After just one sip, Luo Guan knew that the Niu Clan's burdock tea was not very serious!!
Good guy, it's like he swallowed a mouthful of fire, it's running around in his body, and there's smoke all over his body.
The several tall and thick-looking maids of the Ox tribe in front of him all looked pretty, and Luo Guan squeezed his thighs hard to keep from losing his composure.
Putting down the tea cup, he couldn't move again. He looked at the Niu patriarch opposite and said, "Clan leader, there is no need to test anymore. Since Xiao Zhuang calls me uncle, I will not harm him. Please rest assured."
Chief Niu looked embarrassed, "What did you say? Fellow Daoist Luo really misunderstood... I asked someone to ask Xiaozhuang, and he said you were very good to him. I know those idiots can't hide it from you. This is all a misunderstanding...
Well, why don't you take a few sips while it's still hot? Really, I guarantee that this tea is purely natural and pollution-free, good for men and better for women. Don't waste this vintage tea specially prepared for you, fellow Taoist Luo."
Luo Guan twitched the corner of his mouth and glanced at the shy-looking Ox Clan girls with horses on their shoulders, "What exactly do you want to do??"
"Hey! Lao Niu, I'm a straight-tempered person and won't hide it, so just tell me." Chief Niu slapped his thigh and said loudly: "I've also heard about the matter between Fellow Daoist Luo and that girl from the Fox tribe, Miss Tu Qing
It's interesting to you, but you don't like it, so you don't like the taste... Then we girls from the Niu tribe will definitely be in the eyes of Fellow Taoist Luo, and we, the Niu tribe, don't have any sectarian views. I can take away whichever one I like, Fellow Taoist Luo.
If you like it, take them all away. If you think they’re not enough, let’s choose again..."
What a perfect and high-quality partner. Hearing Xiao Zhuang's words, he even had some doubts about his own life experience. This made the Niu Patriarch have to think more...
Back then, Xiao Zhuang's mother seemed to have been out for a while. Could it be that it happened at that time? No, Xiao Zhuang has so much potential. He can even compete for the position of Monster. The ancestors of our Niu Clan have never been so glorious.
Children must seize the opportunity!
Luo Guan's face went numb. He spoke sternly, with a serious tone, and spoke extremely seriously, "Chief Niu, you have misunderstood!!"
After a long explanation, the Niu Clan leader was convinced that he really had no intention of doing so, and then he angrily let several Niu Clan beauties go down.
"Um... Hi! We, the Niu Clan, are passionate. We treat our friends and guests with all our heart and soul!" The Niu Clan leader was quite shameless and immediately patted his chest and said: "The banquet is ready soon. Let's eat meat and drink wine.
, come here and never come back until you’re drunk!”
While they were talking, Niu Xiaozhuang came back with Tu Qing. Judging from their faces, it seemed that things were not going well.
Sure enough, Niu Xiaozhuang said with a slight disappointment: "Miss Tu Qing has checked my father and fed him the inner court elixir, but he is still in a coma. The specific situation will be examined later." After that, he mentioned
The teapot poured himself a bowl, thought of something else, and hurriedly sent it to Tu Qing.
"Miss Tu Qing, please have tea."
Tu Qingzhen was a little thirsty, mainly because he was sulking all the way and didn't eat anything he had prepared. His heart was burning a bit, so he picked it up and drank it all with "gudong" and "gudong".
Chief Niu opened his mouth, feeling like he wanted to say something, but he swallowed it back, stood up and walked towards the outsider, "Well... I, Lao Niu, went to see how the preparations for the banquet were going..."
"Alas! Chief, why are you dragging me along? I haven't even had a sip of tea yet. I'm so thirsty!" Niu Xiaozhuang was dragged away.
"Drink the hell! Is that something you deserve to drink? When we get to the kitchen later, there will be a tank of water for you..." The Niu Patriarch cursed and walked faster.
He almost jogged all the way and disappeared with Niu Xiaozhuang.
