Chapter Thirty-Four Brothers Sworn Brothers—Kiss to Kiss
"Damn, what a pleasure!" Zhu Di exclaimed after hearing this. "Sixth, talk more when you can speak!"
"What, what are you saying again?" Although the second brother didn't quite understand, he was also excited.
"Gardenia flowers are thick and big, and they are so fragrant that I can't even brush them away, so refined people don't take them because they think they are not of high moral character." Zhu Di repeated it verbatim, and his memory was actually correct.
Zhu Xi also remembered, patted Zhu Di hard on the shoulder, and said loudly: "Gardenia said: 'Fuck you, I just want it to smell like this, it smells so good, do you fucking care?
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"Get the fuck away!" Mr. Liu's unbearable roar sounded in the school:
"If you dare to make any noise again, I will let you see if my ruler can handle it!"
"Fuck you..."
Listening to Mr. Liu's rapid-fire shouts, the two brothers quickly pulled Lao Liu away, but their hearts were extremely happy.
As a result, the two of them were in a state of excitement and even excitement throughout the whole day.
It feels like a big stone that has been weighing on my heart for a long time has been removed. My breathing is smoother than ever before!
It's like digging out the mud that has been buried above your head, and the whole world becomes clear!
This made Zhu Zhen have to sigh, Lao Wang's poisonous chicken soup is so effective.
Oh, this old Wang is not that old Wang. It’s not Wang Defa, but Wang Zengqi...
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It was hard to wait until school was over, and the two brothers, who drank poisonous chicken soup, insisted on dragging the sixth child to become sworn brothers...
"But we are already brothers. Is it necessary to chop off chicken heads and burn yellow paper as sworn brothers?" Zhu Zhen found it difficult to understand the brain circuits of the two brothers.
"Kiss, kiss even more," the second brother said with a naive smile.
"It's true that we are brothers, but we haven't sworn to share blessings and share hardships. We don't want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but we want to die in the same year, the same month and the same day, right?" Zhu Di said with an expression of 'Why are you stupid again?'
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"If we make up for these, won't we become closer than real brothers?"
"Yes, dear brother." The second brother nodded vigorously.
"It's okay to share blessings and share hardships." Zhu Zhen pouted and said, "But if I die in the same year, the same month and the same day, I won't suffer a big loss?"
"Uh, that's right." Zhu Di nodded and said, "Then let's go this way."
"That's okay..." Zhu Zhen then followed the good advice.
Three brothers who were ready to become sworn brothers were about to leave Wenhua Gate shoulder to shoulder.
"Stop!" But he heard an angry shout from behind.
"It's over..." Zhu Di was immediately discouraged. "We can only wait for another day."
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In the Wenhua Palace, the prince looked around at these careless people with a cold face.
"Kneel down!"
The three of them quickly knelt down obediently.
"Why are you two kneeling?" The prince looked at Zhu Xi and Zhu Zhen.
"Oh, Yuan, it turns out it's none of our business..." Zhu Xi and Zhu Zhen were about to get up.
"Don't you all have to bear the same burden? Then let's kneel together." But the prince changed his subject.
The two of them were dejected and knelt down again.
"Tell me, what's going on?" The prince looked at Zhu Di coldly: "Did you poison the third child?"
"Old, third child loves to tell the truth!" Zhu Ming said angrily.
"Shut up!" Zhu Biao glared at Zhu Ping, who shrank his neck and kept silent.
"Speak!"
"I don't have any!" Zhu Di straightened his neck and said loudly: "The emperor and heaven are above, and the thick soil is proof. If I, Zhu Di, poison my brothers, I will not die well! Even if I die, I will not live in peace..."
"Don't talk nonsense!" Zhu Biao pointed at Zhu Di angrily: "Why don't you say twice."
"No, I'm just such a man!" Zhu Di said firmly.
"Who did you learn it from? You are full of recklessness." Zhu Biao shook his head speechlessly, and then he remembered the business.
