Chapter 378 The classic quotations of the bear parents
Not only Yang Bei, but everyone on the plane changed their expressions because the plane, which was originally flying smoothly, suddenly became turbulent.
Yang Bei really felt the turbulence of the plane this time. Of course, it couldn't be an earthquake.
This will definitely cause huge psychological pressure for him, who is flying for the first time.
What he had been worried about had happened.
At this time, he didn't care about entangled with the aunt, and sat tightly in his seat, even his breathing was a little short.
Auntie and her family are too lazy to pay attention to Yang Bei. After all, their own lives are more important.
But soon, an announcement came on the plane, "Dear passengers, the plane has just passed through a turbulence, causing turbulence. Please stay in your position and the plane will return to normal soon."
Hearing this, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
But Yang Bei was the only one who was still very nervous. Even though the plane had returned to stability, he still clung to his seat and did not dare to move.
"Why are you so nervous? It is normal for the plane to encounter turbulence and turbulence, and it has passed now." The flight attendant quickly persuaded Yang Bei, who seemed to be out of breath.
Perhaps because he had died once, Yang Bei seemed to have an overwhelming fear of this situation deep in his heart, so he was so nervous.
"Who knows if there will be bumps later..." Yang Bei said trying to calm down.
"You crow's mouth, the technology of airplanes is very mature now, even if you encounter turbulence, it's nothing." The stewardess glared at Yang Bei and said angrily.
"We are in the sky now. The slightest situation can kill me. It's so scary. I will never fly again in the future." Yang Bei said that if it were a means of transportation on the ground or in the sea, he could still win.
one time.
But for this one flying in the sky, he undoubtedly had no choice but to resign himself to fate.
And what he dislikes the most is leaving oneself to fate.
"Tch, a little turbulence scared me like this. You are indeed a rubbish." The aunt behind said disdainfully. Because of the disturbance from the turbulence, the previous confrontation was not over yet.
Yang Bei just pretended that he couldn't hear it. He didn't want to cause trouble now. He just wanted to reach the destination safely. If anything happened, he would wait until he got off the plane. He wouldn't be afraid of the swords and fire.
"Didn't you speak well just now? Why, you were so scared that you don't even dare to say anything now?" Seeing that Yang Bei didn't speak, the aunt said again.
Yang Bei still ignored it, hoping that the aunt would find it boring and calm down for a while.
After the aunt cursed a few times, she saw that Yang Bei didn't seem to hear her and felt bored.
But she wouldn't just let it go, after all, Yang Bei just scolded her in front of everyone.
So, she took off her shoes again and stretched her feet to Yang Bei's row.
After a while, the smell of smelly fish, rotten shrimps mixed with sauerkraut spread again.
As soon as Yang Bei opened his mouth, she would immediately hold on to him and launch a gorgeous counterattack.
However, Yang Bei has blocked his sense of smell and cannot smell it at all.
This is really annoying for the flight attendants and others, and the smell is not too overpowering.
"You really can't smell it?" Seeing Yang Bei's calm face, the stewardess couldn't help but ask, he was the closest person.
"You didn't realize that after smelling it, you actually got used to some smells and actually found them to smell very good." Yang Bei said with a mysterious smile.
"Are you a pervert? This smells good to you." The flight attendant's eyes widened. Humans can't, at least they shouldn't.
"You can't say that. There are many wonderful flavors in this world, such as durian, stinky tofu, snail noodles, etc. Aren't there still so many people who like them? Do you feel hungry suddenly?" Yang Bei said, for
Proving that he had adapted, he took a deep breath, but he couldn't smell anything anyway.
"You... are disgusting!" The stewardess almost vomited. What Yang Bei said happened to be her favorite food.
But now that Yang Bei said this, coupled with the current environment, she could no longer look directly at similar food, and she might never be able to eat this kind of food in the future.
"Calm down, we'll be there soon. Then go buy a durian to satisfy your craving." Yang Bei said with a smile.
"Go away, thanks to you I will never eat durian again." The stewardess said fiercely, because of what happened today, she will say goodbye to the food she is jealous of in the future.
The aunt at the back was not happy to hear this. Yang Bei was actually used to it. This made her feel like she was being taken advantage of, and she immediately took her feet back.
"Look, as long as my heart is strong enough, no one can hurt me." Yang Bei said proudly, some people are like this. The more you entangle with him, the more energetic he will be.
If you ignore him, he will feel bored and stop being a monster.
"I don't want to talk to a disgusting person like you." The flight attendant rolled her eyes at Yang Bei and turned away.
Yang Bei was also enjoying his leisure time. He closed his eyes and began to rest his mind. After arriving in Yanjing, he still didn't know what was waiting for him, so he had to stay in the best condition.
However, before he had been idle for two minutes, the seat suddenly vibrated violently.
"Is there turbulence again?" Yang Bei opened his eyes, looking nervous.
"Don't talk nonsense, the plane is very stable now." The flight attendant said without curiosity. Even if it is the first time to fly, there is no need to be so sensitive.
"Haha, Dasha, you are a bastard who has never flown a plane." Dabao from the back laughed. Although he is young, he knows a lot about various Chinese quintessences.
Only then did Yang Bei realize that someone was kicking his backrest from behind.
He didn't want to pay attention to it. The other party was definitely not interesting, so he naturally stopped making trouble.
But he obviously underestimated Dabao's patience. Next, he kept kicking the backrest, which made sitting still troublesome, let alone resting his mind.
Yang Bei didn't want to cause trouble at first, but in the end he couldn't bear it anymore, "Hey, your family is over, can't you take care of the children?"
"Why are you so fierce? He is still a child, what can he understand?" The aunt immediately got excited and threw out a classic quote from a bear parent. He is still just a child.
"What's wrong with the child? He doesn't understand. Don't you adults understand either?" Yang Bei said.
"Children are young and naturally restless. How can they bear it when they are on a plane for such a long time? Can't you, an adult, just accommodate yourself? You are still as familiar as a child." The aunt said another classic quote from a bear parent.
"Alas!" The people around him shook their heads helplessly, expressing sympathy for Yang Bei's experience.
"So I was wrong?" Yang Bei was speechless. What kind of gangster logic is this?
Do good people really deserve to be held at gunpoint?
Although I only ate one bowl of jelly, I had to pay for two bowls of jelly.
"Of course, adults should let their children go." The aunt said matter-of-factly, obviously she was used to it before, "Dabao, don't be afraid, you can do whatever you want."
"Silly x..." Dabao was not afraid at all. After making a face at Yang Bei, he continued to act like a monster in his own way.