"Is there anyone in the passenger seat? I happen to be free tonight, why don't you treat me to dinner." The woman said to Han Sanqian with a flirtatious look.
Han Sanqian looked at her from bottom to top and said, "I am a driver."
As soon as the woman heard this, her expression changed instantly. She gritted her teeth and said, "What a waste of my time. Why didn't you, a shabby driver, tell me earlier?"
"I am a driver, do I still need to hang a sign around my neck?" Han Sanqian said with a helpless smile.
But this woman obviously had no interest in him anymore, so she turned around and left, not bothering to pay attention to what he said.
"Hey." Han Sanqian sighed. This is the naked reality of society. She seems to be a high-ranking money worshiper, but in fact she is ugly on the inside and will do anything for money.
"Damn it, buddy, you've wasted a great opportunity. You can easily get a woman like this, but you don't want her." An unwilling voice sounded in Han Sanqian's ears.
Han Sanqian turned around and saw that although he had changed his clothes, Han Sanqian still remembered his appearance very clearly.
"It's you."
"Fuck, it's you!" Qingyun looked at Han Sanqian with a shocked expression.
"If you don't tell fortunes, what are you doing here?" Han Sanqian said in a dumbfounded voice. Last time, this guy pretended to be a Taoist priest and even talked about being a destined person, which made Han Sanqian think he was a liar. He didn't expect that he would be in Rong City today.
bumped into.
"What are you doing? Look at this street." Qingyun said.
Han Sanqian looked around for a week, but there was nothing special. He asked doubtfully: "What's going on on the street?"
"With so many girls wearing cool clothes, you must be severely short-sighted," Qingyun said, rolling his eyes.
Han Sanqian was speechless. This guy was indeed a liar.
"Don't you know that this street is the most prosperous commercial street in Rong City? Coming here to see beauties is a visual feast. Look, look, there are so many big white legs and such beautiful scenery. Where can you find them?
And now many Internet celebrity street photos are from here." Qingyun said with a look of covetousness.
"You are a fake Taoist priest. If you don't lie to people, can you fill your stomach by looking at beautiful women?" Han Sanqian said.
Speaking of his belly, Qingyun touched it unconsciously, and the Five Zang Temple grunted. He put his arm on Han Sanqian's shoulder, showed a very enthusiastic look, and said: "You and I are destined, why don't Xiaodao help you figure it out today?"
One calculation?"
"Is it about marriage? Is it about luck? Or is it about what I treat you to eat?" Han Sanqian said.
Qingyun's thoughts were seen through, and he didn't feel embarrassed, and said: "As for what to eat, I know there is a famous restaurant on this street. With your wealth, you should be able to afford it, brother Rambo."
"Why should I invite you?" Han Sanqian asked.
"Just because you are tall and mighty, handsome, unmoved by beauty, wealthy and talented, well-educated, suave, handsome, and majestic, is that enough?" Qingyun spat.
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Listening to this nonsense, Han Sanqian couldn't laugh or cry. This guy took off his Taoist robes and looked like a completely different person, no different from a local ruffian.
"But what does it have to do with you? I am excellent, and that is also my business." Han Sanqian said.
"Wow, buddy, you are thicker-skinned than me. Just because of this, we are brothers. Let's go, I will take you there." Qingyun put his arm around Han Sanqian's shoulders, and hurried on regardless of whether Han Sanqian agreed or not.
Ducks are on the shelves.
Arriving at the restaurant Qingyun mentioned, Han Sanqian was speechless again. He, a poor Taoist priest, actually dared to eat in such a high-end place. There were no dishes with less than four digits on the menu.
"Brother, my name is Qingyun, what's your name?" Qingyun ordered the dishes and asked Han Sanqian.
"Han Sanqian." After saying that, Han Sanqian said in confusion: "You are so poor that you can't even afford food, how dare you come to this kind of restaurant?"
"Brother Sanqian, you can't say that. I'm going out to cheat... ahem, reading people's fortunes and telling fortunes is also very profitable. It's okay to go to a place like this once every six months." Qingyun said.
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Han Sanqian was completely at a loss for words. He didn't know how to describe this scoundrel in Taoist robes.