"What do you mean, the third child, after eating the snacks you gave him, he kept making excuses?" Zhu Biao suppressed his laughter. He has received professional training, and no matter how funny it is, he will not laugh unless he can't help it.<
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‘Excuse me?’ Zhu Zhen couldn’t help but sigh, educated people are very particular about how they fart so elegantly.
"What's even more disgusting is that you lied about the snacks being given to him by me!" What makes Zhu Biao most angry is actually this. Isn't this an innocent person's innocence?
"I didn't!" Zhu Di immediately used the same rhetoric again. But this little trick was able to coax the second brother, but not the eldest brother.
"Stop playing this word game!" Zhu Biao waved his sleeves and exposed him: "You just deliberately want him to mistakenly think that the snacks are from me, so that he can eat them with confidence!"
"Whatever brother thinks, I don't recognize him anyway," Zhu Di said plausibly:
"Besides, the dim sum is also real dim sum. They are all made by people from the Dim Sum Bureau! If you don't believe me, go ask them. If the dim sum is poisonous, will they help make it?!"
"I've already sent someone to ask." Zhu Biao snorted. Then a little waiter walked in quickly and presented a list of ingredients.
Zhu Biao took it and took a look and almost laughed out loud.
He tried to keep a straight face and read: "Soybeans, black beans, mung beans, red beans, white beans, green beans, pinto beans, broad beans..."
"Is this a bean party?" Zhu Biao threw the ingredient list at Zhu Di's face and scolded with a smile: "With so many beans together, don't you mean to make him fart?"
Zhu Zhen secretly complained, it seems that educated people will be rude when they are excited.
"Brother, that's unfair." Zhu Di said with a smile: "I heard that eating beans has many benefits, so I made people make whole-bean snacks. Besides, it's just a little bit of the same thing, and the portion is not much. I originally planned that brothers
Let’s taste a little bit each. If we eat one or two pieces, we won’t fart too much, right?”
"It's just that the third child insists on eating alone. He can't chase him away even if he robs him. He, he still has the nerve to blame others?" Zhu Xi also angrily added.
"That's right, the third brother obviously snatched it from me, how could he have the nerve to falsely accuse me?" Zhu Di said with an aggrieved face: "Brother, you can't just listen to one thing and falsely accuse me..."
"You, you, you are such a rotten lotus root - full of bad intentions!" Zhu Biao patted Zhu Di's head like a winter melon, then smiled and cursed behind him:
"Lao Wu, you must be an accomplice too! It's not that I look down on Lao Si, he can't even recognize all the beans he has grown."
"This..." Zhu Ju, who had been ignored by no one, said sarcastically: "Brother, I am researching prescriptions for relieving the stomach and intestines, and I found that beans have miraculous effects."
After a pause, he whispered again: "If I add more croton..."
"Don't mess around anymore!" Zhu Biao was speechless. None of these weird brothers can save fuel!
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Because the fourth child didn't leave much evidence, there was no real evidence to punish him, so the prince reprimanded the two of them, and the matter was resolved.
The brothers were about to leave, but the prince said again: "Old Liu, don't leave yet."
"Hey, brother." Zhu Zhen nodded and stood still.
"Brother, the sixth brother is standing up for my two brothers today." Zhu Di estimated that the eldest brother would have to settle the penalty for standing. He quickly spoke for Zhu Zhen and said: "Mr. Liu took the wrong medicine today and deliberately made things difficult for us. Let me bear it.
Where can I recite the article from two months ago?"
"That's right!" Zhu Xi nodded vigorously. "Big, big brother wants to punish us, so don't embarrass Xiaoliu."
"Don't do this, my good brother let you two bad boys lead me into trouble!" Zhu Biao said angrily: "Don't lead the sixth child into the ditch in the future!"
"Brother, you brought us up. Did you bring us bad feelings?" Zhu Di said with a smile.
"You bastard is looking for a fight!" Zhu Biao gestured and kicked. "Get out of here!"
"Okay. You will be lucky for yourself, Sixth Brother." The Second Brother and the Fourth Brother saw that there was nothing they could do. They comforted Zhu Zhen and left in despair. "We will chop off the chicken heads and burn the yellow paper another day..."
