There was a brief silence in the dilapidated house.
Everyone looked at Xu Heng.
Especially Liu Xing and Zhou Yanan, their faces were speechless.
When are you still paying attention to the kidneys?
You have to have sex with Yaozi today, right?
"what did you just say?"
The huge man frowned and stared fiercely at Xu Heng with a fierce look in his eyes.
"Brother, I just complimented you on your big waist. Seeing how strong you are, your waist must be different from ordinary people, and your wife must be very happy." Xu Heng gave a thumbs up and praised repeatedly.
The man was startled for a moment, scratched his head in embarrassment, and giggled: "Hehe, it's... not bad."
boom!
Suddenly, the woman slammed the table, glared at the man, and shouted hysterically: "It's okay? Do you have the nerve to say it's okay? Do you have the nerve to smile?"
"Uh..." The smile on the man's face instantly disappeared, and he lowered his head in humiliation and fear.
"Sister-in-law, don't be angry. What should you do if you are so angry?"
Xu Heng immediately took advantage of the opportunity and stepped forward to hold the woman's arm and help her sit down: "Sister-in-law, why don't you tell me why the elder brother made you angry?"
"Not only does he make me angry, he is just stupid, doesn't understand people, and can't help with housework. All he does is enjoy himself with the neighbors all day long..." The woman directly complained about her bitterness.
Xu Heng sat aside and listened, nodding in agreement from time to time.
The two of them chatted about their parents' personal problems.
This strange scene made Zhou Yanan and others dumbfounded and confused.
What happened?
Why is it suddenly so harmonious?
What the hell is this kid doing?
At this time, after hearing the woman's cry, Xu Heng sighed slightly and gently held the woman's little hand.
"Sister-in-law, I understand you. Don't be angry. I'll talk to my elder brother."
As he said that, he turned to look at the man: "Brother, don't blame me for talking about you. It's really wrong for you to do this. No wonder my sister-in-law is so angry. You have to change it in the future!"
"Yeah..." The man nodded blankly, looked at the woman with a flattering expression, and said firmly: "I will definitely change it!"
"Change?" The woman suddenly became angry again and said angrily: "You can change these bad habits, can you also change that thing of yours?"
"Alas! You don't know something. Every family has difficulty reciting sutras, and our family has the most."
The woman shook her head and sighed, then continued: "Don't think your eldest brother looks tall, but he is actually just a small pepper hanging under a big tree."
"Ah? No way?" Xu Heng said in surprise.
"???" Several people present were also shocked.
What are we talking about?
What hanging peppers?
"What's wrong? You don't know about his stuff..." the woman said, leaning into Xu Heng's ear and whispering something.
Xu Heng's eyes suddenly widened and he looked at the man in disbelief: "Brother, you... I'm afraid you need to replenish your body!"
"I...I..." The man scratched his head vigorously, his face full of confusion, and he hesitated.
"Oh...why am I so miserable..." The woman suddenly burst into tears and kept wiping her tears.
"Sister-in-law, don't cry. I see you crying and I feel uncomfortable too!" Xu Heng looked like he was feeling the same and comforted her.
"Well, you know your elder brother's situation, so I thought I could find some money to supplement him. Otherwise, how would I be able to live this life!" The woman said sadly, and glanced at the bag in Xu Heng's hand.
A few waists are attached.
"Sister-in-law, isn't this a coincidence? I can help with this!" Xu Heng immediately patted his chest and said.
"Oh? Can you really help?" The woman's eyes immediately lit up, with a hint of greed, staring straight at those waists.
"Of course, it's all a piece of cake."
Xu Heng said, lifting up a few kidneys in his hand.
When Zhou Yanan and others saw this, they were all startled.
Why do you feel like this guy has been deceived?
"Brother, thank you so much. My sister-in-law doesn't even know what to say..." The woman was smiling and reaching out to pick up the kidneys.
However, the next moment, Xu Heng tied a few waists to his belt.
"Elbow, follow me into the room!" He stood up, grabbed the woman's arm and walked into the room.
"Ah?" The woman was suddenly surprised.
The man's face was also full of confusion and confusion, still scratching his head and watching blankly as Xu Heng led the woman into the room.
"Brother, don't worry, I will help you solve your sister-in-law's problem from now on." When Xu Heng approached the room, he turned around and promised the man.
When the man heard this, he immediately showed a happy face: "Really...really?"
"Of course!" Xu Heng raised the corner of his mouth, stretched out his hand to hold the woman's chin, and gently lifted it: "Sister-in-law, I will take care of this from now on. Let's go in and warm up first. Is one hour enough?"
"..." The woman's face turned dark instantly.
Liu Xing and others also had strange faces, and Zhou Yanan even looked livid.
Is this guy really fake?
Playing so big?
"That's enough, one hour is enough. I usually only have three breaths." The man suddenly shouted excitedly, as if he regarded Xu Heng as his savior, full of gratitude and reverence.
"Brother, stop bragging. It's okay to lie to your brothers, but it's not okay to lie to yourself."
Xu Heng said angrily: "My sister-in-law told me that you were gone as soon as you entered. How could you have three breaths?"
"Hehe..." The man suddenly scratched his head in embarrassment and giggled, then hesitantly explained: "Take off... take off your pants, it takes time!"
boom!
