Yang Fan pinched his thigh hard and told himself to wake up. He was already in the palace, and he was still thinking about women. Wasn't he thinking about shit?
Not to mention Concubine Chen in front of me!
This is the emperor's favorite concubine.
If he does anything out of line, I'm afraid he will be dragged out immediately and beaten to death with sticks. He is a man who wants to become the eunuch king, how can he fall here?
However, the things that frightened him would not change due to his will, and would still happen slowly.
Chug tug tug.
It actually appeared!
He was completely stunned and couldn't believe that such a thing could happen.
"It's over!"
Yang Fan slowly lowered his head and looked at the marks slowly appearing on his robe. The joy of becoming a man again turned into fear in an instant. What if someone discovered this?
He didn't think that he could kill everyone in the palace with this "gun". It was more likely that after being discovered, he would be quartered and executed.
"Um?"
But at this moment, Concubine Chen, who was covered in fragrance, stopped in front of Yang Fan and others, and a charming and seductive woman's voice sounded.
"Are you looking at me?"
A white and slender jade hand stretched out, and Yang Fan woke up immediately.
In an instant, cold sweat soaked through my body.
In his panic, he saw the owner of this hand gently lift the chin of Xiaochunzi, the eunuch next to him, which made him secretly sigh in relief.
"Gululu."
Xiao Chunzi admired Concubine Chen in her heart, but now that she was being acted like this, her face turned red, her Adam's apple bulged, and she swallowed hard.
"I, do you look good?"
Concubine Chen's voice was lazy, her smile was as bright as a flower, and her enchanting eyebrows were as soft as water, making people's minds sway uncontrollably.
"looks great."
Xiaochunzi was stunned.
He swore that Concubine Chen was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen in his life!
Especially when her fingers touched his skin at this moment, he even felt the warmth of her soft fingers. They were so beautiful and so fascinating.
However, he was destined to be disappointed. The moment he finished speaking, Concubine Chen's originally charming smile suddenly turned cold and covered with frost.
"I am naturally good-looking, but what qualifications do you have to look at me with such disgusting eyes!"
"Come here, drag him down, beat him to death and feed him to the dogs!"
boom!
As soon as Concubine Chen said these words, it was like thunder falling.
The entire inner court was instantly chilled to the bone.
Xiao Chunzi turned pale with fright. Suddenly she realized something. Her legs went weak and she knelt down on the ground, trembling all over: "Mother, please spare my life!"
"For offending your empress, Qian Tai, is a crime worthy of death!"
Another young eunuch beside him reacted immediately, grabbed Xiao Chunzi by the collar, and tried to drag him out. Xiao Chunzi knew he was going to die, so he struggled desperately and ran away.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he took two steps out, he bumped into Eunuch Li who came in from the outside. Eunuch Li's face was as dark as water and his eyes were cold.
"Eunuch Li."
Xiao Chunzi's face changed.
"Hmph! You don't know the rules!"
Eunuch Li snorted coldly, stretched out a hand from under his sleeve, and his thin arm was like a green and black python coming out of the abyss, and slapped Xiao Chunzi on the head.
There was a "bang" sound, and Xiaochunzi's head was smashed into the chest cavity. The headless body froze on the ground for a moment, and then fell straight to the ground.
This kind of terrifying power is simply not something that normal people can possess, and it makes Yang Fan's heart tremble wildly.
Because this is definitely not something that normal power can do.
It's easy to beat someone to death, but smashing someone's head into the chest is not something you can do with strength alone!
The strength of this Ming Dynasty is a bit scary!
Yang Fan couldn't help but feel a little weak.
"Drag him down."
Eunuch Li gave an expressionless order, and there was silence in the hall for a while, and then someone hurriedly stepped forward and pulled Xiao Chunzi's body down.
Soon, the palace was restored to its original state.
Eunuch Li then bowed forward and looked at Concubine Chen with a face full of shame: "Old slave, you deserve to die. The people under my command don't understand the rules and disturbed Concubine Chen."
Concubine Chen said calmly: "That's all, let the people take care of their eyes next time..."
