Zeng Tai originally thought that this group of professionals would use sophisticated methods to transport people out of the yamen.
What I didn't expect was that their method was unpretentious and had a strong taste.
They actually brought a dung cart, saying that the latrines in the government office were clogged, and they came to clear the latrines.
There were six dung buckets on the dung truck, three of which were filled with poop, and three of which were used to hold people. In order to prevent them from waking up and struggling midway, iron rings were set on the inner walls of the buckets to tie the three people tightly inside the buckets.
His uncle also thoughtfully stuffed the noses of the three officials. Thinking of what if they woke up and shouted, he stuffed their mouths with cloth.
The three people's faces quickly turned as red as a monkey's butt. The uncle was confused for a while and didn't know what he had done wrong. It was only after Zeng Tai reminded him that he realized that there was no way for them to breathe...
He quickly pulled out their nose plugs, and the three of them gasped for breath.
"It's so bad..." Zeng Tai couldn't help but curse after seeing it. Now he and these three people are feuding with each other. Well, there are two of them, and one of them may be the murderer. It doesn't matter whether they are enemies or not.
"Then we'll leave first." Hu Quan clasped his fists and said to Zeng Tai, who was looking worried: "Don't worry, I will tell them that it was us who kidnapped them and it has nothing to do with you, Zeng Taitai."
"Haha, thank you..." Zeng Tai couldn't help but roll his eyes secretly, they had to believe it.
But now that the matter has come to this, there is nothing more to say, so just walk to the dark side with your eyes closed...
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Hu Quan, dressed as a dung farmer, and his guards pushed a dung cart out of the back door of the Anchasi.
As expected, the defenders hid their noses to hide, opened the central door wide, and told them to leave quickly.
After successfully leaving the Yamen, Hu Quan and others pushed the dung cart all the way east.
Nanchang City is adjacent to the Ganjiang River in the west, so it becomes more prosperous as you go west, and more shabby as you go east. Between the low and simple slums and the ruins of broken walls, there are vegetable fields and crops everywhere.
Nanchang City's current population is less than 100,000, less than a quarter of what it was at its peak, so scenes like this are not uncommon.
Hu Quan and others found a cesspit in the field and gave away three buckets of dung from the dung truck for free. Then they pushed the remaining three buckets and continued to twist and turn among the ruins until they came to a dilapidated yard. .
"Get off!" The guards then raised their feet and kicked the three barrels out of the car.
The wooden barrel rolled several times, and the lids fell off one after another.
The three people inside had woken up a long time ago, but it was still difficult to tell whether they were in reality or a nightmare.
Let’s be real, why is it that everything is pitch black before my eyes, my nose is filled with stench, my body can’t move at all, but I feel like I’m jolting all the time?
Talking about nightmares, the smell is too strong. How can there be such a smelly dream? It’s like sleeping with a quilt under your bed...
It wasn't until they saw the light of day again that they realized, oh, it turns out we were kidnapped.
But the feeling of unreality was even greater. We were in the office of the head of the judicial department of a province. We were looking at documents being signed. How could we be kidnapped?
They didn't come back to their senses until the guards dragged the three people out of the barrel, pulled out the rags from their gags, and made them kneel side by side in front of a huge young man.
Lao Liu called out several times, but saw that the three of them were still indifferent, so he waved, and his Jin Yiwei took out a two-inch and six-cent needle and inserted it into the buttocks of the three of them.
"Ouch!"
"ah!"
"Oh my god!" Three different screams sounded at the same time, and the three of them came to their senses.
After seeing the situation clearly, they were worthy of being officials who had come through troubled times. Without any hesitation, the three of them gave up their dignity as imperial officials and kowtowed as if they were pounding garlic:
"Heroes, spare their lives, heroes, spare their lives!"
"We, sesame and mung bean officials, don't have any money at home. But we know who has money, and we can guide the good man!"
"I can hand over my name, I want to join the gang, and I want to break with this evil court!"
"Fuck..." The old man scolded his mother when he saw it. What kind of thing is this to slander officials of the Ming Dynasty? There is no moral integrity at all, it is too shameless!
Seeing his displeasure, the three of them quickly shut up. An official with a decent face asked tentatively: "Your Majesty, do you want to rob you of sex?"
"Rob your grandma's ass!" Lao Liu finally got angry and said: "What a bastard, how can you govern the country well with just you bugs?!"
"We are just making a living, and it is not our turn to govern the country." Another official wearing a green official robe said sarcastically: "The king is really patriotic. He should be allowed to become an official. He will definitely be able to govern the country well."
"You are worried about your king when you are far away from the world, you are talking about the king, right?" Counselor Li, the only one wearing a scarlet robe, did not have the consciousness of a fourth-rank official at all, and he rushed to compliment him.
"You are the fucking bastard!" Lao Liu's nose was so angry that he was so angry. He had never realized before that Ming officials had no lower limit.
"People who came from troubled times are like this. They are either upright and surprisingly well-behaved. Or they are decadent and incredibly messy." Teacher Luo, who had not spoken for a long time, whispered to him: "What's more, they were tainted with the evil spirits in the Yuan Dynasty. .”
"If we don't reverse this trend, what's the difference between the Ming Dynasty and the end of the Yuan Dynasty?" Lao Liu snorted, but unfortunately this was not something he should worry about, so he said in a deep voice to the three of them: "To tell you the truth, we are Fellow villagers of Liu who participated in politics, you should know the position of the Liu family in the hearts of us Qingtian elders, right?"
"I know, I know, just like Zhang Tianshi's status in the hearts of Jiangxi elders, it is extremely noble." The pretty-faced official hurriedly boasted.
"It's good to know. So we must find out the cause of Liu Shenzheng's death. We must not let him die in peace and his reputation will be tarnished!" Lao Liu said loudly: "Now I will ask you questions. If you answer well, you can go home. , if you don’t answer well, throw it directly into the septic tank!”
"Yes, we will answer truthfully." The three of them nodded hurriedly.
If the other party can steal it from the Jianchasi Yamen, he is definitely a ruthless person they cannot afford to offend.
"First question, you confessed that you left the flower hall after Liu Shenzheng left and before you found out that he was killed." Lao Liu said in a deep voice: "Please tell me carefully, when did you go out and when did you come back?"
, I have seen who and what happened, if there is even the slightest lie, don’t even think about going back!”
"Yes." The three people nodded quickly, and then Counselor Li rushed to say: "I went to urinate. When I went out, Liu Shenzheng followed me because we met in the latrine. After I finished peeing, I asked him
, do you want to wait for him to go back together? He said no, he was constipated, and I didn’t know how long I would have to squat, so I went back.”
"What can you say to prove what you said?" Lao Liu asked again.
"Yes," Counselor Li nodded and said, "When I went out, they were making the drinking order, and the master of the order had just finalized the order. When I came back, the round of drinking orders hadn't been completed yet, so I sat down and didn't delay the order."
Counselor Li said: "Everyone here that day can testify for me. Even if the king doesn't believe me, he will arrest them and question them."
