced the torture themselves.
Long Xiaoshan smiled: "Why are you crying? Your husband is thick-skinned, so a little torture is nothing."
The more relaxed Long Xiaoshan said it, the more uncomfortable the women felt.
Long Xiaoshan touched his nose. Although he was in the divine realm, he was still a novice when it came to comforting women, especially when a bunch of women were crying in front of him. He was really confused.
"Ahem, what are you doing in groups? Just now I seemed to hear a riot outside." Long Xiaoshan simply sacrificed his life for justice.
As soon as Long Xiaoshan's words left his mouth.
The expressions of a group of women suddenly froze, and then a strange look appeared on their faces.
"Were you playing tricks just now?" Qin Youlian asked.
"What the hell? What the hell?" Long Xiaoshan spread his hands with a blank and innocent look on his face.
The girls looked at each other. They were all very smart people. Considering Yue Ling's weird attitude just now, if they still couldn't guess who the "dirty thing" who molested them just now was, they could just buy a piece of tofu and kill him.
Just now, they were so excited to meet Long Xiaoshan again that they forgot what happened just now.
React now.
The girls suddenly shouted, and one by one they stretched out their hands to twist Long Xiaoshan's ears, hair, and arms.
"Dead hill, smelly hill, they'll make fun of us as soon as we come back."
"Asshole, is it fun to tease us?"
"Go to hell, you boring, childish bastard."
"I'm so angry. How could there be an idiot like you?"
…
A group of women angrily shouted at Long Xiaoshan, including the most docile Bai Susu, Chuntao and other women, because they were really scared to death just now, and the thought of thinking that they were almost molested made them extremely uncomfortable.
.
So after learning the "truth", I became even more angry.
Long Xiaoshan was tortured by a group of women and screamed.
Long Xiaoling and Long Shiyu were lying on the window looking at the yard: "Brother (Xiaoshan), he is so pitiful, should we help him? The sisters are too bad. They bully my brother as soon as they come back."
Before the two of them could walk out, He Xiangyue grabbed their ears and said, dumbfounded: "Why don't you join in the fun? Come back to me."
She pulled the two girls and looked at Long Xiaoshan outside the door, surrounded by girls, with a look of satisfaction and regret: "Why is this brat so ignorant? He only listens to crows and doesn't lay eggs. Is this because he is practicing physical exercises?"
There is something wrong with the refining. I heard that there is an old Chinese medicine doctor in Xishan Village who is very effective. I will ask for a secret recipe tomorrow..."
"I was wrong. Isn't it okay that I was wrong?"
Long Xiaoshan did not dare to resist, so he could only ask for mercy.
"no!"
All the girls spoke in unison, Shangguan Lily said with squinting eyes: "Sisters, take this kid down and let us interrogate him properly."
All the women responded.
He twisted Long Xiaoshan's hands behind his back and escorted him out.
…
This interrogation lasted one night.
When Long Xiaoshan struggled out of the warm fragrance of nephrite, looking at the girls who had been having a wild night, a trace of tenderness appeared on his face. No wonder it was said in ancient times that the spring night was short and the sun was high, and the king did not go to court early from now on.
Even he, an accomplished Taoist practitioner, would sometimes be obsessed with this kind of melancholy game.
However, he did not stop from this kind of joy between men and women.
Seven emotions and six desires.
This is the way of nature.
Otherwise, all those who become immortals will be monks who practice asceticism.
If there is no love and desire, and it is like a cold machine, what is the point of cultivating immortality?
Even in the early stages of practicing the "Secret of Immortality", the harmony of yin and yang helped him practice, although as his cultivation level advanced, this effect diminished.
But he still felt that his realm seemed to be more stable.
And his women seem to have received more benefits. They smile with satisfaction in their sleep, and occasionally turn over lazily, like lotus flowers receiving dew for the first time after the rain, so beautiful that it makes people's hearts tremble.
Compared with the illusory Avenue of Immortality.
Protecting the smiles on their faces is a more meaningful life.
