For a moment, everyone looked at Xu Heng, a little dull.
What do you mean, don't scare him away?
This is the Qingming solar term pollution born in the Xiaohan solar term pollution area, which is simply unheard of.
The opponent's strength is even more impressive, comparable to level three, and his abilities are unimaginable.
Just now you said we were just passing by, not to cause trouble, and to be cautious.
Now you say don’t scare him away. Do you want to hear what you are saying is human?
"You guys, don't look at me like this. Everyone who understands some things understands it. If you don't understand, it's useless to talk too much." Xu Heng noticed the looks of several people and had to explain.
I was also secretly shocked, how could I have such perverted thoughts?
Why do you still feel so excited?
It must be the influence of pollution caused by the Xiaohan solar term. Handsome people are easily affected mentally.
Yes, that must be the case!
"No, tell me what you mean by not scaring him away. Did you bring us in for any other purpose?"
However, the Qingming Festival Commander's expression turned serious and he asked in a deep voice.
He felt that something was wrong with Xu Heng. How could a normal person say such perverted words when faced with such a situation.
"Liu Xing, you are overthinking, that's what he is like." Zhou Yanan had a dark face, but she explained for Xu Heng.
She had more contact with Xu Heng and knew that this guy's brain circuit was different from others, otherwise there would be misunderstandings.
"Yeah, that's just me, don't mind."
Xu Heng also waved his hand, glanced at the rickety old man secretly, and continued: "Don't you realize that even if we don't look for trouble, trouble will find us, so at this time, caution does not mean cowardice.
, but to take the initiative and understand the applause!”
"..."
Several people suddenly twitched their mouths.
Especially the Qingming Festival commander named Liu Xing nodded directly and stopped questioning Xu Heng.
He believed Zhou Yanan's words. Xu Heng's brain circuit was not quite right, and what he said seemed reasonable at first, but when he thought about it carefully, this was not the way a normal person should think.
To be cautious, should we take the initiative?
Shouldn't the normal thing be to continue to think of ways to get around it, avoid these unnecessary troubles, and leave the village as soon as possible?
"You kid, don't act recklessly. Let's check the situation first. The other party may not necessarily be coming for us." Zhou Yanan also hurriedly held Xu Heng down, fearing that this guy would really rush out.
"Captain Zhou, please be gentle and don't touch me there." Xu Heng said a little embarrassed.
"???" Zhou Yanan had a black line on her head.
I just grabbed the corner of your clothes on your back. Where did I touch you?
"This is Yaozi Village, and the old man is also talking about Yaozi. If you put your hand near my waist, I'm a little scared!" Xu Heng said in a low voice.
Zhou Yanan gritted her teeth, clenched her fists tightly, and kept adjusting her breathing to calm herself down, lest she could not resist the urge to beat Xu Heng on the spot.
I owe so much!
At times like this, I'm still trying to be clever.
"Look, the old man is walking with his waist bent, his hands covering his back, and he is muttering 'waist'. Maybe he is a victim who had his waist cut off. We can't hide here any longer, otherwise we might die.
I want to have my waist picked off." Xu Heng suggested again.
"Shut up and stay quiet." Zhou Yanan couldn't bear it anymore and covered Xu Heng's mouth with one hand.
Xu Heng glanced at her sadly and chose to remain silent.
These people are too empiricistic, their ideas are too rigid, and they don't know how to adapt.
In this case, taking the initiative is not to act rashly, but to take the initiative!
"he came!"
The others ignored Xu Heng and stared straight ahead.
The rickety figure was getting closer and closer, only more than a hundred meters away from them.
Everyone also saw his appearance clearly.
He was dressed in a shabby black and gray long coat with some patches on it. His head was full of gray and white messy hair, hanging casually. He had an old face covered with wrinkles, and his mouth was still closing, muttering "waist, waist..."
”.
Eighty meters!
Seventy meters!
Fifty meters!
…
As the old man got closer and closer, everyone could not help but hold their breath slightly.
They don't want to cause trouble, after all, it is not easy to deal with the third level of weirdness.
The most important thing is who knows how weird this place is?
If a fight with this old guy leads to more weird things, then we will be in big trouble!
So at this moment, they just want to wait for the old man to go away quickly, and then continue on their way.
Twenty meters!
Fifteen meters!
Ten meters...
Suddenly, the rickety old man stopped a few meters away from everyone.
He held his lower back tremblingly, raised his body with difficulty, and suddenly turned his head to where Xu Heng and the others were.
"Have you... seen my waist?" the old man asked. Those cloudy eyes were completely white, with no pupils at all.
Several people's scalps exploded instantly.
This old guy found them!
"Retreat!" Zhou Yanan made an immediate judgment and decided to retreat to avoid the old man.
"Wait a minute, there's... there too!" Suddenly, Liu Xing spoke up to stop him, his voice trembling slightly.
Several people immediately turned their heads and looked behind them.
In the dilapidated hut that was originally dark, there was half a head sticking out of the door, with a pair of dull, blank pupils peering at them.