At this time, the woman couldn't bear it anymore, slapped the door panel hard, and angrily shouted: "Stupid thing, are you going to give your wife to someone else?"
Then he glared at Xu Heng fiercely: "How dare you tease me?"
"Sister-in-law, where do you start talking about this? I just want to help!" Xu Heng said innocently.
The man was stunned for a while, then nodded and said: "Yes... yes, he... he was kind enough to help me!"
"You..." The woman's face instantly turned as dark as ink, and her hands were shaking with anger. She pointed at the man and yelled: "You bitch, you idiot, do you have no brain? Do you know what you are talking about?"
"I...I..." The man suddenly panicked and held his head in fear.
"Sister-in-law, don't scold me. If anything happens, come at me!"
Xu Heng suddenly shouted loudly, walked forward, stood in front of the man, and said righteously: "Brother is such an honest person, how can you be willing to be so cruel to him? Let's talk about it. Putting aside the facts, even if eldest brother
It’s ninety-nine percent wrong, don’t you think you’re not wrong at all?”
"You are looking for death!" The woman became furious on the spot, screamed, and rushed straight into the kitchen.
Xu Heng didn't panic, looked at the dazed man, and said sympathetically: "Brother, don't blame me for talking too much. My sister-in-law is still too tempered and too domineering. You are a man who is in charge of the family, so you should take care of it more!
"
Although the man's expression was still dull, he seemed to have listened and began to nod thoughtfully.
"Die, all die to me!"
At this time, the woman had already rushed out screaming, holding a kitchen knife in her hand, and went straight to Xu Heng.
"Sister-in-law, don't hurt eldest brother, don't vent your anger on eldest brother, just come to me if you have any problem."
Xu Heng did not dodge, but instead stepped forward, raised his head and chest, raised his palms to his chest, and said with firm eyes: "If you have to kill someone to avoid being angry with brother, then give me a knife, from my chest.
, row hard."
"I'll help you!" The woman's face was ferocious, she roared angrily, and she raised her kitchen knife high and struck at Xu Heng.
"enough!"
Suddenly, a man's huge roar sounded.
His huge palm moved forward, blocking the kitchen knife in the woman's hand, and then snatched the kitchen knife away.
"Are you...are you crazy?" The woman was stunned for a moment, as if she didn't expect that the stupid big man who was usually dull and allowed to be beaten and scolded would dare to interrupt her actions.
She was furious again and yelled hysterically: "How dare you help outsiders? I am your wife, you brainless bitch, are you looking for death?"
"I...I...think he is right." The man explained hesitantly, but there was a hint of firm stubbornness and stubbornness in his tone.
"Brother, don't be angry because of me and my sister-in-law!"
Xu Heng hurriedly broke up the fight, shook his head and sighed: "Actually, my sister-in-law is right, I am just an outsider, and you are a family. I just feel sympathy for the eldest brother's experience, and I can't help but say a few fair words for him.
That's all, I didn't expect to make my sister-in-law angry, so it's normal for her to want to kill me to vent her anger."
"No, you can't!" The man's tone became more firm, determined to protect Xu Heng.
"Don't, brother, my sister-in-law will be unhappy if you act like this." Xu Heng advised again.
"I...I'm not afraid!" the man said, looking directly at the woman.
The woman was dumbfounded. She always felt that she was being cheated, but she was not cheating. The feeling of resentment in her chest made her about to explode and vomit blood.
Zhou Yanan and Liu Xing were even more stunned.
Xu Heng's operation made them feel that they had learned a lot.
It turns out that men can be so green tea that they fool a stupid guy into having sex with his wife.
"Brother, please get out of the way. Kneel down and kowtow with my sister-in-law and admit your mistake. Then everything will be fine."
Xu Heng began to persuade again, his face full of fearless dedication and grief, and he raised his head and said: "As long as my sister-in-law can calm down by killing me, and you two can return to your old life again, I can die with peace of mind."
"No!" the man yelled.
At this moment, everyone could feel it.
This stupid guy didn't seem completely stupid. Xu Heng's words seemed to stimulate him. He didn't want to go back to his previous life!
"You...you brainless piece of shit, can't you survive this day?" The woman glared at the man, pointed at him and asked.
"We will spend time with him." The man pointed at Xu Heng with a firm attitude.
"..." The woman's eyes twitched fiercely, and she glanced at Xu Heng coldly.
Xu Heng turned his back to the man and threw a provocative smile at the woman.
The woman's eyes became colder and colder.
But soon, she seemed to have thought of something, and a charming smile gradually appeared on her originally cold and ferocious face.
"OK, alright!"
She suddenly smiled and said: "Since the head of the family has no objection, then so can I. The three of us can live a good life."
With that said, she directly pulled off the clothes on her shoulders, revealing her snow-white shoulders, and looked at Xu Heng with a smile: "Let's go into the house, you will be the one to solve this matter from now on, I will see if you have that
ability."
"???"
Xu Heng's eyes widened.
"Okay, go quickly, go quickly..." The man also smiled happily, like a child who had received a reward. He clapped his hands happily and pushed Xu Heng, urging him to enter the house quickly to complete the task.