"Are you talking to me?" Although it is strange that dogs can talk, it is not beyond Xu Qian's cognition, but he hasn't encountered it yet.
"Of course it's me, otherwise who do you think it is?" The black dog sat on the ground like a human, crossing his claws in front of his chest, looking at Xu Qian like a fool.
"It's the joke you asked me to tell?" Xu Qian told jokes for a few days, and was full of resentment. Now he has found the real master. No matter how much he is, he has to vent his anger first.
"You're still embarrassed to tell your jokes? None of them is funny, I'm asleep when I hear it."
As soon as he heard this, Xu Qian was about to spurt out his old blood. I have told you so many jokes, even if it is not funny, it won’t be like listening to sleeping, are you intentionally disgusting me?
"How could it be not funny? I think it's quite funny. You must be laughing so hard that your stomach hurts, and you're just pretending not funny."
"Do you think it's funny? You're too humorous."
"I'm laughing low? I'm laughing low?" Xu Qian pointed at himself. If he had a beard, his beard would definitely be crooked. He had not been angry before, but now he is getting angry again.
No, since I can enter, this black dog must have thought it was funny. But I didn’t do anything just now!
"Forget it, I won't bother with you anymore. I'll ask you, why did you let me in?"
"Those people just now, hahaha, that person fell down and took off the woman's skirt. Hahaha, his hair fell off, and another person pulled the wrong hand..." Black Dog said, remembering those
The scene couldn't help laughing.
That's it? Is this funny? Xu Qian was confused. Who is the one who has a low laugh?
The black dog laughed so hard that he rolled to the ground, laughing while rolling on the ground. Xu Qian couldn't help laughing at it when he saw it like this.
The black dog finally calmed down, and Xu Qian asked, "Do you know Yu Youtang? Did he come in too?"
"Of course I know him. He has come in, but he has only seen me."
"Did you let him make you laugh? How did he succeed? Also, I have only seen you what it means." Xu Qian understood the reason why he finally made the black dog laugh, but it had nothing to do with him. This is not true.
A big blow.
"He, he is not as fast as you, and he spent a lot of time. Finally, he fell down and sat on a piece of cow dung..." The black dog laughed again when he said this.
Xu Qian was extremely helpless. The black dog's funny point was not low, but strange. And once it remembered something funny, it would roll around with laughter. At this time, the black dog ignored anything and said anything.
All can only wait until it finishes laughing.
"You can make me laugh, but you meet my requirements, so you can see me. But if you still want to see my companions, you have to meet their requirements."
"Your companion? Do you still have companions? Are you here too?"
"It's here, but I won't see you now."
"Why do I want to see them? There is no benefit when I see them." Xu Qian looked proud. In fact, he wanted to ask what kind of name he wanted to find out. This scroll is so magical, and he will definitely get some benefits.
"Oh!" The black dog didn't seem to expect Xu Qian to be so tough. I think among the people he has seen over the years, who has nodded and bowed humbly?
"Well, since you have arrived here, I, Lao Hei, will give you a meeting gift."
When Xu Qian heard that there was a gift to collect, he immediately became interested. But after staring at the black dog for a while, the other party didn't move.
"Where is the meeting gift?"
"I've given it to you."
"Where?"
The black dog said disdainfully: "Why are you so stupid? You can even have spiritual consciousness in. You don't know how to use it?"
"Spiritual consciousness?" After Black Dog reminded him, he realized that at this moment, his spiritual consciousness had entered this space, not his physical body.
"Can my spiritual consciousness enter at any time in the future?"
The black dog nodded, thinking that Xu Qian was not smarter than Yu Youtang.
"You have passed my test and you can enter the scroll at any time in the future. This is the meeting gift I give you. As for how to use it, what helps you will be helpful to you, it is your own business." After saying that, the black dog
Turn your head and leave.
"By the way, the next test is Xiong Er. Its requirement is to depend on your cultivation speed. If your speed can satisfy it, it will come out to meet you, and it will also give you a meeting gift.
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Xiong Er? Is there still Xiong Da?
