He Suicun looked at his own body, which was shy and no different from a girl's. But he thought to himself, my body, brother, you won't be broken, right?
With the look of Xixi Xizi, luckily Hesui Village is straight, but if it were curved, it would have fallen long ago.
He Suicun stood by the bed and turned away his eyes. He stretched out his hand to pull Xixi Xizi up.
Xixi Xizi's eyes were blurry and her voice was as small as a mosquito: "Senior, it's okay."
"Stop being so verbose (无路race)."
Hesui Village doesn't care what weird plots come up in Xixi Kiko's love mind.
He Suicun bent down, grabbed her hand and pulled her up hard.
"Sit up straight and don't think about random things in your mind." Hesuicun whispered, and then sat back at the computer desk, holding "The Strait of Love Murders" but unable to watch it.
The lonely man and woman in the small room were all quiet for a while.
Until, the voice of Xixi Xizi came.
"What I just said is true. It doesn't matter what you say, senior," Kiko Kishiko said charmingly with a little shyness.
I believe your ghost! Tease me.
Knowing that I can't do anything now, just provoke me.
"I'm sorry, I... hate stupid people." Hesuicun glanced sideways at Xixi Xixizi and said expressionlessly.
You look at my side face and you feel nothing, so you tease me again? Who is afraid of whom? I don’t like you, and we are not lovers. We can only be friends at best. I will not spoil you.
Hesui Village rejected Xi Xixi's teasing and confession.
"I'm not stupid...seniors also know that, in terms of liberal arts, Kiko-chan is number one in her year, but...just...people...people only act like this when they see seniors," Xixi Kiko said shyly, but also seemed not to
Say it politely.
"Who said...senior is so...so worthy of people's reliance?"
Although what Xixi Xizi said made Hesui Village very comfortable, Hesui Village still had to say what should be said.
"Haha, today you can think that I am trustworthy, and tomorrow you can think that others are trustworthy. It is better that we remain friends and do not cross the line."
"It turns out...senpai is afraid...that I will abandon you..." Xixi Xizi opened her hands as if waiting for someone to hug her, and lay on the bed. Those poor ritual dolls were crushed again.
"If you can avoid violent joy, sorrow will naturally not come."
"Yes, to avoid the end, you avoid the beginning."
"If you ask what the definition of life is, there is no other way to define it than to say, "Torturing yourself by fabricating unnecessary troubles." That would be enough."
"Senior, someone as smart as me must know what I'm talking about. Also, if you don't like me, senior, you can tell me and I can change it."
The first line from Dazai Osamu is very famous, even those who have never seen the worldly disqualification in Kawasui Village know it. The second line is also quite famous. Kawasui Village has often seen it on the Internet. The third line is Kawasui Village.
I don't know, but I think I can find the source of this sentence in the bookcase in front of me.
The total meaning of these three sentences by Xixi Xizi is: Hesui Village, you are a coward, you dare not start loving me.
"You're very nice and smart. What's your appearance? The short hair suits me very well. You have good looks and a good figure. Your personality... isn't as silly as I thought, and your cooking skills are also very good. You have
It’s very good, it can even be called perfect, there is nothing that needs to be changed. But…”
He Suicun put the bookmark on the page he saw and closed the book. He put the sticker on the computer table and tapped it in an orderly manner with his index finger.
"The timing is wrong."
"Oh...oh!" Xixi Xizi pretended to be patting her head as if she had just remembered something. "Oh~ that's right, we have to solve this matter first, and changing back to the body is the most important thing."
"But...it's all because I like senior so much that I forget everything when I see him."
"Whatever you say, maybe if we switch bodies, you won't have any feelings for me, maybe." Hesuicun's finger tapping speed gradually slowed down, and he turned his head to look at Xixi, who was lying on the bed and looking at the ceiling.
Kiko said: "After all, the hormones in our bodies are different."
"Even if you are shy when you see me, it may be because of my hormones."
"Maybe I'm just a loser who starts thinking crazy when I see a girl and starts producing a lot of hormones?"
This is Hesui Village's explanation of Xixi Xizi's liking for him as hormonal factors. It is also telling him that Xixi Xizi's liking for him is just one-sided, and Xixi Xizi has never understood him at all.
"Then senior...do you think you are?"
Xixi Xizi asked slyly.
"..." The question came back again. Of course Hesui Village would not admit that he was a loser, or in other words, no one would admit it foolishly.
"There is no point in us discussing this, and my opinion is not important. I am different from the "everyone" you call me."
"Let's talk about what to do tomorrow!" Hesuicun picked up his phone and looked at the time, then changed the topic.
"It's almost 11 o'clock now. Let's talk for another half an hour before falling asleep."
He Suicun stood up from the chair and nodded to Xixi Kiko, who was lying on the bed motionless and looking at the ceiling. "As long as you stay in your current state and be careful not to say "I" instead of "I" tomorrow, you'll be fine.
"
"Next, let's go back to the question we just asked. What's the name of that mean girl? I think she might cause trouble for me tomorrow."
He Suicun left the computer desk. He bent down and picked up the dolls that had been scattered on the floor when he knocked Xi Xixizi down. He dusted off the non-existent dust on them and put them on the bed.
"Oh~ That Uha-senpai~ is a pretentious fool. What's wrong with her?"
"I called you Duixi and asked you to buy water. I didn't care about her and came back to you directly."
Hesuicun said calmly, but thought in his heart that the tone of Xixi Xizi's tone seemed different from what I thought of campus bullying.
"Oh, this year I happened to be promoted from first grade to second grade, and she also went from second grade to third grade."
"I just started school a few days ago and I want to exercise my rights as a senior in the club! Pfft~" Kishiko Kiki lay on the bed and burst out laughing.
"Maybe it was when I was in the first grade. I didn't have much communication with everyone in the club and seemed dull. So when she exercised her rights as a senior in the club, she pretended to be superior and gave me an insulting look.
Number."
"You don't have to worry. It's normal for junior students in the club to buy water for senior students, and the club will reimburse the money. Moreover, our school strictly prohibits campus violence. Today you drew insulting things on other people's shoe cabinets and tables.
If you are photographed by others and posted on the campus network, you will be immediately killed in society, and you may even be directly expelled from the school."
"Oh~ that's such a shame."
"Pity?"
"Well, originally I thought that if there is violence on campus, your expectation should be that there is no violence on campus."
"Then I will directly establish an anti-campus violence club. I will dominate Haiwu High School with a bamboo sword, directly take over the campus radio, and broadcast my voice regularly every day. "Hey, all students, listen, what should I do if I encounter school violence? Turn a blind eye.
~?no~no~no~ Come report to our anti-campus violence club, and you will praise him within three days." He Suicun touched his nose and said calmly.
"Hahaha~" Xixi Xizi held her belly, bent over and laughed loudly. "Senior~ Haha~ Senior is so interesting...haha..."
Hesui Village originally thought so, and even had a complete plan in mind, but now it seems that the plan will be changed.