"Brother, what's going on? Did you see something you shouldn't have seen?" Two male compatriots from the department suddenly crowded in front of Lu Xuan and said with blinking eyes.
The other three female colleagues in the department could not help but prick up their ears and eavesdrop.
"No, the minister was having breakfast. I knocked on the door and scared her so much that she choked." Lu Xuan calmed down and said helplessly.
Two male colleagues said: "Is it true or false?"
"It's more real than gold, otherwise what do you think it is?" Lu Xuan asked with a smile.
The male colleague gave a thumbs up: "You are awesome. On the first day you came here to work, you offended the minister. We have a close relationship with the minister. You will be in big trouble."
"There is no way. If someone is unlucky enough to drink cold water, his teeth will get clogged. In the worst case, he will have to pack up and leave." Lu Xuan said with a bitter smile.
At this time, the door to the minister's office suddenly opened, and Lan Ya said loudly: "Lu Xuan, come in here."
"Brother, please pray for good luck." Two male colleagues said as if praying.
Lu Xuan stood up and walked straight into the minister's office. Lan Ya had already dressed and sat at the desk. Lu Xuan was not polite and sat on the chair opposite her.
"What did you see just now!" Lan Ya was still angry, staring at her beautiful eyes and looking at him angrily.
Lu Xuan pretended to be confused and said: "Minister Lan, I didn't see anything?"
"Huh, keep pretending." Lan Ya wouldn't believe his lies. Lu Xuan was clearly looking into his underwear just now, and his eyes almost popped out of his head.
Lu Xuan laughed and said, "I am really more unjust than Dou E. I just knocked on the door, but unexpectedly the door opened by itself. I just saw you putting on your socks."
"That's it?" Lanya snorted: "I'm going to ask my cousin to make the decision for me, saying you bullied me!"
"That's not true." Lu Xuan said with a smile: "This was a complete accident. How about I let you see it? That way you might feel better."
When Lan Ya heard this, she jumped up from the swivel chair angrily and rushed over: "Lu Xuan, shall I fight with you?"
How could Lu Xuan have thought that the school beauty Lan would be so crazy? Without paying attention, she pounced on him, and Lanya bit him on the shoulder with all her strength.
"Ah!" Lu Xuan screamed: "You are a dog!"
In anger, Lu Xuan slapped her directly on her buttocks.
Immediately afterwards, Lanya, who came back to her senses, sat down on the ground, covered her face with her hands, and started crying: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I want to tell my cousin that you took advantage of me and spanked me!"
Can you please stop using your cousin to oppress me, Lu Xuan protested in his heart, but when he saw Xiao Nizi crying like pear blossoms and rain, her shoulders shaking from time to time, it was so pitiful, he felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, and said softly:
"Didn't you bite me first? I spanked you out of desperation."
"Do you know that I was spanked before I even had a boyfriend? How can I get married in the future?" Lan Ya cried and became more and more sad, and she no longer looked like a leader.
"..."
At this moment, Lu Xuan was speechless and choked. Isn't it just a spanking? Is it so serious?
"Why don't you speak!" Lanya raised her head and said angrily.
Lu Xuan smiled bitterly and said, "Well, I made a serious mistake. I have no money, no house, and no car. It seems I can only compensate you with my life."
"You big-headed ghost, why don't you die!" Lanya said angrily.
Lu Xuan smiled and said: "I'll fight you, but what else can I do, or let you fight me back!"
Lan Ya was going crazy. How could people be so shameless?
"Promise me three conditions and let this matter go." Lan Ya wiped the tears on her face and said, even if she was beaten, could she really fight back to retaliate against him? In that case, he would still take advantage, so she had to fight with him
Talk about conditions.
Lu Xuan joked about the three conditions: "You can't agree to these conditions randomly, otherwise if you ask me to jump off the building, wouldn't I really want to jump off the building?"
"Hmph!" Lanya snorted: "I'm not as bad as you. The conditions I mentioned must be within your ability. I won't let you do anything you can't do."
If you do something wrong, you have to pay the price. Who asked him to spank the butt of a beautiful girl? Lu Xuan sighed in his heart. People said that a tiger's butt is untouchable, but in fact, a beautiful woman's butt is even more untouchable.
Lu Xuan nodded: "Okay, since you said so, then I agree."
Lan Ya showed a victorious smile: "Then let me tell you the first condition first."
Lu Xuan was surprised to announce the conditions so quickly, but he would not regret it if he agreed to her: "Just tell me."
"I heard from my cousin, do you know about Chinese medicine?" Lan Yashi asked.
Unexpectedly, Ning Wanxi told Lan Ya about this matter. Lu Xuan was slightly surprised: "Well, I know a little bit about it."
Lan Ya said seriously: "Then my first condition is that you help my father see a doctor. He has an old disease that has never been cured."
"You said you have an old disease, how can I possibly cure it?" Lu Xuan waved his hand and said.
Lan Ya angrily put her hands on Liu's waist, as if if you don't agree, I will fight you desperately: "You agree or not."
"I can agree, but whether it can be cured or not depends on one condition." Lu Xuan said seriously.
"Okay, you can go directly to my house after get off work tomorrow afternoon!" Lan Ya said and drove Lu Xuan out of the office.
As soon as Lu Xuan went out, he was surrounded by several new colleagues: "Brother, how are you? Why did you stay in the office for so long?"
“Let’s talk about life and our ideals with the minister!”
"Tch!" Everyone waved their hands, too lazy to pay attention to him.
After this day of contact, Lu Xuan has become familiar with several new colleagues. The fat male colleague is named Liu Chun, the tall and thin male colleague is named Wang Yu, and the fat girl who loves snacks is named Yan Qi. As for that
An auntie only knows how to wear sweaters and doesn't blend in with other people at all.
Throughout the whole day, Xiao Meimei would always wink at Lu Xuan from time to time. Although the young woman was so good at flying in the clouds, Lu Xuan was really not good at it.
Seeing this, Wang Yu and Liu Chun were both unbalanced. They wanted to seduce Xiao Meimei, but they couldn't, and this kid didn't even want him to come to their door.
Even though Xiao Meimei is not very good-looking, she knows how to dress up and wears gorgeous clothes. She also likes to wear stockings. Most men can't stand this kind of temptation.
After repeated requests from several colleagues, the new colleague wanted to treat everyone to a meal, so Lu Xuan agreed to treat all his colleagues to a meal on Saturday.
Now that he is a white-collar worker, Lu Xuan's salary has doubled, and he can still have some spare money for food and drink. This is thanks to his wife's cultivation. I don't know what kind of kindness this fake wife has, but she has transferred herself to the company's logistics department.
When a security guard is waiting to die, the logistics department is also waiting to die, but the two are not on the same level at all.