After seeing off their father, emperor, mother and various guests, the brothers moved to the water pavilion in the backyard, had another meal, and continued the second drink.
The prince was also there. The second and third brothers were about to become feudal lords. It would be difficult to get together like this often in the future, so he wanted to spend more time.
Stay with them.
Then there are four, five, six, and the younger brothers below cannot drink, so they are not allowed to participate. It is disappointing.
Lao Qi was very angry and said that Lao Liu was obviously only one year older than me, why could he drink?
The brothers suddenly realized that it turned out that Lao Liu was only thirteen. Damn, the brothers had already regarded him as a peer. They were already used to drinking together and playing... punching games that girls didn't like to play.
It was the third child who said venomously to the seventh child: "Wait until your mother-in-law stops spanking you, and my brothers will take you to drink together again."
"Ugh, third brother is bullying..." Lao Qi ran away crying, and the elder brother couldn't even call him back.
"Oh, why do you guys bully Lao Qi all day long?" Zhu Biao said helplessly: "As if you don't get beaten."
"Our butts were spanked by the emperor, and his spanks were spanked by his mother and concubine. How can that be the same?" Lao San said nonchalantly.
"That's right." Lao Liu drawled, expressing support for Third Brother. As long as he could defeat Lao Seven, he would support him unconditionally.
"And you." The prince pointed at Lao Liu. He knew that the reason why these pieces of information didn't like Lao Qi was because the relationship between Lao Liu and Lao Qi was worse than the relationship between Lao San and Lao Four.
But speaking of it, it was Lao Qi who was also killed. The third and fourth Lao were also at odds with each other, but they both knew that the true meaning of the struggle was to win the greatest support. So they both paid great attention to building a good relationship with their brothers.
Brothers will naturally not choose sides.
The seventh child always only knew how to complain and never took the initiative to mingle with his brothers. The prince had chatted with him several times and even took the initiative to get him to join the group, but it was no use. Every time he was laughed at by the evil brothers, he would run away crying. As time went by,
, and my brothers became less and less able to pee in a pot.
Alas, I can only say that I can’t sing the music I taught, and it’s not sweet if I force myself to do it.
~~
In any case, without Lao Qi being a nuisance to the scenery, the air in the water pavilion became happy again.
The brothers were punching each other, drinking, bragging and spanking, and the noise spread throughout the backyard of the palace. They were so happy...
"Come on, let's toast the fourth one for a drink together. After this drink, I wonder when we can see each other again?" The third one felt uncomfortable all over if he didn't play with the fourth one for a while.
"Aren't you going to become a vassal next year?" The fourth child didn't react for a moment.
"I mean, you will start working behind closed doors from tomorrow." The third child held the wine cup and smiled evilly at Zhu Di: "Can we complete the mission of our father before we leave the vassal state? Otherwise, we will even drink the farewell wine.
Not on."
"Fuck..." Zhu Di suddenly turned into an eggplant and groaned: "I didn't have time before! After returning to Beijing, I haven't been idle any day! Maybe I have succeeded now! I just didn't show my pregnancy...
"
"Bullshit, the fourth brother and sister always have inconveniences sometimes, right?" The third child said with a very understanding look: "As long as she has told you this in the past month, you have not succeeded, do you understand?"
"Fuck..." Zhu Di immediately stooped visibly to the naked eye and lowered his head to drink a glass of wine.
Obviously the great cause has not yet succeeded...
"Brother, it's okay. I'll give you a prescription. You can take it for half a year and you'll be sure to have a son." Otherwise, it's not like we are brothers fighting tigers. If it's critical, we have to look at Lao Wu.
"Okay...how long, half a year?" The fourth child suddenly turned into a black face. "You haven't gone out for half a year, and you still have to suffocate me to death?"
"Warming and tonifying kidney yang must be done slowly, and tiger and wolf medicine cannot be used indiscriminately." Lao Wu said seriously.
"Don't be afraid, even if you take strong medicine, as long as your sister-in-law can bear it, my brother can bear it." The fourth child patted his proud pectoralis major.
"You worry too much..." Lao San sneered, "There are only exhausted cows and no damaged land."
"Hahaha..." The other two brothers burst into laughter, but only the second one looked confused.
"I mean, that's not good for the children." Lao Wu then explained.
"That's it." Zhu Di said humbly.
"Ah ha ha..." At this time, the second child finally understood what the third child said before and grinned.
The brothers are all used to the second child's slow pace, and they all give advice to the fourth child.
"Actually, the fourth brother is so powerful that there is no need to take medicine. Just eat more cattle... camel meat, mutton, seafood and leeks. But you have to stop drinking. Drinking is not good for your children." Lao Liu also said very knowledgable: "
In addition, the date must be calculated accurately, and posture is also very important... Just ask a famous gynecologist, he should understand."
"Fuck, Mr. Liu can even teach you this?" The brothers were shocked: "Does he really know how to care for sows after delivery?"
"Haha, the characteristic of our sect is that we know a little bit about everything." Zhu Zhen said with a smile.
"Actually, the most important thing is..." At this time, the eldest brother looked like he had experienced it before and said meaningfully to the fourth child:
"You have to find the right path to move forward. If you go deeper on the wrong path, you won't get the results you want."
"Oh." The fourth child nodded in understanding. "After this drink, we will start to quit drinking tomorrow."
Obviously, he was superstitious about Lao Liu's words. Of course, he might also be superstitious about Liu Ji.
~~
When the brothers had finished talking and were almost enjoying themselves, the third child suddenly said to the old man:
"Brother, we have discussed something and want to talk to you."
"What's the matter?" Zhu Biao's face was already red, and he was a little drunk when he spoke.
"We are thinking about guarding the border together for our father and brother first. When the Beiyuan is destroyed and the border troubles are completely eliminated in the future, the Ming Dynasty will no longer need us... Can the brother be merciful and transfer us to overseas?"
None of them dared to say this to Lao Zhu, so they could only hope that the prince would nod.
However, Zhu Biao's face suddenly turned ugly. He was seen holding the wine glass and pondering for a long time, and gradually the alcohol was gone.
Prince Fang asked slowly: "Did you hear the rumors in the court?"
"Yes." Lao Si nodded and said: "Those people will not give up until they achieve their goals. They will definitely keep an eye on us and find our faults. If they get the chance, they will complain and alienate our feelings..."
"Just ignore him." The prince said with a sullen face.
"But three people can make a tiger, and the bones are destroyed, brother." The third child said in a more serious tone: "We are thousands of miles away, with tens of thousands of troops in our hands. Sooner or later, we will meet those who are suspicious of your father!"
"Fart! Am I that kind of big brother?!" Zhu Biao finally got angry and slammed the wine glass on the table, causing the wine to splash everywhere mixed with broken porcelain pieces.
The eldest brother doesn't get angry easily, but once he does get angry, it's more terrifying than his father...
The brothers immediately stood up in silence and lowered their heads like children who had done something wrong.
"Listen to me one by one!" Zhu Biao pointed at his stinky younger brothers angrily and said, "If I can't even accommodate you guys, why would I still be a scumbag prince? I will definitely abdicate in favor of someone more worthy, and ask you to take over.
Donggong, I am going to become a monk!"
"Yes, yes." The brothers nodded hurriedly.
"As for what those ministers want to say, let them say it!" The prince waved his hand again and said: "Don't you stop farming when you listen to the cries of crickets? But in this matter, I lose if I listen to what they say!"