With two levels of weirdness that are comparable to the third level, this place is definitely more than a blue level. If there is another third level, it can be directly regarded as a yellow level pollution area.
"Damn it, what happened in this place?" Liu Xing gritted his teeth.
Although there are only two third-order ones at the moment, they can handle them.
But experience tells them that there are definitely more than two third-level weirdos here. Once they take action, the consequences will be disastrous!
"Have you... seen my waist?" At the same time, the old man in front spoke again.
It felt like there was a mouthful of phlegm stuck in his throat, and his old voice was mixed with a lot of leaking sounds, which made people shudder.
"Immortal... bah, no, old man, are you looking for your kidneys?"
At this time, a whisper rang out, it was Xu Heng.
Everyone in Zhou Yanan's eyes widened.
I don't know when this guy was lying in the corner, with his palms still pressed to his mouth, pretending to be mysterious, and secretly communicating with the old man.
"Kidney, yes, I'm looking for my kidney. Have you seen my kidney!" The old man's voice had a hint of excitement, and he took a trembling step towards Xu Heng.
"Yes, yes, I saw your waist. Don't worry, I will bring it to you right now!" Xu Heng responded enthusiastically.
Regardless of the danger in this place, he was willing to help others and went straight to the old man.
"Wait!" When Zhou Yanan shouted to stop her, it was already too late.
Xu Heng ran out happily like a wild horse running wild.
"Oh? My waist, my waist..." A hint of cold joy emerged in the old man's cloudy eyes.
Whoosh!
The next moment, Xu Heng suddenly disappeared.
The old man was suddenly startled!
Zhou Yanan and others were also slightly stunned.
Then he saw a flash of black light behind the old man, like a flash of black lightning.
Then a stream of black mist poured out from behind the old man.
"Ah..." The old man roared instantly and turned around suddenly.
Xu Heng's figure appeared just in time, already holding two black kidneys in his hands, with a smile on his face: "Old man, look, are these your kidneys?"
"My...my waist..." The old man was frightened and angry, and reached out to grab it.
"Old man, you are so careless. The kidneys are actually in your body. You can forget that you are still looking for kidneys everywhere. Fortunately, I helped you find them this time. You won't be so lucky next time.
.”
Xu Heng raised his waist to avoid the old man's dirty hands and said with a straight face.
"..."
Several people present, including the old man, were stunned.
God, I forgot to put the waist in the lower back.
Fortunately, you helped find it?
Do you need to find this?
"I see that your careless behavior is not like the first time. Let's do this. I will help you hide your waist this time so that you won't forget it in the future."
Xu Heng said something again, and then with the old man's dull expression, he suddenly turned around and ran away!
"I...I...my waist!"
The old man suddenly reacted and became furious. His gray-white hair almost rose into the sky, and a large black mist rose up all over his body, sweeping directly towards him.
This speed is completely different from the trembling appearance before!
"This..." Liu Xing and others were dumbfounded.
Xu Heng, what is this operation?
Picked off someone else's waist and ran away?
The key is that the opponent is still a third-level weirdo!
How can he be so brave?
"This guy still hasn't changed..." Zhou Yanan had a headache and sighed helplessly.
She knew Xu Heng's virtues when she was in the blue polluted area of Darong City.
Selling the door god, hooking up with Weird, calling each other brothers, robbing families and homes!
Now I’m picking someone’s weird kidneys again!
Normal, very normal!
I even have to add that he is more restrained than before!
"Team Zhou, Team Zhou..."
At this time, a sneaky voice suddenly came from not far behind a few people.
Zhou Yanan was startled, this was clearly Xu Heng's voice.
Several people quickly turned their heads to look, and then their eyes widened.
Xu Heng actually ditched the old man and came back.
But now this guy was hiding at the door of that dilapidated hut, standing behind the half head, and his head was just above the other half head, and he was greeting them with a playful smile.
"???"
Several people were stunned for a moment.
If you want to hide, hide well and then make a sneak attack!
But what do you mean by sticking close to someone's back and saying hello to us from afar?
Have you ever considered what it feels like to have half a head between us?
Didn't you see that his eyes are staring up at you so hard that the wrinkles on his forehead are showing?
"Captain Zhou, do you think I can hold it in my mouth? I'm ambushing this idiot. I'll close the door later and give him a hard squeeze on the forehead to see if he's confused or not!"
At this time, Xu Heng put his hand close to his mouth again, crossed half of his head, whispered to Zhou Yanan and others, covered his mouth and snickered!
Zhou Yanan and others are numb!
There's no need for you to whisper, right?
"Brother, I'm not deaf, I heard everything!" The half of the head that was sticking out of the door was numb, and finally couldn't help but twist its direction and look at Xu Heng!
"What? You discovered it?" Xu Heng was shocked, and then his face turned cold: "It seems I can't keep you, you know too much!"
That half of the head was startled, and then he opened his mouth and cursed: "My mother..."