After the banquet ended, Zhu Yuanzhang left his second son behind and asked him: "You should also know about the affairs of Duke Wei's mansion?"
"I know, I know." Zhu Xi nodded.
"Fortunately, there are no three matchmakers and six hires, so you don't have to worry about the affairs there." Zhu Yuanzhang thought for a moment and said, "As for a wife, in the past few days, dad will look for you again."
"No, no need." Zhu Xi blushed and said, "I, I have changed my mind now. I will live well with the princess and set an example for the world."
"Oh, really?" Zhu Yuanzhang was very happy. Although he didn't know what it meant to set an example for the world, he was very relieved that King Qin could change his mind.
"We fell in love with this daughter-in-law at first sight, not just because she is Wang Baobao's sister. It's a pity that you are blind to gold and jade, so you haven't looked at her for so many years. But it's better to be late for a good meal, now that I think about it
It’s not too late…”
"Yeah, I'm back, I've come back to my senses." Zhu Xi nodded vigorously. He couldn't wait to go back and taste his bowl of rice.
"Haha, when you think about it, just live a good life." In order to avoid long nights and dreams, Zhu Yuanzhang gave the second son an extra three days of leave, asking him to go back and strike while the iron was hot and cook the raw rice into cooked rice.
"Thank you, thank you, father." Zhu Zhen thanked him happily and left in a hurry.
Looking at the back of the second monkey hurriedly leaving, Zhu Yuanzhang suddenly worried: "Boss, do you think he can do the bridal chamber?"
"Father, as a father-in-law, is this something you should worry about?" The prince was speechless and said, "Why don't the two of them have a wedding? Chat all night long?"
"No, what we mean is that no one has taught the second child how to do the bridal chamber, will he know it?" Zhu Yuanzhang said worriedly: "Someone suggested that we send a female officer to teach you how to have sex before you get married."
"Really?" The prince thought to himself. Is there such a good thing? Why haven't I heard of it?
"But we think this is too licentious. Besides, cats, dogs, cows and horses don't need to be taught. When the time comes, they will be matched by themselves. We feel that our son can't be inferior to small animals, right? So we didn't agree." Zhu Yuanzhang said eloquently.
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"Besides, you and the third child have no one to teach you, so haven't you missed anything?"
"That's hard to say..." the prince said quietly. He thought about his embarrassing situation. If he hadn't found the wrong relationship, he wouldn't have had his first child after three years of marriage.
Lao Zhu's family is famous for its commoners, but the education of their children in this regard is not as good as that of other wealthy families. So unless you are a studious person like Lao San who has practiced secretly for a long time, you will still be confused and have no idea what to do on your wedding day.
"No, we have to go and listen to the wall." Zhu Yuanzhang became more and more worried as he thought about it.
"Dad, you must have drunk too much." The prince said at a loss of whether to laugh or cry: "How could an emperor do such a thing?"
"We don't go as an emperor, we go as a father." Boss Zhu said.
"Father can't do it either!" the prince said firmly.
"Hey, aren't we worried?" Zhu Yuanzhang sighed and said, "Then let the third child listen and ask the fourth child to follow suit."
"I guess they have already gone." The prince said helplessly: "These two guys are more active than anyone else in this kind of thing."
"Oh, I was like that before, and I can't do it again in the future." Zhu Yuanzhang sighed again: "Start from the fourth child, and let the female officer teach your younger brother how to have sex before getting married."
"Okay." Zhu Biao nodded in agreement.
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That room is the palace of Prince Qin.
Zhu Di made an excuse to report back to the camp early tomorrow morning, so he stayed at his second brother's house.
The third child wanted to talk to the fourth child and stayed there.
The second child didn't know when their relationship became so good, but he happily arranged for the two of them to stay in the west room of his dormitory.
After talking to his two brothers for a while, he couldn't wait to go back to sleep.
"Second brother," the third child stopped him and said, "Do you know how to sleep with your second sister-in-law?"
"Look, look what you said. Who doesn't know how to sleep?" Zhu Xi said with an expression of 'you are looking down on me'.
"Really?" Zhu Fan asked again suspiciously.
"Then, there are still fake ones?"
"Okay." The third child took out a thin book from his sleeve, stuffed it into his second hand and said, "Second brother, take this book. When you don't know how to do it, just read what the book says and you will know it."
Already."
"Okay, don't you dare look down on me." The second child responded casually, stuffed the book into his sleeve, and went back to the house.
As soon as the second brother left, the third and fourth children quickly got dressed again, quietly opened the palace door and went out, tiptoeing to the east window where the second brother and sister-in-law were sleeping.
At this time, the lights in the bedroom were swaying, and the warm yellow light was projected on the window paper, silhouetted against Princess Qin's graceful figure.
King Yan of Jin opened his eyes wide with excitement and put his ears to the window, but could not hear anything.
Waiting and waiting, the figure on the window can no longer be seen.
Finally, the second brother's snoring sound came...
‘Hoho…ho…’
The third and fourth sons looked at each other, how fucking lonely are they?
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Early the next morning, King Qin appeared in front of his two younger brothers in high spirits.
"Hey, you two have so many dark circles under your eyes? Have you been chatting all night?" asked the second child.
"Yes. We thought about it all night and couldn't figure it out. How did you sleep with the second sister-in-law last night?" the third child said angrily.
"Why is there no movement at all?" Lao Si asked depressedly as he put on the military uniform of a small flag officer.
If he had known that listening to Qiang Gen was so boring, he would have gone to find the sixth brother. Listening to the follow-up to "The Legend of Zhao Min" is not a hundred times better than listening to the second brother snoring?
"Just lie down and sleep. What's going on?" the second child said matter-of-factly.
"Just sleeping? Didn't do anything else?" the third child asked speechlessly.
"It's difficult. Do you have to do other things when sleeping with a woman?" The second child's eyes widened.
"Oh, my second brother. Didn't you read the book I gave you?" The third child also widened his eyes and said: "That's my treasured "Jade House Secrets". It's easy to understand, taught like a fool, and
There are so many tricks.”
"You, you didn't say that the book was okay." The second son was very depressed when he heard this. "I, after I got into bed, I saw that your sister-in-law was very naked, so I also got out of the bed. I felt agitated for no reason, and I felt very dry for a while.
Panicked. But, I don’t know what to do. Ask, ask your second sister-in-law, but she just closes her eyes and ignores me."
"Isn't that nonsense? I'm shy." The third child asked: "Then what?"
"Of course, then I remembered that book you gave me." The second child said depressedly: "Look for it quickly, look for it, look through it, and then go to sleep and fall asleep."
"Ah?" The third child was so shocked that he couldn't open his mouth from ear to ear.
"You, you don't know, I will fall asleep after reading half a page of the book." The second child said confidently: "This, this time I insisted on reading one page before I fell asleep."
"Third brother, this is what's wrong with you." Zhu Di also said something fair. "You should give the second brother a picture album, how can you give him a book?"
"Is it my fault that we co-authored it?" The third child couldn't laugh or cry.
ps. I had a meeting during the day today. I will write as soon as I get back...
