"What's the point of not having a father?" Chu Cheng looked at this big, stupid guy and couldn't help being speechless, "Don't you have a father yourself?"
According to human language habits, this should be regarded as a greeting from family members and ancestors. Once it is exported, it will be a verbal exchange on the keyboard, or a Mortal Kombat PK in the street. In short, most of the expressions are hostility and not very polite.
Unexpectedly, not only was this guy not angry, he actually said happily: "Yes, yes, I didn't have it before. But starting from today, I have it again."
Chu Cheng: "..."
This is not the end yet. I saw this silly big guy shaking his head and continued: "Actually, it happened before. I naturally had a father when I was born.
But then I became stronger and stronger, and one day he couldn't beat me anymore. Do you think I can let someone weaker than me pretend to be my father? Of course not, right?
So from then on we switched, and I became the father and he became the son."
Chu Cheng: "............"
Ah...I suddenly don't know what to say.
It stands to reason that I am a foreigner. This is how people have been since ancient times and outsiders have no right to interfere. But saying this still feels weird...
No, it's not important.
Chu Cheng realized that he had missed the point, and brought the topic back in time, saying: "What did you do there just now? How did you find this place?"
"I don't make it."
Heihanhan scratched his head: "Someone in the clan said that there is going to be a Lao Shizi conference in the void of the star realm. It must be very lively. My dad...ah, no, my son told me that if I can get in first, then...
Temple, our whole family is about to take off.
I am born with supernatural powers, and rarely suffer losses when fighting with others. In addition, I am a famous smart star in our clan, known as both wise and brave. If I take action, I have a good chance of winning this reward, so I came...
.”
Chu Cheng fell silent.
Both wisdom and courage...?
It's just brave. After all, after just fighting, I found that this guy's brute force is indeed formidable. Even the brand new armor far exceeds the power of the Mark series. If he hadn't transformed into the Hulkbuster, he wouldn't be able to fight head-on with him.
But if this is the best use of their brains, then the strength talent of this race must be fully maxed out. Otherwise, Chu Cheng can't imagine how such a whole clan of reckless people managed to survive today.
"Oh, yes, I'm certainly far behind you." Giant Levi shook his head, "Although I am very resourceful and powerful, my intellectual ability is still much worse than yours. In the past, my son said that there is a way out there.
I still didn’t believe this nonsense, but now I believe it, so from now on you are the father and I am the son.”
As he spoke, he showed a smile that was somewhere between innocent and silly.
"With you here, dad, my son will naturally stop thinking about the Laoshizi Temple. But dad, if there is any place where my son is of use, just give me your instructions!"
When I return home, I will tell the clan members that although I did not make it to the temple this time, I have recognized a new eldest father, and everyone must be very happy. Hahaha..."
Chu Cheng: "............"
At first, he wondered for a while whether this guy might be a fool, pretending to be crazy and fooling himself into showing mercy, but then he remembered, does our armor have a lie detector?
As long as this person's every word he calls is half false, the new and unique armor's sensitive lie detection black technology will inevitably respond.
However, when every sentence he said was tested to determine whether it was true or not, the responses given by the armor were always, "yes", "yes", "yes"...
Tiehanhan, identification completed.
"You still haven't said how you found this place..." Chu Cheng was already a little weak, "I'm not talking about this planet, I'm talking about this camp."
"ah."
Giant Levi was stunned for a moment, and his eyes began to wander: "Um...oh, that's it. After I came to this planet, uh...suddenly a flash of inspiration occurred, and I keenly noticed the clues.
I combined the clues with careful reasoning, followed the clues astutely, and used all my ingenuity and insight to finally find the location of the villain..."
For the first time, the lie detector started popping up "no", "no" and "no" prompts.
However, you don’t even need an instrument, you can actually tell it from this guy’s erratic eyes and tone of voice. It can be seen that this black guy’s IQ is really not good at lying, and he just can’t say “lie” in the face.
This is the Levi giant's first lie so far, and it is exactly about how he found this camp. It may mean that there is someone else behind him, or it may have some connection with the army commander.
Anyway, there's something fishy about it.
"Looks like someone wants to fire the recoil cannon again."
Iron Man opened his five fingers, and the palm that was almost touching the opponent's forehead began to accumulate energy. And this was not a bluff. Chu Cheng knew that this black guy's head was tough enough and he wouldn't die even if he took one hit. If the opponent lingered and didn't intend to explain,
He doesn't mind giving him a few shots to appetize him first.
"Ah no, dad, don't be angry, I said!" Hei Hanhan had just realized the power of the recoil cannon, and said with a sad face: "Actually... I just forgot where I was after landing.
Every road in this damn place looked the same. I turned around three times and lost my direction. When I came back to my senses, I somehow saw a camp here.
When I took a closer look, I discovered that they happened to be these offal named Cantor. I thought of my dad... ah, no, my son said that there was a wanted criminal among the Cantor offal, saying that he...
..Anyway, he seems to have committed something. If he can be caught, it will be of great benefit. Anyway, please pay attention when you call me out. Unexpectedly, I happened to meet him..."
Chu Cheng pondered for two seconds and asked: "So, it means that you are lost... and you just happened to get lost here?"
Hei Hanhan nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.,
"So what did you just lie to me about?"
"Because...because I'm afraid that if I say I'm lost, my father will think that I'm not smart." He shook his big head, "Well, it's actually because I'm in a bad state today, and it's difficult to walk on this broken road.
.....”
Chu Cheng fell silent.
This is what I said...
It's like I would have believed your pig brain if you hadn't gotten lost.
Then enter the built-in first-person perspective of the Iron Man helmet, the lie detection interface. I saw the lock box locked on the black guy, with lines of "yesyesyes" constantly brushed next to it.
Suddenly and inexplicably, I felt like a lie detector was mocking this guy's IQ.
He asked some more questions about the conference in this temple, the emergence of rumors, etc., but found nothing. But Chu Cheng was not surprised. He didn't expect this fool to know anything. The reason why he asked was just a routine matter.
, just like when arpg players go to a new picture, they always have to talk to every NPC at least once. It is purely a player's self-cultivation.
When this black fool recognized his father so willingly and shouted for loyalty, Chu Cheng once had the idea of giving him a cane.
After all, Hei Hanhan can indeed fight, if nothing else. Although he doesn't have any fancy abilities, he is pretty good as a pure warrior. It wouldn't be bad to have a strong fighter for his uncertain future.
But then I thought that it was really a flaw that I had no brains. Considering the nature of the next operation, it might be inconvenient to take such a big man with me, so I gave up for the time being.
Feeling that there was nothing more he wanted from this guy, Chu Cheng didn't want to waste any more time. But as soon as Iron Man took off, the black man became anxious and wanted to follow him, but despite his amazing brute force, he couldn't.
Fei was so anxious that he screamed and begged his new father to take him with him.
"Wait for my signal." Iron Man said while taking off, "I will call you if necessary."
Hei Hanhan was anxious and looked around. His eyes quickly fell on the corpse of the regiment commander who was thrown aside. With a thought in his mind, he shouted: "Bounty! Your bounty!"
"Oh, that doesn't matter."
Iron Man rose into the air and said casually.
"Give it to you."
Anyway, Chu Cheng's goal was just to kill the regiment commander, and he was not interested in any wanted bounties. He also wanted to go to the temple to see, so naturally it was not convenient for him to ask Iron Man to carry him around.
"Ah? Send it to me?"
Hei Hanhan watched Iron Man disappear into the sky, looked at the black spots on the horizon, then looked at the corpse at his feet, and opened his mouth.