Zhu Yuanzhang was speechless when he saw the second and fourth children jumping for joy. How could an emperor like himself, who was so sensitive and eager to learn, give birth to these two illiterate giant monkeys?
"Okay, okay, don't be silly first." Boss Zhu rolled his eyes at the two of them and said, "When you get to the military camp, you don't want to cause trouble, otherwise the military law will be ruthless and Father Xie won't be able to save you."
"Father, don't worry, we were born in the military camp and grew up in the military camp. We grew up according to military laws." Zhu Di hurriedly patted his chest and said:
"For example, the reason why my second brother beats a kid and doesn't stutter is because he doesn't violate Article 8 of the Military Regulations, 'Speaking loudly and sharp-tongued, acting recklessly, inciting sergeants to discord, this is called slandering the military, and those who do otherwise will be killed.' That's why he forced himself to
Stuttering."
"What about you? Do you also have to cut off a section of your tongue?" Boss Zhu cursed angrily and said with his trump card: "I might as well tell you two today that the queen and I have found two marriages for you two."
"Oh." Zhu Xi's eyes suddenly lit up. He had long wanted to trade in the old one for the new one, but his father didn't agree, so he couldn't do anything.
"Father, whose daughter is she? Is she worthy of your son?" Zhu Di was also excited. After all, he was sixteen and at the age where he wanted a wife.
"The concubine we are looking for for the second child is the eldest daughter of Duke Wei, and the princess we are looking for for the fourth child is the eldest daughter of Duke Wei." After Zhu Yuanzhang finished speaking, he saw that instead of jumping up with excitement, the two of them had dull faces.
"Father, I can't tell the difference between Duke Wei and Duke Wei." Zhu Di asked cautiously: "Is my son's future father-in-law's surname Xu, or my second brother's future father-in-law's surname Deng?"
"Uh..." Zhu Yuanzhang then remembered that the titles he gave to the two princes sounded exactly the same.
A total of only six Dukes have been named, and there are two titles with accents. Oh yes, there are also two Dukes of Cao. Boss Zhu’s naming skills are evident.
"Second child, what my father told you is Uncle Deng's daughter; fourth child, what my father told you is Uncle Xu's daughter." The prince explained from the side.
"Oh." Zhu Xi nodded vigorously with satisfaction. As long as he was a Han, he would be happy.
"Really?" Zhu Di's face flushed with excitement, not expecting that this grand prize would fall on him.
General Xu is the military god of the Ming Dynasty, his idol that he crazily worships! Being able to marry his... daughter is simply a blessing!
"Isn't that still false? Isn't my son more than enough for Xu Tiande's daughter?" Zhu Yuanzhang curled his lips sourly.
"That's great, thank you, father! I'm very satisfied. When can we get married? Can we do it tomorrow?" Zhu Di was so happy that he was incoherent and immediately became confused.
"Fart, you haven't even had three matchmakers and six betrothals yet? How anxious are you?" Zhu Yuanzhang said while scolding that Xu Tiande was very charming. It seems that the fourth child will be a rake again in the future.
Hey, why do you say again?
"Bah, it's such an embarrassment to the old Zhu family!"
"Hey, you've embarrassed your father." No matter how much he scolded him, Zhu Di just kept looking silly.
"Hi, hi, yes, it's my father who is embarrassing..." Zhu Xi was also infected by him and started to have fun.
The third child shook his head when he saw it. Look at this little potential. It's just a woman. One can grab a lot, two can grab two...
But when he changed his mind, he suddenly thought that his father-in-law was a marquis, so why was the fourth son’s father-in-law a duke? Wasn’t this comparing him to himself?
"Father, please marry me another daughter of the prince..." The third brother, who has always wanted to be strong, immediately requested.
"What? Say it again?" Zhu Yuanzhang said as he picked up the brass lamp stand.
This time, even the eldest brother didn't stop him. Princess Jin just gave birth to a son for the third eldest son...
