Chapter 138 The government officials who were teased (Thanks to the book friend Duo Xiang
Chapter 138: The government officials who were played with
According to Dandingfeng's research, long-term consumption of meat buns will cause nutritional imbalance and poor physical development. In order to improve the food of the government officials, kind-hearted Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou decided to do something.
In the morning, the hard-working Masters Lu and Master Meng decided to pack up all the meat buns and take them away, forcing them to eat vegetarian food and have balanced nutrition, and urged the government officials to exercise more, run regularly, and stretch their muscles.
The government officials gladly accepted the suggestions of the two experts and said that they must keep up with the experts, catch up with them as soon as possible, and thank them personally.
The two experts don't just talk. In order to prove the feasibility of their health theory, they will go out and run in person.
The government officials were greatly moved and began to run for exercise throughout the morning.
The government officials felt that the experts' suggestions were right and promoted the reputation of the two experts for free. Soon, the whole town heard the officials' shouting.
"You two, stop if you can!"
"You two bastards, I promise not to beat you to death!"
"What are you going to do if you don't eat the meat buns?"
The government officials were furious and pursued Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou.
Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou did not dare to be overtaken by the government officials, so they ran away, leaving the government officials behind to catch up.
While running, Lu Yang said: "The rules are indeed true. Look at how dangerous this government officer is. He chased us without doing anything. We can't be caught up."
Meng Jingzhou thought deeply: "Isn't that right? Fortunately, we are in the foundation building stage. If it were anyone else, we would have been caught up long ago."
The government officials also wanted to take a detour and block the two of them, but the two were already familiar with the town map and couldn't block them at all.
The two led the government officials from morning until nightfall. When they ran to the back, it was obvious that the government officials could no longer run. They were all panting from exhaustion and walking lightly.
At Haishi, the two men returned to the inn carrying the meat buns. The government officials stared at them fiercely and returned to the government unwillingly.
According to the [Buyi Town Yamen Service Rules], they must stay in the government office from Haishi to Chenshi.
The two of them were a little regretful. They had made a lot of preparations at the inn. If the government officials could enter the inn, they would be able to give them a surprise.
Pity.
At about o'clock on the fifth day, the originally lazy government officials arrived at the restaurant on time.
In the past, they would wait for a quarter of an hour at night, when more people gathered here, and then they would suddenly appear, scare people, and if they were lucky, they could even break their necks.
In order to eat meat buns, they changed this habit.
I ran around all day yesterday but didn't get any meat buns, so I was already hungry, so I came over here first, and ate as much as I could before those two unscrupulous things were done.
Halfway through the meal, they saw Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou slowly coming out of the inn.
"You dare to appear in front of us!" The government officials were furious when they thought about yesterday, and they wanted to catch these two people no matter what!
Lu Yang said calmly: "I advise you not to chase me, otherwise terrible things will happen."
"Who are you trying to scare?" The chief of the government officials obviously didn't believe Lu Yang's words and thought it was a bluff.
There are only twenty-one rules in Buyi Town, and the situation Lu Yang mentioned will never happen.
"superior!"
Seeing that they did not listen to the dissuasion, Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou sighed, turned around and ran away.
Not long after the government officials ran away, someone was rolling on the ground holding his stomach, sweating from his sore forehead: "My lower abdomen hurts so much!"
Like a chain reaction, one after another people clutched their stomachs and cried out in pain. Even the head of the government office couldn't bear it anymore. He curled up on the ground to reduce the pain and couldn't even stand up.
"The meat buns are poisonous..." The chief of the government officials stared at Lu Yang, convinced that they were the poison.
Lu Yang walked over slowly: "I told you a long time ago not to chase us, but you didn't listen. Are you in trouble now?"
"Where did you get the poison!" The chief yamen official couldn't understand. It was impossible for the drug shop owner to prepare poison for Lu Yang. Where did Lu Yang get the poison?
Lu Yang knelt down, patted the head of the government servant, and said kindly: "Remember, don't exercise strenuously after meals, otherwise you will easily get appendicitis."
"Read more and don't think everything is poison. We are from a decent family, how could we poison you?"
As one of the five great immortal sects, Taoist Sect, he behaves upright and sits upright, and never does such dishonorable things as poisoning.
At least the living enemies have never encountered Taoist poisoning.
The government officials felt unbearable pain in their lower abdomens and were rolling on the ground in pain. The government officials who were still fine stood there fearing Lu Yang and did not dare to move. Just like that, Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou disappeared from the gaze of the government officials.
What the two of them didn't notice was the looks of the people in Buyi Town on the roadside, with fright in their eyes.
"Fortunately, these two people abide by ordinary rules. If they put on black clothes and become government servants, can we still survive?"
"Who says it's not the case? They also say that they are from a well-known and upright family. I guess they are undercover agents from some demonic sect who have infiltrated the righteous way!"
The people of Buyi Town were glad that Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou were on their side, otherwise they were afraid that they would not survive for three days.
At about time on the sixth day, the government officials learned a lesson and took the meat buns without eating them, blocking them at the door of the inn.
Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou had already anticipated this and escaped through the window on the second floor.
"Chase, don't let them escape!" The resentment accumulated over the past two days had reached a terrifying level. The government officials recalled the painful experience yesterday and wanted to tear them apart.
Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou ran more and more skillfully. What the government officials didn't notice was that they chased them and ran to the private school's territory.
When the private school teacher saw Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou, he gritted his teeth and called over those who were studying in the private school.
The people studying in the private school can no longer be called human beings. They have black hair all over their bodies and long mouths. Some of them are so serious that they lie on the ground. They are only one step away from becoming black dogs.
"Catch them!" the private school teacher ordered.
When the government officials saw this scene, they became angry and dared to steal people from them!
The private school teacher still wanted to look at Lu Yang, but Lu Yang was already prepared. He took out a bronze mirror and covered his face.
"Let's take a look at your ugly appearance!"
The private school teacher saw his skinless face and red eyes in the bronze mirror. He let out a wail, his body changed, and he quickly returned to the academy and sewed his mouth shut.
Losing the command of the private school teacher, the black dog man followed the previous order and fought with the government officials.
Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou took advantage of the chaos to take out a government servant and tried to take off his clothes, but found that they could not take them off no matter what.
They just have to do the next best thing and find out the [Buyi Town Yamen Servants Rules] from the yamen servants.
Just like the waiters, in order to prevent forgetting the rules, the government officials will always carry the rules with them.
The two got what they wanted and ran away.
As for the government officials, the two chose to respect their wishes and fight if they wanted.