Chapter 161 I'm an idiot when you treat me like your mother!
Chapter 161 I’m stupid for treating you as your mother!
"Why can't we live together? You and Xiao Zhang will sleep in the same room." Li's mother said.
"How can that be done?" Li Fan objected immediately.
What a joke, sleeping in the same room with him...
Li Fan secretly thought to himself, what's wrong with mom? She sent me to a man's bed... I'm afraid no one wants me...
"Why not? It's not just that kind of thing when men and women are together. Just tell me, Xiao Zhang has been locked up in there for many days. He must have some grievances and a lot of things he wants to say to others. These things cannot be said
Tell his grandma, that will make the old lady worried and sad... So, he can only tell you... Why don't you know how to be considerate at all..." Li's mother said.
I……
Li Fan was even more confused, where is this going?
"We... can... chat in the car..." Li Fan said helplessly.
"It's not a big deal to chat in the car...Moreover, your mother, my waist...I don't know if it will hurt again at night...If I leave Xiao Zhang here tonight, will there be someone to take care of me...before?"
I said that your grandma must be given acupuncture at least once a week... It's been a week... When I get up tomorrow morning, I have to give your grandma acupuncture no matter what..." Li's mother was right anyway. After saying this, she dragged her
He followed his daughter into the bedroom.
Li Fan's head is as big as a bucket, and he can't talk to his mother at all.
It's both care and acupuncture...
It seems that if Zhang Han doesn't stay tonight, he will definitely not be able to survive.
After sending Li Fan into the house, Li's mother came out to look at Zhang Han and said kindly: "Xiao Zhang... Auntie's waist, I don't know if it will hurt again at night... Fanfan and her grandma will need acupuncture tomorrow morning...
...You see, otherwise we will deal with one night here..."
This is a big step up.
Although people have already taken the initiative to give you their daughter, it cannot be treated as if it were given away for free. The reason must be sufficient.
Zhang Han was in a dilemma. If Li Fan couldn't walk this far away, how could he go? In addition, Li's mother's words were true and hard to refuse.
For the current plan, I can only reluctantly agree and discuss with Li Fan later what to do.
Zhang Han said bravely: "Auntie, I happen to have a lot to say, and I want to talk to Li Fan... let's talk here..."
"This is... you go in and talk about your..." Li's mother walked to Zhang Han and almost dragged Zhang Han in with her hands.
Zhang Han entered the bedroom, and the color inside was basically blue. It was different from the warmth of Tang Xuan's bedroom, and different from the hazyness of Luo Siya's bedroom.
There is a wardrobe and bed in the room, as well as a TV and a small desk.
Zhang Han came to Li Fan's side, frowned at her, and said nothing.
Li Fan immediately understood, walked to the door, closed the door, and locked it. When she came back, Zhang Han whispered: "What should I do?"
"How did I know...my mother..." At this point, Li Fan was speechless.
My mother clearly wanted to give herself to Zhang Han for free.
Zhang Han complained even more. Luo Siya was still waiting at home. What was wrong with him not going home all night? At this moment, he was afraid that Luo Siya would call him.
"Auntie, this... we agreed before... it's just for one day..." Zhang Han frowned again.
"I don't want to either... This is not... Forget it, forget it... I guess there is no other way tonight, let's just sleep for a night..." Li Fan was really too lazy to think too much, so he took off his shoes,
Lying directly on the bed.
She was wearing black standard trousers, a blue shirt, and just wore a security hat.
Seeing her like this, Zhang Han had no choice but to put on his slippers and go to bed.
The bed in Li Fan's house is the same size as that in Tang Xuan's house, also 1.5 by 2 meters. She probably sleeps alone usually.
Anyway, because the trunk of the car was so big, the two of them walked back to back without saying a word.
However, Zhang Han could definitely hear that there was someone standing outside the door and he didn't leave.
Zhang Han secretly thought, this is too exaggerated.
But then I thought about it, my daughter is a lesbian, no parent would be worried.
Zhang Han whispered: "Your mother seems to have been standing at the door and hasn't left."
Li Fan whispered: "I also discovered it...it's really fatal..."
Then, her heart suddenly moved, she turned to Zhang Han, and whispered: "I have a solution..."
"What can I do?" Zhang Han lay down flat on his back.
"Wait a minute, I'll tell you that you touched me, and then I beat you... Then we can leave..." Li Fan suggested.
"Is this possible?" Zhang Han frowned again.
You are trying to treat me like a gangster!
"You don't want to rely on my family, do you?" Li Fan asked.
"How is that possible?" Zhang Han said bluntly.
"Then just listen to me..." Li Fan whispered.
"Okay..." Zhang Han said.
The two people had been talking in a very low voice before. At this time, Li Fan's voice suddenly rose and he said, "Where are you putting your hands?"
Zhang Han didn't say a word, just waiting for Li Fan to take action.
Although he was lying flat on his back, he kept looking at Li Fan from the corner of his eye. Li Fan blinked at him and whispered: "Say a few words...that kind of thing..."
"What are you talking about?" Zhang Han asked.
"It's just hooligan talk...the more frivolous the better..." Li Fan said.
Damn it...
Zhang Han was convinced on the spot.
The first time I came to your house, I brought a watermelon and picked it up.
This time it’s better, just let me play the gangster...
The pressure at your house is obviously greater than at Luo Siya's house! The requirements for acting skills are too high!
"Okay..." Zhang Han agreed in a low voice.
Li Fan then shouted: "Where are you touching again?"
"I didn't touch anything...why did you react so much..." Zhang Han said pretending to be frivolous.
"This is called not touching anything, and you still want to touch it! We have only known each other for a few days, and you are so unruly!" Li Fan said angrily.
"Isn't it normal to be with a partner, to be close to each other, to hug each other, and to hug each other?" Zhang Han said.
"That's another woman! Stop doing this with me! Are you used to touching other women outside, and you treat me as a casual person? If you can't sleep well, get out!
Li Fan said angrily.
"Get out! What's the big deal... But you have to send me away..." Zhang Han said.
"I'm sending you away! We'll never see each other again! You scumbag!" After Li Fan said this, he got out of bed, walked to the door, and opened the door.
Sure enough, I saw my mother standing at the door and grandma standing at the door of the bedroom opposite.
"Mom! This kid is not serious, I want..."
Li Fan wanted to say, "I want to send him off," but before she could finish her words, her mother interrupted her.
"Stop!" Li's mother shouted.
"What's wrong?" Li Fan asked.
"What do you think?" Li's mother asked.
"What did I say...Zhang Han...he is not serious...touching his hands..." Li Fan said with a guilty conscience.
"If you don't want to live at your grandma's house, tell the truth, what kind of drama are you doing? When you first entered the house, there was no movement at all, and you were biting your ears! Then you suddenly made such a noise, you thought I was a three-year-old child.
!" Mother Li said with wide eyes.
Seeing that the trick was exposed, Li Fan was speechless for a moment. He is really a cunning old man.
"Mom, what do you mean by this? If you don't believe me, ask Zhang Han, this guy is so careless... He touched me..." Li Fan also stepped forward.
"You think I'm stupid for being your mother!" Li's mother curled her lips and said, "Your dad was such a stupid person back then. Before he got involved with me, he still knew how to say sweet words to make me happy! How can two people be in bed without saying a word?
