Chunhe Palace has always reserved palace rooms for the princes so that they can stay overnight.
There was a strong smell of medicine in the palace. The fourth and sixth children were lying side by side on the big bed, with thick ointments on their buttocks and backs. They looked miserable.
But strangely, the two highnesses looked calm and even smiled, which made one have to sigh, the descendants of the old Zhu family are really copper-skinned and iron-boned.
Since they were both naked, the two brothers dispersed the attendants and chatted boredly...
While Zhu Di was talking, he was playing with the whip that his elder brother used to whip them.
It looks just like an ordinary leather whip. Only if you look closely can you find that its whip is slightly loose.
When this thing is whipped, it is louder than an ordinary whip. But the damage caused is simply childish. At most, the person's buttocks will be turned red, and even the skin will not be broken.
So much so that the prince had to have their buttocks painted with purple dye... a purple dye also called rouge, to fake the severe whip marks.
"Lao Liu, why do you think my elder brother has such a whip? It doesn't hurt to hit people, so what's the use?" Lao Si curiously swung the whip and made a crackling sound.
"How do I know, I'm not married yet." Lao Liu Lao Cucumber painted green, and the old driver pretended to be a little chick.
"What does this have to do with marriage? I don't even know if I'm married." Zhu Di just lacks posture, but he is not stupid at all. Hearing Xian Ge, he knew the meaning and said:
"Tell me, this is for the boudoir?"
"I didn't say it." Lao Liu said with a strained smile: "We don't know, and we don't dare to say it."
"That's it, good guy!" Zhu Di said in shock: "I really can't see that the elder brother is so playful like this!"
"That is, people should not be judged by appearance, and sea water should not be measured." Lao Liu couldn't help but chuckled: "We must respect the diversity of hobbies."
"Then how does this thing work?" Zhu Di asked curiously: "Who do you think is going to hit whom?"
"It's fine, it all depends on personal preference. If you are really interested, just ask your elder brother for advice." Lao Liu smiled and said, "I'm still in the stage of falling in love."
"Oh, brother, this sacrifice is really big. In order to protect us two, he even took out the treasures at the bottom of the box." The fourth child sighed with emotion.
"Yes, otherwise tonight our anus, even the iron shell, would be opened." Lao Liu said with a happy face: "Fortunately, the eldest brother was smart and actually came up with the trick of 'strike first to gain advantage' and saved our lives."
Buttocks."
"Yes, not only does it not hurt, but I also feel a little refreshed..." Lao Si murmured.
"No, no!" Seeing the sixth man's open mouth, he quickly changed the subject and said, "I mean, seriously...how did those people discover the spy we planted at the same time?"
"There is no doubt that the list must have been leaked internally." Zhu Zhen has been thinking about this issue. "We must check it to the end and everyone can pass the test."
"Normally, the left guards of the government army are all newly recruited civilians, and they have nothing to do with the distinguished ministers."
"When was Liu Ying's blood transfusion performed? It was four years ago. After so many years, people can always mix in sand." Lao Liu said solemnly:
"Fortunately, not many people have access to this list, right?"
"Of course." Zhu Di nodded and said, "Only a few people know this absolute secret."
He clenched his fists with hatred and said: "I will definitely find him out, even if his body is broken into pieces, it will be difficult to eliminate the hatred in my heart!"
As he spoke, he said dejectedly: "Oh, I must have lost my errand. What's the use of talking about this? I'm really frustrated..."
"Fourth brother, just be content to be able to survive this time. In addition to thanking my eldest brother, I also have to thank my fourth sister-in-law... You really have a good wife. If the fourth sister-in-law hadn't been vaccinated long ago... that's what I said in advance.
, It will not be so easy to pass the test this time." Zhu Zhen is indeed a 'friend of all the sisters-in-law', and never forgets to promote harmony between brother and sister-in-law.
"That's right." The fourth child said with happiness on his face: "The greatest luck in my life is that I married Miaoyun. Since we got married, I no longer feel empty all day long."
"I can't stand it anymore, it's too disgusting." Lao Liuxin said, your greatest luck is obviously having a good nephew named "Song Jiangshan"...
The two brothers were chatting away when they heard Wang Defa's voice coming from outside the door:
"The Emperor and Queen have arrived..."
Hearing this, the fourth and sixth boys hooked their legs with the sheets and covered their buttocks, and at the same time, they punched each other hard in the weak areas without hesitation.
"Well……"
"Fuck, I bit my tongue..." The two groaned at the same time, curled up in pain, and instantly put on masks of pain.
"Oh, my son, why does it hurt so much?" As soon as Queen Ma came in, she saw her two sons moaning in pain. She couldn't help but blame her with distress:
"Boss, why are you acting like your father? Brothers make mistakes and just teach them a lesson. Why do you do something so heavy-handed?"
"Yes, that's what my mother taught me." The eldest son couldn't tell the truth. In order to cover up the two resentful brothers, he sacrificed too much this time.
"No, mother, don't blame elder brother. We...asked for it ourselves." Lao Liu grinned and said, "He loved us the most when we were little. The whip hit us, and it felt good...well, it hurt him."
"You kid, the corners of your mouth are bleeding, and you still defend your elder brother." Empress Ma wiped the corners of Lao Liu's mouth distressedly and said, "Has the imperial doctor seen it? Is this an internal injury?"
The boss was also shocked. Even if his hand was severed, his whip couldn't do such high damage.
"No, I accidentally bit my tongue..." Lao Liu quickly explained to his elder brother, otherwise there would be a big misunderstanding.
"That's why I bite my tongue because it hurts." Queen Ma turned around angrily, patted the prince's shoulder twice and said, "Remember from now on, don't do it too lightly or too seriously, otherwise my mother won't agree!"
"Hey..." The boss responded helplessly.
"..." Lao Si looked at all this apologetically. He knew that this was the result of his punch, but he couldn't say it.
"That's right, it's neither serious nor serious." Zhu Yuanzhang actually knew the tricks of his brothers, but he deliberately pretended not to know and accompanied Queen Ma to reprimand the boss.
Boss Zhu has eaten more salt than the prince has eaten. Boss Zhu has played more tricks than the prince knows, and he can see the trick of the whip on the spot.
Although Lao Zhu didn't expose it, it didn't stop him from giving the boss some eye drops. Who dared him to play tricks on his old father?
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Fortunately, the emperor and the empress had to take care of the prince's face, and after the brief lecture was over, they served the wine and food they had brought.
"You haven't eaten mooncakes yet, have you?" Queen Ma cut into a large mooncake made with duck egg yolk.
"Oh, I will punish you. As the emperor and the prince, I have to punish you. But as a big brother, I have to say, you two are doing a good job." Zhu Yuanzhang sat down on the edge of the bed and gave half of the mooncakes to the fourth and sixth children.
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"Brothers fighting tigers, father and son go into battle. With younger brothers like you helping the boss, what do you and your mother have to worry about after a hundred years?"
"Woo, Father, I, we..." The two of them were so moved that the fourth child even cried out his nose. "I will be a loyal minister of the eldest brother's family for the rest of my life!"
"Hahaha, good son." Zhu Yuanzhang was so happy that he couldn't help but feel that he was a successful father and a wise emperor.
Outside the window, the clouds closed and the rain stopped, and a bright full moon finally poked its head out.
