When she went out for inspection, Wang Ma also gave red envelopes to the officers and soldiers guarding the gate, thanking them for their accommodation in the past year and hoping that they would continue to be accommodating in the new year...
The officers and soldiers guarding the gate were overjoyed and kowtowed to His Royal Highness the King of Chu to thank him. The leader Qianhu also said that even if His Highness rode a bull, they would just pretend he had not seen him coming in and out on a bear.
"Hahaha, it's settled." His Royal Highness the King of Chu responded and rode the bull out of the Donghua Gate.
Outside Donghua Gate, his second uncle Hu Bo and cousin Hu Xian had been waiting for him for a long time.
Hu Xian is still so talented, with two thick eyebrows.
What is outrageous is that the second uncle Hu Bo, who has a big head, a thick neck and thick eyebrows, is still wearing an open coat on a cold day, exposing his heart-protecting hair.
The only difference from summer is that the small braids used to protect the heart hair are replaced by green ropes instead of red ropes. At first glance, it means that the year of the zodiac has passed...
"Blessed New Year, Your Highness." Hu Bo Hu Xian came forward affectionately and kowtowed to His Highness the King of Chu.
"Second uncle, cousin, it's time to say good luck in the New Year." Zhu Zhen pulled the two of them up with a smile, looked at Hu Bo and asked: "Second uncle, aren't you cold? You wear less clothes than my cow."
"It's okay, my second uncle has the skills." Hu Bo patted his exaggerated pectoralis major and said, "The true Yang is all over the body, and the cold and heat are not invaded!"
"Second uncle mainly makes a living." Hu Xian said with a smile: "This can save money on making cotton-padded jackets and trousers."
The family went to Hu's Mansion in Nancheng while chatting and laughing.
Halfway through, the second uncle's expression suddenly changed, he stood on tiptoes and stopped.
"What's wrong, second uncle?" Zhu Zhen asked, tilting his head.
"There is a situation." Hu Bo took a breath and said, "My stomach hurts."
"It's normal, open your arms in the middle of winter." Hu Xian, the eldest nephew, teased, "How many times have I told my second uncle that you can't keep your heart and hair warm?"
"You little bastard, stop making sarcastic remarks." Hu Bo clamped his two gluteus maximus muscles, which were as developed as his pectoralis major muscles, and spoke with a vibrato.
"Wang Ma, lend me the king's horse to my second uncle for a while." Zhu Zhen went out in casual clothes. Although he didn't bring a guard of honor, Wang Ma still took the spittoon, toilet, water bottle, and snack box with him.
"You must not overstep your bounds." Hu Bo firmly refused, "I won't be able to use His Highness's horse today, and tomorrow it will definitely be even more excessive."
"Go home quickly." Before he finished speaking, the second uncle moved forward with his buttocks between his legs.
"Okay." Everyone quickened their pace, and saw that Hu Bo was holding back, holding on, and moving forward with difficulty, but his face became paler and paler, and he didn't dare to spread his thighs when walking.
"I can't help but solve it on the roadside." His Royal Highness the King of Chu said again: "There is great kindness behind that tree, and I have never been convenient there."
"No, go home. Don't let the wealth flow to outsiders." Hu Bo shook his head and insisted.
"Fuck, my second uncle can live a better life than my father." Zhu Zhen exclaimed.
"Well, actually my father and my second uncle are not just stingy. They are very good to their servants, but they always save what they can when it comes to their own lives." Hu Xian felt that he would have to work under His Royal Highness the King of Chu in the future.
Don't let him leave a bad impression of being stingy about your family.
"This is a problem I acquired when I was in the village. At that time, there were so many people coming to seek refuge, and there wasn't enough food to eat. My grandfather, father, and uncle had to take the lead in living frugally.
"Later they discovered that as long as they were frugal in this way, the people below would be very sensible, and the team would be easier to manage. So they regarded being thrifty and managing the family as a magic weapon. After decades of doing so, they finally became obsessed." Hu Xian was depressed.
rant.
"That's it." Zhu Zhen suddenly realized.
"I can't, I can't, I can't bear it anymore." After walking forward for nearly a hundred feet, the second uncle finally couldn't bear it any longer. He covered his buttocks and rushed into the alley beside the road. When he entered, he bent down and picked up a piece of cake from the ground.
Trash.
"It's used for wiping the buttocks." Hu Xian said helplessly: "He is reluctant to use straw paper."
"As expected of a man of skill." Zhu Zhen praised.
The two complained for a few words, and then saw their second uncle coming out with a secretly happy face.
"Why, did you pick up the money?" asked the eldest nephew.
"Is it so fast?" asked the eldest nephew: "He is indeed a man of skill."
"No." Hu Bo proudly stroked his pigtails and said, "Guess what, it turns out it's not poop, it's just a fart."
"Oh." The eldest nephew suddenly realized that he did not give away the wealth. For his family, it was just picking up money.
"Second uncle, you are not really living a good life. If you are really living a good life, you should stay home and blow out the lamp!" His Highness the King of Chu couldn't help laughing.
"Alas, Your Highness is wrong. We don't light the lamps during the day. If it's night, I will definitely go home and light them." Hu Bo said with a proud smile.
"Hahaha..." The eldest nephew and the eldest nephew laughed together.
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When Zhu Zhen arrived at the Hu Mansion, the old lady, the old lady, and the Wuchang Bo and his wife led the whole family to greet him at the door.
The entire street was paved with loess and sprinkled with water. The entrance to Hu's mansion was also blocked with a fence to prevent the crowds from watching His Highness's grand drive.
When helping the King of Chu to get off the cattle, Hu Xian whispered to him: "Your Highness, my grandma and your grandma are not accustomed to the local environment. Now their deafness is getting worse. When they speak later, they may be wrong."
"Yes." Zhu Zhen nodded and stepped forward with a smile on his face. After everyone in the Hu family kowtowed to him, he also kowtowed to the old lady and the old lady.
"Oh, Your Highness, you can't do it." Hu Taigong hurriedly lifted him up like a chicken.
"Grandpa, this is my mother-in-law's request, asking me to kowtow to the second elder on her behalf." King Chu said with a bitter smile.
"Okay then." Hu Taigong pushed him to the ground again.
"What?" the old lady asked strangely: "Are you a little tadpole that can't fly?"
"..." Zhu Zhen's mouth twitched, what kind of Konger Queen is this?
"My dear grandson, don't worry about it, just think that your grandma is talking in her sleep." Hu Da Bangchui also said helplessly.
"What, His Highness can also draw ink paintings?" The old lady happily held Lao Liu's hand and walked in and said happily: "My grandson is really amazing, capable of both literary and military skills."
"Haha, grandma, you are really discerning." Zhu Zhen found it very interesting.
"What, you want some sweets?" the old lady said kindly: "I have prepared a lot for Your Highness, go in and eat enough."
"I can't eat sweets. They cause diarrhea." Zhu Zhen said depressedly.
"Do you still want to eat mung bean porridge?" The old lady said sadly: "This child doesn't enjoy much happiness in the palace."
"That's right, my father is very stingy."
"I also want to eat a big bowl of wide noodles, there are some." The old lady couldn't help wiping her tears and said: "Look, what do these New Year's Eve people want to eat?"
Then he ordered his daughter-in-law: "Roll out the wide noodles for Your Highness to eat, and make more kinds of braised vegetables."
"Haha, grandma loves me so much." Lao Liu smiled and hugged the old lady. He was really closer than his own grandson.
"Your Highness, you want to visit more often? That would be a good feeling."
The Hu family were all dumbfounded. What level of understanding does His Highness, King Chu, have? Can he communicate so smoothly...
