Chapter 135 Im going to sing wildly and ride the waves
"Stop!"
"Where to run!"
"Cao Mu Ma, I'll stew you even if I catch you!"
Lao Liu rode the bull and ran ahead, while several red scarf soldiers panted behind them, cursing as they chased.
This time they were really angry and prepared to teach him a lesson and vent their anger.
"Ah, help, help!" Zhu Zhen cried loudly, and Cao Niu rushed into the reeds.
When he reached the place where the bundle was hidden, he grabbed the horns of the cow, got off the cow, picked up the bundle with his toes, and then with a push of his arms, got back on the cow's back!
Before practicing this set of moves, he would have never thought of doing it.
Now I have lost weight...well, now I have gained a little weight.
Second, I'm taller and my legs are longer...well, they're still so short.
But he has been learning boxing and kicking from his brothers and practicing in the Hong family class, which has made him a lot more flexible. Even though he is still a little fat boy, he is still a flexible little fat boy.
Only then could he use his feet to scoop out the water and pick up the baggage. He raised his leg again and hung it on the horns of the ox...
"Help, help..." Then he cried loudly and drove the cow into the water.
The Great Sage Pingtian was so happy to see that he could take a bath so early that he kicked up his legs and started swimming.
The red scarf soldiers who chased them to the water were dumbfounded. From their perspective, the little fat man was completely chased by them and had no choice but to rush into the water with his cow to escape!
"Come back quickly... We are just joking with you!" Lest he was really in danger, the Red Scarf Army put on their friendly faces and coaxed the little fat man to say: "Come back, we won't eat your cow.
We’ll give you sweets!!”
"That's right...we can't bear it without you." This is what they are thinking. If the little fat man really has three strengths and two weaknesses, and his three King Kong brothers are back, how can they survive?
"I won't listen, I don't believe it, I'm going to find my brother..." But the little fat man ignored him and drove the cow further and further away.
Then, under the horrified gaze of the people on the shore, the man and the cow gradually sank, and finally disappeared completely on the water filled with morning mist.
"Holy shit, he's really drowning, right?" After a while, someone recovered from the shock and shouted: "Hurry up and save people! That little fat guy is drowned, and we can't even hope to survive!"
At that moment, several red scarf soldiers completely recalled the fear of being dominated by the square-faced giant king kong. They were all scared to death. Those who knew how to swim quickly jumped in to fish for others. However, the lake water was very turbid, and they could not find that person.
Where is the bull's head?
"Hurry up and get a boat..." Seeing that it was impossible to get into the water with just three or two people, someone shouted again.
"Fart! Are you too slow to die?" The little leader who finally caught up covered his ribs and cursed: "How strict is the ship management now? What's the difference between going to get a ship and surrendering!"
"We can say that we were passing by and saw him falling into the water." You Da Mingming said, "We want to save him!"
"Then someone must believe it!" The little boss was so angry that he raised his hand to hit someone, but felt pain again. He quickly covered his ribs and said, "Which one of us looks like a good person?"
"..." All the subordinates were convinced that no one really looked like a good person. "Then what should we do?"
"Someone must have seen us chasing that kid." Someone worried.
"What else can we do? Thirty-six strategies, walking is the best strategy." The little boss said depressedly: "If we don't escape quickly before the three brothers come back, we must die."
"But the ship is so strict, how can we escape?" the men asked.
"Idiot, let's build our own bamboo raft..." the little boss said weakly.
"Awesome, you have to be the eldest brother!" All the subordinates praised him one after another and did as he was told.
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The words are divided into two parts. Let’s just talk about Zhu Zhen. Although his plan was very good and his escape went smoothly at first, something went wrong later...
It's just that the diving wheel was not planned in advance.
According to his original plan, the big buffalo would swim directly into the distance and disappear into the mist.
Zhu Zhen forgot that buffaloes love diving. When the great sage is having fun, he likes to dive into the water. Moreover, the buffalo's large lungs can inhale so much air that they can easily sneak underwater for a long time.
He couldn't say how long exactly, but it was longer than the time he had to hold his breath...
In the end, Zhu Zhen almost choked to death. Thanks to his quick reaction, he pulled the horns upwards hard, and finally pulled up the bull's head at the last moment.
As soon as Zhu Zhen came out of the water, he coughed hard. Although he kept holding his breath, he still choked several times on his mouth.
After he took a breath and regained his composure, he discovered an even more tragic scene - the pair of horns on the Great Sage Pingtian were completely empty.
"Where is my big baggage?" Zhu Zhen hurriedly gestured and asked, shaking his horns and asking loudly: "Where is the baggage I hung here?"
The big buffalo pretended not to understand and continued to swim forward silently.
"Yao Shou, that's my dry food! We have only one or two hundred miles to go, so you asked me to beg for food and go back to Linhuai!"
The Great Sage Pingtian shook his little tail, as if to say, it is not shameful for a son to inherit his father's legacy.
"My father first begged, then rebelled, and finally became emperor. There is no shame in others' career advancement! I first became prince, then rebelled, and lastly begged. I am so embarrassed!"
Zhu Zhen was depressed and gibbering for a while before he regained his senses.
De Ye, the guiding light for survival in the wilderness, taught him that if there is no food, you must save energy, and meaningless shouting will also waste energy.
He first looked at the rising sun, then adjusted the direction of his amphibious new energy convertible pickup truck, so that the big buffalo would move in the direction facing away from the sun.
Then I sat on the stable leather seat and thought about countermeasures.
It's definitely not possible to go back to the sandbank. Even if you don't get beaten to death by those people, this method can only be used once. If you try the same trick again, you won't even be able to deceive the second brother.
And he was barely a good person, and he couldn't do it while watching hundreds of thousands of people in Linhuai County die in floods.
Not to mention his dear elder brother and that resentful father...
So he will go all the way west and never look back!
Then we have to consider how we got to Linhuai, two hundred miles away, without any money or a grain of food.
Another former mentor, Mr. Bei Ye, once said that there are four elements for survival in the wild: water, fire, food and shelter.
Water, this is a lake, what you have to worry about is not drowning.
There is no need for fire, Hongze Lake does not need heating in late July.
Shelters are not needed either, for the same reason.
So the most important thing is food. Fortunately for Lao Niu, there are all kinds of grasses that he likes to eat on the small sandbars everywhere in shallow lakes. Just don't be greedy and cause diarrhea. Otherwise, how can you drink water while swimming and pooping?
As for myself, eating wild vegetables raw? Now that the season for eating wild vegetables has passed, the great sage Pingtian, who only has four stomachs, can eat them.
Even if it's better to eat something than nothing, it's not worth it if you don't have Fifth Brother with you and you might get poisoned.
It seemed that before going ashore, he could only rely on his own fat to hold on. Although scientifically speaking, he would not starve to death for seven days without eating, but he estimated that he would faint from hunger in three days at most.
Therefore, while starving for nine meals in three days, he would try to get ashore within three days, find someone's home, and then follow in his father's footsteps - start begging...
Well, after going around and around, I finally had to beg for food all the way back to Linhuai.
This is the next plan of His Royal Highness the King of Chu.
"Hey, is this the fate of a king?" Zhu Zhenjue sighed and drove his cattle to the nearest sandbank to the west...
