Fake eunuch: I am nine thousand years old in the Ming Dynasty Chapter 1146 Lord Dog shows off his power and has the magical power of swallowing the sun!
Chapter 1146 Lord Dog shows off his power and has the magical power of swallowing the sun!
Zhiwei Building, elegant room.
Four Jixi women with blond hair and dressed in black and white nuns' uniforms were waiting at the table, occasionally pouring wine and food for the two people sitting opposite each other at the table.
And these two people are none other than Lu Chi and Mr. Gou.
Relying on his reputation as a half-sage of Xin Xue, after failing to invite Master Gou, Lu Chi decisively "stole" Master Gou out, and this gathering was only possible.
Master Gou said with tears and snot in his nose: "It's just like that - he sat up in shock when he was dying of illness, and the fierce tiger's wife fell into a dream. The Bodhisattva didn't understand the meaning of the world, so he took the window lamp and sat on the lotus platform."
"Brother Lu Chi, my life is so miserable!"
"..."
Lu Chi looked at the pitiful Mr. Gou and couldn't help showing sympathy. He waved decisively, and another group of Jixi women dressed in different clothes walked in from outside the door.
"Master Dog, there is no need for this! As the saying goes, if you have wine today, you will get drunk today, and you will have worries tomorrow! I will do it, you can do whatever you want!"
He drank all the wine in the glass and directly called the four Jixi women to move into the next room.
"You did it, so did I!"
As the saying goes, it's hard to drink without enough wine. Seeing Lu Chi leave, Mr. Gou kicked down the wine jar next to the table and threw the empty wine glass aside.
Then he was helped into the room by seven or eight Jixi women.
These women from the far west were disapproving because they had to serve a demon.
Although Mr. Gou was drunk, he still saw a trace of contempt in their eyes, and he felt angry and decided to show them some color.
So as soon as he entered the door, Lord Gou showed his powerful ability, and the true form of Jinbo Bodhisattva appeared directly.
"Let you shallow Jixi people see what Master Gou is capable of!"
Looking at the astonishing black tendons lined up in the sky, like snakes, the women in the far west were stunned and their faces turned pale.
I was shocked and frightened, mixed with unspeakable joy. >
Before they could react, they were submerged by the tide of big tendons. After an unknown amount of time, these women from the far west all retreated and became as limp as mud.
But Mr. Gou, who was enjoying the wine, was still not satisfied. He left the room with red eyes and glanced at Lu Chi next door who was still working hard. His big eyes rolled around and he thought of the owner of Zhiweilou.
"I missed it last time, but I can't miss it this time!"
"Forget it, Mr. Dog, I managed to escape this time. I don't know when I will be able to be so free next time, so I just want to have fun today!"
Just do whatever you want, Mr. Gou flashed his figure and left the room directly.
at the same time.
Cheng Ping looked at Jingjie and Taixu in front of him and kept shaking his head: "Brothers, it's not that I don't agree with this, it's just that I haven't been feeling very well these days..."
Taixu Taoist said dissatisfied: "Fourth sister, where are you thinking? I just want you to drink two glasses of wine with that adult! Moreover, you are our fourth sister, what kind of injustice can we make you suffer?"
Jingjie also agreed: "Yes, it's just two glasses of wine." He added silently in his heart, "I guarantee there is no 'Bodhisattva's Sorrow' in the wine..."
Cheng Ping's expression changed: "That man is really a martial arts god as you said?"
"Of course!"
Old Taoist Taixu nodded and said: "If that were not the case, how would we have invited you, Fourth Sister, to accompany us? If we could win the favor of that Lord, even Xiao Wancheng would have to give us three points! It would not be a bad idea to even turn our backs on the guests!"
"Okay, it would be nice to meet such a heroic person!"
Cheng Ping finally agreed.
Taixu Laodao and Jingjie were overjoyed when they heard this. Just as they were about to get up, they saw a huge black shadow coming from outside.
He rushed in and rushed towards Cheng Ping, smelling of alcohol.
"This bitch came out of nowhere and dared to act arrogantly in front of me!"
Old Taoist Taixu's face turned cold, and he immediately recognized the true form of the black figure. It was a black dog the size of a calf, with extremely ferocious white fangs!
"As the saying goes, a dog is too big to stew in one pot!"
"Now that the night is getting cold, I just stewed a pot of dog meat for adults to try!"
boom!
With a flash of his body, he was already standing in front of Cheng Ping. He flicked his sleeves, and the cuffs suddenly expanded, as if there was a world inside, and an invisible magical power was activated to take Master Dog directly in!
"Supernatural power: the universe in your sleeves!"
The drunk Mr. Gou felt that his whole body was being wrapped up by a force, tightly restraining his body and trying to throw him into Taixu's cuffs! ??
"Woof woof woof!"
Mr. Gou stared with scarlet eyes, his ferocity erupting, and a purple sun suddenly appeared in his eyes, and his "sun-swallowing magical power" suddenly activated!
Black and purple demonic energy surged out of his body like a tide, turning into a huge bloody mouth, swallowing air violently, making a fierce sound of airflow!
That bloody mouth swallows everything like a black hole!
Taixu Taoist originally thought that he could capture an out-of-control demon, but he just pinched it with his hands, but who knew that the next second, there was a huge earthquake in his sleeves!
The sleeve that connected the small world of the void actually tore and split open.
The calf-sized black dog burst out of it and bit him hard on the arm as soon as he escaped!
"Ouch!"
Taixu's face suddenly darkened!
A majestic imperial master, he was actually bitten by a dog!
However, no matter how he moved his arms, Mr. Dog would not let go. mouth, the sharp fangs pierced into his arm, and the intense pain caused cold sweat to break out on his forehead.
"What are you still doing? Help me get this shit out of here!"
Taixu Taoist hurriedly greeted Jingjie.
Jingjie watched the show for a long time, and only then did he take action. He raised his fist and hit Master Gou on the head. However, as soon as his fist fell, Master Gou had already raised his head.
Buzz!
Jingjie felt that only a pair of scarlet eyes mixed with purple eyes were left in front of him, and his whole body stiffened involuntarily. When he reacted again, he had already put a fist into the dog's mouth.
Click!
Faced with the fists coming to his door, Mr. Gou just took a bite!
"Bitter!"
Jingjie couldn't help but groaned, almost cursing in pain.
A great royal master and a great Arhat, all fell into the mouth of a dog!
But Master Gou is like a tireless monster. No matter what the two of them do, his body is like an iron wall and cannot be broken at all!
On the contrary, because of being beaten, Mr. Gou became more and more ferocious, and the hot blood rushing in his body seemed to awaken some ancient existence, making his power continue to increase!
"I bite, bite, bite..."
Mr. Gou would bite Taixu Lao Dao and Jingjie, especially the places he liked, and would just say hello to them without ever saying anything.
There was a sudden uproar in the room.
The eyes of Taixu Laodao and Jingjie both turned green.
Cheng Ping also followed suit.
Densely dotted dog teeth marks appeared on the bodies of the three of them, especially Cheng Ping, who was originally more delicate and pretty than flowers, with a dog tooth mark on one side of his face!