"Old slave, I've written it down."
Eunuch Li always kept his head bowed, like a loyal old dog.
At this moment, Yang Fan finally recognized the reality.
Xiaochunzi's death made him completely sober. He finally came to the Ming Dynasty in this world, this ancient feudal dynasty, where the imperial power was more powerful than the mountains!
As the saying goes, accompanying a king is like accompanying a tiger.
Do those noble people really care about their lives?
Yang Fan lowered his head hard, but it was like a fire was lit in his heart. It was fear, anger, and unwillingness.
"I won't let myself turn into Xiao Chunzi, I swear!"
Yang Fan's whole mentality seemed to have changed.
After the banquet in Changqing Palace was finished, they, the young eunuchs, were finally sent back to the prison yard.
However, the death of a young eunuch did not attract the attention of the other young eunuchs. They seemed to have become accustomed to such things.
Human life is as cheap as paper!
What's more, this is in the palace!
If you don't understand the rules and don't know how to advance or retreat, you are going to die.
Not to mention offending the concubines!
Lying on the cold wooden bed, Yang Fan finally calmed down from the death of Xiao Chunzi. Suddenly he remembered the abnormality of his body before and subconsciously dug two handfuls under the quilt with his hand.
"No, why is it gone?"
He was startled and suddenly turned over and sat up.
I lifted up the thin quilt and looked carefully at it through the moonlight outside the window, and found that it was really gone!
The feeling before was like a dream, without any trace, but at this time, he also saw that his body turned out to be a heavenly eunuch!
A kind of heavenly eunuch who doesn’t know why he returned to his original state!
Is it ambergris, or something else?
His expression changed, he was not sure.
This feeling of worrying about gains and losses both surprised and frightened him.
Naturally, he was happy because he had the chance to become a real man again, but naturally he was afraid of how to survive in this cold and heartless palace, and to live well.
In the palace, every dog is female, let alone a man who suddenly appears?
As for the single "gun" that caused trouble in the harem, it would be too high to look down on Mr. Yang.
Fortunately, his features are not obvious now.
But what if, when does it happen to be revealed?
He couldn't help but start thinking about the future. If he wanted to survive on his own in the unfamiliar Ming Dynasty, he actually had only one way.
That is - work hard to climb up and become a great eunuch!
Zhao Gao, Wei Zhongxian, and Li Lianying are all examples of sages in the eunuch circle!
What's more, Yang Fan thought to himself that he had more parts than them, so there was no reason to be worse than them.
The night passed by in a flash.
Yang Fan woke up before dawn the next day.
A young body is extremely resilient and will become more energetic immediately after a night's rest.
It's a pity that the quilt is flat and has no fluctuations.
Yang Fan got up silently, followed the example of other young eunuchs, tidied up the housework, and followed the crowd to start his new day as a eunuch in the Ming Dynasty.
After fetching water, washing up, and changing into neat eunuch uniforms, a group of young eunuchs went to the dining hall and sat in front of rows of wooden tables.
Yang Fan quickly finished his bowl of rice.
The food for the eunuchs on the lower floor was not good. The rice was rough and had become pulpy after being cooked for an hour or two. There was only a layer of green vegetables on top, and there was no oily smell in it.
This made him miss the lion head last night very much.
Unfortunately, that is not something he can ask for now.
Bang bang bang.
Suddenly, a burst of heavy footsteps came from outside.
Accompanied by six armored guards, Eunuch Li walked in. With a glance, the entire dining hall became silent.
"very good."
Eunuch Li nodded with satisfaction, "It just so happens that our family is free today. Let us give these little things like you a good class. Come and take them to the school grounds."
"What are you still doing? Why don't you move quickly!"
Seeing that everyone was motionless, an armored guard stepped forward and shouted loudly, which frightened a group of dazed little eunuchs into scattering like birds and beasts, and ran outside in a mess.
Yang Fan stood up and walked out silently, but he was extremely curious in his heart.
Attend class?
Do I still need to take classes to be a eunuch?
The Ming Dynasty’s quality education was too advanced.