"What is its meeting gift? Can you tell me now?" Xu Qian felt that this black dog was so unreliable. He was worried that Xiong Er would be a good guy.
"You will know then. Go back quickly. If you are late, you will be beaten to death." The black dog suddenly remembered something, "By the way, don't think I don't need to make me laugh in the future. On the contrary, you still need it.
If you work harder, those jokes won’t work.”
"Wait... I'll ask the last question, has Yu Youtang met Xiong Er?" The black dog had already walked away, and Xu Qian shouted loudly at the top of his throat.
"He? No, he just saw me..."
"Xu Qian! What's wrong with you? Are you scared?" Lin Qiaoni shook Xu Qian's body, looking extremely anxious. In such an emergency, if something else happened to Xu Qian, the only thing she could do was
Quit the game.
A loud slap in the face was directly slapped Xu Qian in the face.
"Oh, who beat me?" Xu Qian's spiritual consciousness happened to return, his face was burning.
"Are you okay?" Lin Qiaoni breathed a sigh of relief. "What's wrong with you just now? You're like you're possessed by evil spirits."
Xu Qian didn't have time to explain to Lin Qiaoni, because the situation in front of him was very unoptimistic. The people in the guard team had basically been crippled, and there were only two or three people who had the power to resist. The old man's bodyguard also joined the battle, but he also died.
adversary.
"Be ready to fight at any time, and once you lose, you should exit the game immediately." Xu Qian whispered to Lin Qiaoni. He never thought that this time he would encounter such a dangerous situation.
Lin Qiaoni did not speak out, but nodded slightly to show her awareness.
"You go quickly." Xu Qian said to Vivian. Vivian is not a martial arts cultivator, but an ordinary person. It is too dangerous to stay here.
"Where can I go? None of the people who ran away just now could escape." Vivian's voice was a little desperate. It was not that she didn't want to leave, but that she couldn't.
At this time, Xu Qian discovered that most of the participants who were rushing to the exit were dead, and the rest of them dared not run away. They could only curl up with their heads and shivered. At the beginning, these monsters were already there.
An ordinary enemy took the lead to block the exit. Whoever got closer to the exit would die first.
"If it really doesn't work, I'll quit the game." Compared to those ordinary people in the Tang Dynasty, Vivian was quite calm, largely because she still had the last card to quit the game.
Xu Qian glanced at these people and really didn't understand where these human-shaped monsters came from. They looked a bit like the monsters in the TV series Journey to the West. They looked like the human figure, but they also had strong animal characteristics.
These monsters were the first to deal with the rebels and fugitives. Xu Qian and others stayed quietly, but were not "prioritized for care". Now more than half of the monsters were idle, and one of them walked towards Xu Qian and others.
The weird man rushed towards Lin Qiaoni directly. Xu Qian would not let him get close. He blocked directly in front and kicked the person away with one kick.
The monster flew out and hit another monster, and could never get up again.
Xu Qian's kick immediately attracted the attention of most of the weirdos present. They originally thought that Xu Qian was just an ordinary person, but now they found that he was a tough guy, and several weirdos rushed up at the same time.
The weird guy's weapons are all unified large swords, and several large swords slashed at Xu Qian at the same time. Xu Qian did not wear a spiritual sword when he went out this time. He did not have a space spiritual weapon, so it was really not bad to take such a long guy out.
Convenient. At this time, facing several big swords, he punched without fear, and several monsters and swords were all knocked back.
The strength should be at most the level of Wu Zong or Wu Zun. Xu Qian made a silent judgment in his heart. Even if there are more opponents like this, he will not be afraid.
On the other hand, the captain of the guard team, the first-class martial saint mentioned in the intelligence, was originally struggling with a weird man, but he was obviously at a disadvantage. Now he found that there was still a master like Xu Qian hidden.
, I suddenly felt hope in my heart.
The weird guy who had been suppressing the captain of the guard team also discovered Xu Qian's extraordinaryness. He forced the captain of the guard team to retreat in two or three times and came directly to Xu Qian. The original opponent was too weak. If he hadn't had enough fun, he would have been out of here long ago.
Killer. Now there is a stronger person, how can he let him go?