Chapter 146: The enemy is defeated before the battle begins
Let’s not mention Lao Liu, who was already nervous, but he was back at 2, 3, 4 and 5 in the enemy camp.
The situation over there is very embarrassing. They actually got food poisoning collectively...
Not just them, but also King Ming and many of his soldiers.
Because before departure, it was Hong E's first seventh day, so King Ming and his fellow soldiers went to the mourning hall to pay their respects according to custom, and the Hong brothers also treated guests to a banquet according to custom.
The so-called "seven dishes for mourning" is not only a sign of respect for the guests, but also a memory of the deceased. Hong Yan still endured his grief and cooked seven dishes. In order to make up for the seven feasts, he used all the remaining ham
Already...
Lao Wu’s cooking skills are of course second to none, and the ingredients used are solid. The guests enjoyed eating from the large pots and bowls. I can’t help but look forward to the next time we have dinner...
That is to say, Thunder Tiger has no face to show up, otherwise he would also want to eat...
However, not long after setting off, the people on King Ming's Wupengsha boat began to suffer from diarrhea in turns.
King Ming also suffered from cramps in his abdomen. When he came out to relieve himself, he found that a row of soldiers were already squatting at the stern of the boat...
Without thinking too much, he squatted down in the air, his face looking ferocious for a while, then he breathed a sigh of relief and asked Hong Ji who was squatting aside:
"What's going on?"
"Maybe the ham is stale..." The fourth child looked pained on his face and made a popping sound on his lower body. Apparently he was also a Tianya Diarrhea sufferer.
"Hiss, that's weird. Hong Yan was fine after eating so many meals. Why is his stomach so bad at this point?" Prince Ming took a breath and almost died of being smoked.
"Who, who knows? This is the first time we have been like this..." Zhu Di said with a trembling voice: "Hong Yan is already thinking of a way, but he himself is also very nervous..."
"If this is on the shore, one Xianglian Pill will solve the problem." After King Ming solved the problem, he rinsed the toilet in the water, stood up with Zhu Di's shoulders and said, "His legs are numb from squatting."
At this time, he missed his horse very much.
After King Ming entered, Zhu Di also stood up. Zhu cast a questioning look at him, and Zhu Di shook his head slightly, signaling him to be calm.
You guessed it right, this collective diarrhea incident was another method used by Lao Wu, the number one weight loss expert in the Ming Dynasty. He was already familiar with doing this kind of thing, so there is no need to go into details.
But my brothers’ lives are precious. They don’t want to be heroes, they just want to make it easier to escape...
But this little trick alone is useless. You have to wait until they take action and the situation becomes chaotic before you have a chance to escape.
Otherwise, although the Mingjiao are said to be a grass-roots team, they still have a formation. There are dozens of boats in front, left, and right guarding the black-topped sand ships. If this formation is not chaotic, they cannot escape.
But he waited and waited, but before he got the signal to start, he only waited for a small boat with a message.
The messenger jumped from the boat onto the awning boat and almost fainted from the smoke. He quickly covered his nose and went to report to King Ming.
King Ming was sitting on the fifth trumpet at the stern of the boat. A hero couldn't stand Sanpaola, and he was almost losing two heroes. His face was pale and he had no confidence to speak. "What's the matter?"
"King Ming, something big happened." The messenger looked around and saw the Hong brothers in the distance, so he whispered in King Ming's ear.
"Ah?" King Ming whispered, and couldn't help but glance at the Hong brothers. But he quickly looked away due to compulsion, then lifted up his pants as if nothing had happened, and slowly walked back to the cabin, calling the captain of the soldiers in by the way.
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After a while, the captain of the soldiers came out and said to Zhu Xi casually: "Hong Hao, King Ming asked you to come in."
"Oh." The second child nodded and walked into the cabin without doubting his presence.
But the third child grabbed him and said, "I'll go with you."
The captain of the soldiers frowned when he heard this, stretched out his hand to stop Zhu and said, "King Ming only calls you brother."
"My brother is not smart enough, I have to accompany him." Lao San raised his head and said arrogantly, "You try to stop him."
As he spoke, he touched his waist with his right hand, and the captain of the private soldiers, who had always been nervous, immediately reached out and drew his sword.
Only then did he realize that the other party just shook him a little.
"Haha, it seems that you really have no good intentions!" Zhu Di looked at it and immediately drew his sword and stepped forward.
"Take them down! Take them down quickly!" Seeing that the truth was revealed, the captain of the soldiers raised his sword to cut and ordered loudly. "The Hong brothers are spies! Catch them!"
Soldiers everywhere quickly pulled up their trousers, drew their weapons, and swarmed forward.
"Why are you still standing there, let's start the fight!" Zhu Di blocked the sword of the captain of the soldiers for his second brother, and shouted loudly to remind his second brother who was having trouble with his brain.
"No..." Zhu Zhen woke up from his dream, shouted loudly, and kicked the captain into the cabin.
"You didn't tell me earlier!" After finishing his sentence, he turned into a cannonball and rushed in.
Zhu Ze brandished his sword and fought with the soldiers outside the cabin.
The always tough Zhu Di did not rush forward this time. He pushed Lao Wu to the hatch and stood on the other side of the hatch. While protecting him, he knocked down all the soldiers who escaped from the cabin...
Even though the fourth child didn't use his full strength, the gap between the two sides' combat power was also obvious. On the one hand, the second and third children were born with supernatural powers and had excellent martial arts skills. On the other hand, the soldiers were all suffering from stomach upsets. Many of them collapsed and collapsed.
How can soft-footed shrimps have any fighting power?
What? Why are the three of you okay? How novel. Who would drug someone and not even let themselves go?
However, in order to make King Ming believe that they had also been tricked, Lao Wu prescribed some ventilating medicine for them... the same kind that Lao San had taken before.
Coupled with their increasingly proficient acting skills, no one noticed that they were just pretending to be fake, just thundering but not raining...
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Soon, the third brother outside settled the fight, and Zhu Di smashed the cabin door with a knife to see what was going on inside.
I saw the soldiers in the cabin lying on the floor in a mess, breathing in but not out. Zhu Xi pushed Prince Ming to the ground, sat on his waist, and raised his fist as big as a vinegar bowl to greet him.
Seeing that King Ming's head was about to open a dye shop, Zhu Di quickly stopped him and said: "Don't fight, we have to rely on him as a hostage!"
"Oh." Zhu Xi stood up without finishing his thoughts, grabbed Prince Ming's neck and picked him up.
Zhu Di and the other two hurriedly entered the cabin because it was already very dangerous outside.
However, it was the Ming Cultists on the other ships who heard the commotion and surrounded the Ming Throne Ship. The Red Scarf Army on the recent ships were already ready to join the gang.
At this time, outside the cabin, it is easy to be attacked by crossbows and fire cannons.
"Don't mess around, King Ming is in our hands! If he dies, you will be beaten to pieces!" Zhu quickly shouted to the Ming Jiaojun.
"Don't mess around. I'll chop you into pieces with a single hair of King Ming!" The Ming Jiao army surrounding them also shouted loudly.
Therefore, the people on the Wupengsha boat inside had King Ming as hostages, and the Mingjiao army on the outside did not dare to attack. But the people inside also had no chance of escaping, and the two sides formed a confrontation.
"Come on, big brother, please stop messing around." Now even the second brother understood.
ps. Third update, additional update after 22,000 orders.