Qingyun ordered nearly ten dishes in one go, and this meal cost at least five figures.
While eating, he devoured his food as if he had never eaten in half his life. Han Sanqian watched quietly. When other guests saw this scene, their faces were full of disgust.
"There's no need for you to be in such a hurry, just pay attention to your image." Han Sanqian reminded.
Qingyun shook his head repeatedly and said: "You only need to pay attention to your image in front of women, why should you care about your image in front of delicious food?"
In less than ten minutes, Qingyun had eaten and drank enough and burped. Only then did he realize that Han Sanqian had not moved his chopsticks and said, "Eat, why don't you eat?"
"What to eat?" Han Sanqian said speechlessly while looking at the CD.
Qingyun sighed and said in an educational tone: "Brother Sanqian, do you know what this is called?"
"What sense do you have?" Han Sanqian said, dumbfounded.
"You're moving too slowly. You can't even keep up with the hot shit you eat, but it doesn't matter to you. You have plenty of money anyway." Qingyun said.
When talking about this kind of topic at the dinner table, Han Sanqian really didn't know what was going on in this weirdo's mind.
"After eating and drinking, our fate is almost over." Han Sanqian stood up and went to pay the bill. Although he lost a little money, it was a waste of time to argue with such a liar Taoist priest.
Qingyun followed Han Sanqian out of the restaurant together, his ghost still lingering.
"What else do you want to do?" Han Sanqian asked in confusion.
"Brother, from today on, you are my big brother. I will watch you go up to the mountain of swords and the sea of fire. As long as you say a word, I will watch you unswervingly." Qingyun clasped his hands and said with a serious expression on his face.
"Are all the people in your profession just talking about it?" Han Sanqian said speechlessly, Qingyun was making and pulling things, and he really couldn't keep up with Qingyun's brain circuit.
"Brother, you misunderstood. This is discrimination against my profession. However, I don't plan to be a Taoist priest in the future. Let me follow you." Qingyun said.
"Go away." Han Sanqian said. If you stay with such a psychopath, sooner or later he will also develop a psychopath. It's best to stay as far away from him as possible.
Qingyun shamelessly followed Han Sanqian, and persuaded him earnestly: "Brother, how can a person of such high status like you not have a younger brother to serve you? Don't worry, I can do anything except hard labor."
Han Sanqian stopped, turned around, raised his fist, and threatened: "If you follow me again, believe it or not, I will beat out everything you just ate."
Qingyun was so frightened that he took a few steps back and said: "Brother, I have been weak and sick since I was a child. I am no different from a piece of paper. If you hit me, you will definitely have to pinch me and call for help. Why bother."
Han Sanqian put down his hands helplessly. Why did he end up with such a product? It was just like brown sugar. It looked like it would not be easy to get rid of it.
"I'll call you big brother, please let me go." Han Sanqian said.
"This won't work. I'm penniless, how can I be your eldest brother?" Qingyun said, his eyes moving, wondering what bad idea he was planning.
"Beauty, my eldest brother drives a Lamborghini, are you interested in taking it for a ride?"
"Beauty, do you want a free Lamborghini test drive?"
"My eldest brother is very rich. Do you need a boyfriend?"
Qingyun caught every girl who passed by him and asked them, which made Han Sanqiandu feel ashamed for a while. Where did this madness come from?
"A bad driver actually has the nerve to bluff and lie. It's really disgusting." At this time, the tall girl just walked over and looked at Han Sanqian with disdain and said.
Hearing this, Qingyun, who regarded himself as his younger brother, was of course not happy and said: "Be careful what you say. My eldest brother is not a driver. It's just that you have such a distinguished appearance that he won't be able to catch his eye."
"You...you mean I'm ugly?" the tall girl said through gritted teeth.
Qingyun touched his nose and said: "It's not very ugly, but given my eldest brother's rank, it's normal for me to look down on you."
Han Sanqian couldn't let this guy continue to cause trouble, so he hurriedly walked to his side and said, "Qingyun, do you really want to try what it feels like to pinch someone?"
"Bad driver, you, this evil friend, have already offended me, just wait and see." The tall girl said angrily.