What a beast!
"I'm just kidding..." Zhu swallowed and quickly shrank.
"Mother's balls, I'm tired of living!" Zhu Yuanzhang scolded, and then glared at the second and fourth children who were still overjoyed.
"Don't be too happy, you two. I'm not afraid of embarrassment. Even Duke Wei and Duke Wei are very dissatisfied with your kind."
"It doesn't matter, I can change it until the general is satisfied!" Zhu Di expressed his position hurriedly.
"Me, me too."
"Bitch." Zhu Yuanzhang spat and said harshly: "In short, in this winter performance, you both have to show your face to us, so that those two idiots have nothing to say, so that the marriage can happen! If you show your butts to us,
Then wish yourselves good luck!"
"Hey, hey." The second child nodded repeatedly.
"Okay." The fourth child nodded repeatedly.
Zhu Yuanzhang knew that it was useless to say anything to these two idiots who were blinded by happiness, so he turned to the third child and said:
"You also want to be a soldier."
"Father, don't worry, I will definitely win the championship and show my father's face!" The third child immediately expressed his stance confidently.
"You won't participate in this year's drill." Zhu Yuanzhang shook his head and said, "We have other errands for you."
"Ah..." Zhu's disappointment was palpable. With such a good opportunity to show his face, how could he not be a part of it?
"It's a more important errand." The eldest brother understood him and added with a slight cough.
"Please give me your instructions, father!" Zhu immediately became energetic again.
"We plan to..." Zhu Yuanzhang looked at Lao Wu and Lao Liu, who had been quiet all this time, hesitated for a moment, and did not avoid the two of them.
"Reorganization and review."
"Ah..." One, two, three, four and five all showed surprised expressions.
"What, screaming?" Lao Liu looked confused.
"It's for inspection and proofreading." Zhu Biao whispered. He actually felt that the sixth child was too young to know this, but since his father asked him to observe, it was better for him to explain it himself.
"The duty of the inspector is to secretly monitor the movements of civil and military officials. If there are any signs of rebellion or committing crimes, they should be reported immediately so that the emperor can deal with them in a timely manner."
"Oh, I understand, Jin Yiwei." Zhu Zhen said suddenly.
"Jinyiwei, which army is this?" The prince was stunned.
"Tsk..." Zhu Yuanzhang's eyes lit up and he thought that this name is really good. But now is not the time to use it...
"We abolished the school inspection ourselves. It was not a last resort, and we don't want to reset it." Boss Zhu explained to his son:
"But you have also seen it in my hometown. Those civil servants, military generals, distinguished officials, and even our fellow villagers all conspired together to defraud our family."
The sons nodded in agreement. If I hadn't gone out this time, I would have never known how my father, so wise and powerful, could be deceived like this.
Zhu Yuanzhang sighed and said: "This time we relied on you to see through the illusion they made up together. But what about next time? Where else? We can't just rely on our son, but on luck every time!"
"So after much thought, we still have to cultivate our ears and eyes, spread our eyes widely, and keep an eye on all aspects for us. If there is any trouble, report it immediately, so that we will not be like a deaf and blind man and let them play with us!" Zhu Yuanzhang taught his son in a deep voice.
road:
"We have learned a lesson from this incident. You all remember that you must be able to discern the opinions of ministers. People's hearts are so different from each other, you don't know what their intentions are. Especially those civil servants, all of whom are eloquent and talkative.
It makes you think that he is doing it all for your own good and the good of the country. In fact, it is all for himself!
"But as long as you tighten your minds, you won't let them deceive you - if they want to weaken your minions and weaken the power that obeys your orders, then they have bad intentions! Sooner or later, you will lose your power.
, turned into a decoration!" Zhu Yuanzhang's voice was so deafening that his sons still remembered it many years later.
"So don't be fooled! Anyone who dares to speak like this will be killed!"
ps. The second update is a bit slow, I'll speed it up.
