Don't mind your own business when you go out. Besides, he has no time to mind other people's business. His scalp is numb and he doesn't know how to get out of the woods.
But.
Before he could react, a carriage rushed down the hillside.
"Step aside!"
"Get out of the way, get out of the way quickly."
There was a groom sitting on the carriage. The groom was a woman. Seeing Long Fei standing still, he shouted, "I told you to get out of the way."
"There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain..."
"Oh no, there are cars everywhere on every road."
Long Fei sighed, and his reaction was not slow. Seeing the carriage rushing down, he immediately ran away, specifically running the S-shaped route, which was safer.
But!
Wherever the dragon flew, the carriage rushed in that direction.
Just like location tracking.
The groom shouted: "Are you stupid? I told you to get out of the way, you are deaf."
Long Fei:......
"Your sister!"
Long Fei cursed in his heart, "I'm stupid? I think you are the stupid one."
Immediately.
Long Fei said: "Since you're following me, I'll run up the tree to the head office."
He stepped forward, stepped on a branch, jumped up suddenly, stood on the trunk, and said: "It's safe now, right?"
only……
He hasn't finished speaking yet.
The wheels of the carriage hit the big rock, and the horse suddenly braked. The carriage behind the horse flipped over and flew away.
The groom and an unconscious woman in the carriage flew out.
Just like launching a cannonball, it locks on Long Fei and launches it.
Long Fei's eyes darkened, "Fuck, who the hell did I provoke?"
"Whizzing……"
Two voices hit him directly, "Ah..."
"ah……"
The groom woman shouted, hugged Long Fei's waist, and pulled...
Long Fei strengthened his legs, planted his horse firmly and hugged the unconscious woman. As soon as he hugged her, a strange fragrance from the woman's body poured into his nose. It was a very special fragrance.
at this time.
Because the momentum was too strong, the groom girl couldn't hold back and pulled Long Fei's pants down with a 'chock' sound. She raised her eyes slightly, her face immediately turned red, and she said: "You stinking gangster!"
"Depend on!"
"You are a gangster. You took off my pants when we first met. I have never seen a female gangster like you. Can you still save some face?" Long Fei also scolded, "Fortunately, I am wearing underwear.
, If you don’t wear underwear, you won’t be seen naked? That would be a huge loss.”
The groom girl's cheeks were red and she said: "You are shameless, you are a stinking hooligan, you..."
Just at this time.
Long Fei shouted: "Say one more thing. Do you believe it or not? I will take off my underwear. I will be a gangster today."
"you……"
The groom girl was so angry that she didn't dare to look up at this shameless man, for fear that Long Fei would take off his last piece of trousers.
Seeing that she was scared, Long Fei laughed again and said, "Oh, I suddenly want to pee and I can't help it anymore. What should I do? Just pee on a tree."
The groom girl was so angry that her head was smoking. She wanted to cut Long Fei into pieces. She said solemnly: "You stinking scoundrel, how dare you!"
Long Fei said: "What am I afraid of? You control heaven and earth, but you can still control my peeing. Don't worry, as long as you don't move around, I won't pee on you."
"but."
"You can't peek. It won't look good if you have needle holes."
The groom was so angry that she didn't want to take it anymore, and said: "If you pee, I will cut it, and if you feel like it, you can pee."
"Depend on!"
"You still dare to threaten me?"
Long Fei immediately became angry and wanted to take off his pants immediately.
The groom girl panicked when she heard a rustling sound above her head, and immediately said: "Brother, I was wrong. Is it okay that I was wrong?"
"Do you know how to apologize now?"
"Brother, I'm telling you, it's too late!" Long Fei didn't buy it at all, and there was another sound of taking off his pants, and then he made a sound of 'sssssssss'.
The young groom's face was ashen and she said, "What do you want to do?"
Long Fei said: "How about it? It's very simple. Say loudly 'I am a female gangster' three times and I will let you go."
"you!"
"You are a gangster." The groom girl said harshly.
Long Fei shouted: "Are you going to say it or not?"
The groom girl couldn't defeat Long Fei at all, and thought to herself: "I promise you first, I will take care of you when I come down, and I will blow your dick to see how arrogant you are."
Finished.
The groom girl said: "I am a female gangster, I am a female gangster, I am a female gangster..."
Long Fei said: "Are you losing to mosquitoes? Mosquitoes are louder than you."
"You...don't push yourself too far." The groom girl became even more angry.
Long Fei said: "I have to go too far to be good. What's wrong? Come and bite me if you dare. If you dare to make such a small sound again, I will piss on the top of your head."
If you talk well, none of this will happen.
Why did you take off his pants and call him a gangster?
Is there any royal law?
The female gangster must be punished today.
"ah……"
The groom girl was going crazy and said frantically: "I am a female gangster, I am a female gangster, I am a female gangster... Okay."
Very loud sound.
at this time.
Long Fei suddenly shouted loudly: "Come here, someone, there is a woman here who is acting like a hooligan. She is acting like a hooligan. My trousers have been taken off. Everyone, come and take a look."
The groom girl suddenly wanted to die.
He was completely played by Long Fei, and he scolded Long Fei ten thousand times in his heart, saying: "You despicable and shameless person, I will cut you into pieces today."
Long Fei was not afraid at all, and said: "Come on, come on, don't say the body will be broken into pieces, if you dare, look up, I have even taken off my pants."
"ah……"
The groom girl shook her head and didn't want to hear it. She never thought that there could be such a shameless person in the world, who would threaten her by taking off his pants?
The anger in her heart could roast Long Fei to death.
He was so angry that he was shaking all over.
"what on earth do you want?"
"Aren't you also a killer sent by the Mu family?" The groom girl looked at the ground with a ferocious look, just as she gritted her teeth and was about to jump down.
There was a sound in the woods.
"This is the area."
"I heard their voices just now."
"Search her carefully for me. We must kill her today. She must not be allowed to return to Yao's house. Do you understand?"
"As you command!"
More than a dozen men in black suits searched down the hillside.
The groom girl immediately gave up and jumped down, her mind tightened and she said: "Stop talking!"
Long Fei became proud and said, "Why don't you just stop talking when you tell me not to talk? Who do you think you are? I just want to talk."
The groom girl was so anxious that sweat broke out on her head and she said, "What do you want?"
Long Fei looked down slightly, and from his vantage point, he just happened to see a bottomless small groove on the collar of the groom girl's coat...