"Huh?!" Tu Qing suddenly opened her mouth and let out a soft groan. Her eyes widened with an expression of disbelief.
It seemed unimaginable that he would take the initiative to make such a sound in front of Luo Guan.
What the hell? Why do I feel that this man has suddenly become more beautiful, and even the smell on his body has become so good that I want to pounce on him.
No, it’s tide!
Tu Qing subconsciously tightened her legs and tried to maintain her posture, but she didn't realize that the subtle movements almost made her collapse on the spot.
One face was even covered with red clouds.
She raised her head suddenly and looked at Luo Guan opposite, "... despicable!" If you want to, just tell me directly. As for using this method? Although I don't refuse in my heart, I must scold him.
you.
Otherwise, how can I show my innocence and purity.
Luo Guan:......
!!!
God damn, men are good and women are better. If you just say that men and women kill each other, wouldn’t it be effective? And the effect is really amazing!
He had already drank tea, and he was so angry at being seduced that he could suppress it only by his will. At this moment, looking at the red clouds in front of him, his breath as blue as blue, and his delicate and soft body, Tu Qing, he suddenly couldn't help it.
.
No wonder just now, the Niu Patriarch pulled Niu Xiaozhuang and ran like a rabbit!
"I have something to go!"
After saying something in a deep voice, Luo Guan walked away. He couldn't stay in this place any longer.
"Stop!" Tu Qing almost cried in anger. This is the lobby. Do you want to embarrass her by just putting her here?
She gritted her teeth, "Luo Guan, do you dare to do this? I... I really misjudged you... wuwu..." She seemed to be crying.
Luo Guan sighed, "Miss Tu Qing, this matter has nothing to do with me. It's the burdock tea of the Niu tribe. I just took a sip..."
She is more powerful, just have a drink.
Tu Qing felt that the weather was getting more humid. If it was just a drizzle just now, it was now drizzling, and his whole body felt weak and weak.
When she heard Luo Guan's words, she almost cried in anger. She had heard about the burdock tea from the Niu tribe for a long time, and some people from the Fox tribe also purchased it secretly. She didn't expect it to be so powerful.
"... Even if it weren't for you, you would be ready to leave me here like this... Luo Guan, please help me, send me to the room... If I stay here any longer... I'm almost too embarrassed to live..."
She also wanted to run, but the water was too heavy and slippery and she couldn't stand.
Luo Guan hesitated and said, "Is there anyone who can help?" Damn it, Chief Niu, he didn't forget to take the others with him when he ran away. There is not a single person in this mansion. Tu Qing belongs to Empress Huarui.
Disciple, if something happens to her in the Niu Clan, he will definitely be in trouble too.
"Miss Tu Qing, hold me up and I'll take you in."
Chief Niu said before that this house is specially designed for distinguished guests, and they can choose where to live.
Holding Tu Qing's hand, Luo Guan walked towards the nearest room, but before she had even taken two steps, she heard a low moan and leaned over, with her face rosy, her eyes gleaming, and her lips slightly parted.
It is constantly exhaling fragrant heat.
"Don't look... I didn't mean it... I can't control it..." Tu Qing was about to cry. She was interested in Luo Guan and wanted to capture him and turn him into a slave, but she never thought that this would happen.
situation.
It’s so embarrassing, I feel like I’ve lost all my face in this life!
Luo Guan hugged her with one hand and strode forward without saying a word. He felt a ball of fire in his arms and a ball of fire on his body, which burned his eyes black.
He kicked open the door and threw Tu Qing on the bed. He really couldn't control the last move, and the touch was really smooth and clever.
"a (one tone) a (two tone) a (three tone) a (four tone)..."
Standing outside the door, when there was no movement inside, Luo Guan walked away. If he hadn't been afraid that Tu Qing would be taken advantage of, he would have left long ago.
Listening to the footsteps quickly retreating outside the door, Tu Qing was lying on the bed, his eyes wide open, staring blankly above his head.
Suddenly, she suddenly covered her head and slapped her legs on the bed desperately, "I'm going to die, I'm going to die! Luo Guan... I... I'm not done with you..."
At the banquet, Tu Qing, who had taken a shower and changed his clothes, had a cold face and took the main seat in a manner that no strangers should enter.
Chief Niu came over to toast, and was so fierce that he sweated. He came close to Luo Guan and whispered: "Fellow Daoist Luo, what's going on? I was fine before I left... Nothing can happen to that...
Bar?"
Luo Guansheng laughed angrily, "Chief Niu, you still have the nerve to say... This woman is not easy to mess with, and her background is astounding. If I get into trouble, no one can escape!"
The leader of the Niu Clan waved his hands repeatedly, "What does this have to do with the Niu Clan? You are all distinguished guests. We will bring out the best things to entertain you. Fellow Taoist Luo really drank too much and started talking nonsense. I won't bother you, Old Niu. I will take my leave.
." He turned around and left to drink with a group of old ladies, "hehe" and "haha", which was very lively.
A group of reckless men from the cattle tribe went crazy after drinking too much, and started wrestling on the ground on the spot.
"Rumble" hits the ground and shakes. No wonder you have to hold a bonfire dinner. If you were at home, the house would be demolished.
Really full of energy when riding a horse!
Feeling the cold eyes from the opposite side, Luo Guan nodded a little, thinking that little girls repay kindness with hatred. If I hadn't helped you, you would have performed in public long ago.
Why? I just touched it, what else do you want to do? With a certain mind in mind, he picked up the wine glass and took a sip, looking back coldly.
Tu Qing was startled, as if he didn't expect that he would dare to be so confident. He almost broke his teeth and left the table angrily.
But Luo Guan understood her last look - just wait!
Just wait, I'll let you touch it back in the worst case. I'm a manly man, will I be afraid of you?
Niu Xiaozhuang came over and whispered: "Uncle, I think Miss Tu Qing is angry..."
"roll!"
"okay!"
Sensing that the air pressure was wrong, Niu Xiaozhuang turned around and walked away, not daring to fart.
"Patriarch... don't dance with auntie... Why are you taking off your pants? Alas, patriarch... face, please pay attention to your face..." Niu Xiaozhuang pulled him over.
Chief Niu glared, "What are you doing? My mother-in-law has been dead for eight hundred years, and she still doesn't allow me to dance... Oh, my belt is loose. That's why I don't have a woman to take care of me. It's hard to live alone... cough,
Why are you calling me?"
He looked like he was not going to delay my dance.
Niu Xiaozhuang said: "I think there is something wrong with the atmosphere between Uncle Luo and Miss Tu Qing? What happened? Chief, we can't afford to offend them. If there is a conflict, the trouble will be big!"
Chief Niu looked at Ya San, "Xiao Zhuang, how long have you been married?"
"...Half a year, what happened?"
"Ha! Boy, you're still far behind in this regard. Don't worry, my old cow's eyes are so sharp that I won't run away as soon as I pass by. Nothing will happen to these two people... If anything happens, just take off your pants... Ahem! That's it.
, just go and do what you have to do. If you have nothing to do, go home and hug your mother-in-law to the kang. Don’t delay things."
With a silky step, the patriarch returned to the group of ladies, holding one in his left hand, another in his right hand, and another one behind him. He jumped away from the banquet area and went into the nearby woods.
night.
Luo Guan was sitting cross-legged when suddenly someone knocked on the door. He opened it and saw Niu Xiaozhuang holding his pants in one hand and shouting excitedly, "Uncle Luo, my dad is awake!"
Tu Qing was also alarmed. He walked over with a cold face, snorted at Luo Guan before saying, "Take me there quickly!"
A moment later, at Niu Xiaozhuang's house, Luo Guan saw Niu Dazhuang waking up. He was turning his head to look out the window, as if he was looking at something.
In the distance, it was pitch black, like a small forest.
"Dad, Uncle Luo and Miss Tu Qing are here."
Niu Dazhuang, still unfinished, turned around and grinned, "Brother Luo, we meet again!"
